zornwil Posted June 24, 2005 Report Share Posted June 24, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Are you implying I do? I didn't think I implied it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archermoo Posted June 24, 2005 Report Share Posted June 24, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER You had to watch a bloopers clip for that? I thought most guys learned THAT one from personal experience. "It's a compliment. It means you relax me that much." Yeah, surrrre . . . Never had that problem... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mightybec Posted June 24, 2005 Report Share Posted June 24, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Never had that problem... Neither have I. It's not like you lose total control or anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted June 24, 2005 Report Share Posted June 24, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Neither have I. It's not like you lose total control or anything. I'm well aware of that . . . NOW. I KNEW there was a reason he chased all my male friends away . . . so I couldn't fact-check this stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onyxclaw Posted June 24, 2005 Report Share Posted June 24, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Was that what the crappy movie with Hoffman and Stone was based on? awful awful movie... "lets all just forget!" one of the worst endings ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savinien Posted June 27, 2005 Report Share Posted June 27, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Attempting revivification... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted June 27, 2005 Report Share Posted June 27, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Attempting revivisection... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted June 27, 2005 Report Share Posted June 27, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Hey, we don't have a DNR, Old Man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted June 28, 2005 Report Share Posted June 28, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER "Rise from the Grave!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mightybec Posted June 28, 2005 Report Share Posted June 28, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER If you had one sex senario to brag to your grandsons about, what would it be? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamerz123 Posted June 28, 2005 Report Share Posted June 28, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER SCIENTISTS DISCOVER NEW ELEMENT A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element has been named "Governmentium". Governmentium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311. These 311 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected, as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of Governmentium causes one reaction to take over 4 days to complete, when it would normally take less than a second. Governmentium has a normal half-life of 4 years; it does not decay, but, instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as "Critical Morass". When catalyzed with money Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element which radiates just as much energy, since it has 1/2 as many peons but twice as many morons. I think that we need to write a grant to carry out a preliminary study of the cost of doing a detailed and complete study of the average distribution of Governmentium both on Earth and in the Known Universe. Do you think that $100,000,000 is too much? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted June 28, 2005 Report Share Posted June 28, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER If you had one sex senario to brag to your grandsons about' date=' what would it be?[/quote'] The time I nailed your mom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mightybec Posted June 28, 2005 Report Share Posted June 28, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER The time I nailed your mom. You're the one who put her up on the cross? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted June 28, 2005 Report Share Posted June 28, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Yeah, she liked it real kinky... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mightybec Posted June 28, 2005 Report Share Posted June 28, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Yeah' date=' she liked it [i']real[/i] kinky... SHe certainly has that reputation. Did she pull out the teeth for ya? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted June 28, 2005 Report Share Posted June 28, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Yeah, but what freaked me out was that the cross was upside down, plus all the chanting, and the poor goats... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
austenandrews Posted June 29, 2005 Report Share Posted June 29, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Hey, what happened to all the post counts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted June 29, 2005 Report Share Posted June 29, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Hey' date=' what happened to all the post counts?[/quote'] ngd posts no longer count. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
austenandrews Posted June 29, 2005 Report Share Posted June 29, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Heh, that's funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted June 29, 2005 Report Share Posted June 29, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER your rep power would have dropped sas well. perhaps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted June 29, 2005 Report Share Posted June 29, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Heh' date=' that's funny.[/quote'] You've been gone longer than I thought - welcome back! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted June 30, 2005 Report Share Posted June 30, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Hey' date=' what happened to all the post counts?[/quote'] It's going to take you longer between breaks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archermoo Posted July 4, 2005 Report Share Posted July 4, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER *pokes around on page 5* Hey what's this doing here... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 4, 2005 Report Share Posted July 4, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER *pokes around on page 5* Hey what's this doing here... I guess it stoped running. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gewing Posted July 4, 2005 Report Share Posted July 4, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Code team to NGD Code team to NGD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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