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John Holmes, famous porn star of "large attribute" fame died a while ago. The guy who placed the bid is using Holmes_4000 as a handle so... it's either John or Sherlock, and I would suspect the former.

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John Holmes' date=' famous porn star of "large attribute" fame died a while ago. The guy who placed the bid is using Holmes_4000 as a handle so... it's either John or Sherlock, and I would suspect the former.[/quote']

Oh...

 

I thought it was Larry Holmes looking for a sparring partner.

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I hope her chess is better than anna kournikova's tennis.

But would it matter is she is sitting in front of you...reaching over the board for you to take a good long hard look...

 

...she can Czechmate me anytime.

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But would it matter is she is sitting in front of you...reaching over the board for you to take a good long hard look...

 

...she can Czechmate me anytime.

Well, her chest is better than anna kournikova's tennis!

 

/objectification mode off!

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I hope her chess is better than anna kournikova's tennis.

 

And who cares if it isn't? :think::winkgrin:

 

 

 

But seriously, folks...I am reminded of a movie version of Harrison Bergeron where they had houses of ill repute for intellectual activities. In the movie, Harrison goes in to play chess with a master, but has to keep it a big secret. The point of the story: chess is naughty! :D

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And who cares if it isn't? :think::winkgrin:

 

In all seriousness I find it sad that women who are good at something other than looking good feel a need to turn themselves into sex-objects.

 

/odd moment of political correctness off!

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Well, her chest is better than anna kournikova's tennis!

 

/objectification mode off!

LOL LOL LOL.

 

Do you think if we asked her nicely she could bounce for us? LOL

 

It's so hard to type when your laughing out loud

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LOL LOL LOL.

 

Do you think if we asked her nicely she could bounce for us? LOL

 

It's so hard to type when your laughing out loud

I'm glad I could help!

 

It never hurts to ask, when you're out of arms reach.

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I'm glad I could help!

 

It never hurts to ask, when you're out of arms reach.

what! In case she slaps you?

 

Maybe she could play draughts/checkers. Gives new meaning to the phrase "king me!" lol.

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By the by' date=' Bazza, how did your sig line come about? lol[/quote']

I just made it up. That's all. I thought it sounded good. Make people think "what was the lesson" etc.

 

nothing big. But on the other hand.............

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I just made it up. That's all. I thought it sounded good. Make people think "what was the lesson" etc.

 

nothing big. But on the other hand.............

It made sense to me...

 

/whistles and walks away quickly before he's seen.

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