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Re: The NGD at 28/6/04 ?

 

I suppose that makes sense. It might have just been a "thing" too' date=' because I suddenly got a lot of rep recently. Oh, I made this awesome PHP / MySql todo list for my webpage. I'm wicked impressed.[/quote']

 

Rep definately seems to come in waves. I think for most people it's pretty difficult to keep producing something that will catch the reader's attention enough to get them to click the scales.

 

Doc

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Re: The NGD at 28/6/04 ?

 

Rep definately seems to come in waves. I think for most people it's pretty difficult to keep producing something that will catch the reader's attention enough to get them to click the scales.

 

Doc

I know rep hasn't been tearing down my door since I stopped posting girly pics.

 

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Re: Longest Running Thread EVER

 

God, Moses, and Computers

 

 

> "Excuse me, Sir."

> "Is that you again, Moses?"

> "I'm afraid it is, sir."

> "What is it this time, Moses. More computer problems?"

> "How did you guess?"

> "I don't have to guess, Moses. Remember?"

> "Oh, yeah. I forgot."

> "Tell me what you want, Moses."

> "But you already know. Remember?"

> "Moses!"

> "Sorry, sir."

> "Well, go ahead, Moses. Spit it out."

> "Well, I have a question, sir. You know those 'ten things' you sent me?"

> "You mean the Commandments, Moses?"

> "That's it. I was wondering if they were important."

> "What do you mean 'were important,' Moses? Of course, they're important.

> Otherwise I wouldn't have sent them to you."

> "Well, sorry, but I lost them. I could say the dog ate them, but of course

> you would see right through that."

> "What do you mean 'you lost them'? Are you trying to tell me you didn't

save

> them, Moses?"

> "No, sir. I forgot."

> "You should always save, Moses."

> "Yeah, I know. You told me that before. I was going to, but I forgot. I

did

> send them to some people before I lost them though."

> "And did you hear back from any of them?"

> 'You already know I did. What about the one guy who said he never uses

'shalt

> not'? Can he change the words a little bit?"

> "Yes, Moses. As long as he doesn't change the meaning."

> "And what about the guy who thought your stance was a little harsh, and

> recommended calling them the 'Ten Suggestions,' or letting people pick one

or two

> to try for a while?"

> "Moses, I'll act like I didn't hear that."

> "I think that means 'no.' Well, what about the guy who said I was scamming

> him?"

> "I think the term is 'spamming,' Moses."

> "Oh, yeah. I e-mailed him back and told him I don't even eat that stuff,

and

> I have no idea how you can send it to someone through a computer."

> "And what did he say?"

> "You know what he said. He used Your name in vain. You don't think he

might

> have sent me one of those -- er -- plagues, and that's the reason I lost

those

> ten things, do you?"

> "They're called 'viruses,' Moses."

> "Whatever! This computer stuff is just too much for me. Can we just go

back

> to those stone tablets? It was hard on my back taking them out and reading

them

> each day, but at least I never lost them."

> "We'll do it the new way, Moses."

> "I was afraid you would say that, sir."

> "Moses, what did I tell you to do if you messed up?"

> "You told me to hold up this rat and stretch it out toward the computer."

> "It's a mouse, Moses. Mouse! Mouse! And did you do that?"

> "No, I decided to try the technical support first. After all, who knows

more

> about this stuff than you, and I really like your hours. By the way, sir,

did

> Noah have two of these mice on the ark?"

> "No, Moses."

> "One other thing. Why didn't you name them 'frogs' instead of 'mice,'

because

> didn't you tell me the thing they sit on is a pad?"

> "I didn't name them, Moses. Man did, and you can call yours a frog if you

> want to."

> "Oh, that explains it. Kind of like Adam, huh, sir? I bet some woman told

him

> to call it a mouse. After all, wasn't it a woman who named one of the

> computers Apple?"

> "Say good night, Moses."

> "Wait a minute, sir. I am stretching out the mouse, and it seems to be

> working. Yes, a couple of the 'ten things' have come back."

> "Which ones are they, Moses?"

> "Let's see. 'Thou shalt not steal from any grave an image' and 'Thou shalt

> not uncover thy neighbor's wife.'"

> "Turn the computer off, Moses. I'm sending you another set of stone

tablets."

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Re: The NGD at 28/6/04 ?

 

It is not my responsibility to keep this forum up on the first page. :)

 

Oh, and the first foundation to Troy: City of Luxury was built last night. Once I have two more foundations built, I'll be giving out private invitations. I'm excited. This is going to be good.

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