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Re: The cranky thread

 

I detect a thread derailment attempt.

 

Must fight it! Damm perkiness!!

 

arghhh!!! :sick:

 

 

lol You must be fairly new. :)

 

I don't attempt to derail threads. If I want 'em derailed, they're derailed. :D

 

It's what I do. :whistle:

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Re: The cranky thread

 

Actually here's something that would of been posted as a semi-arg in the officer's thread.

 

There's a freakin freeway on-ramp that happens to start off on a residential street. They setup photo radar that makes it impossible to get up to freeway speeds if you abide by the 25mph until pass the cut off point.

Hundred's of tickets have been handed out there. A lot of people have recieved their only ticket there. Meanwhile on streets nearby that are so narrow that only one car at a time can pass, no enforcement and people blow by at 50. We've had three accidents in front of our house that I know of. The stop sign & speeding have been involved each time. No enforcment there though. Grrrrrrrrrrr.

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Re: The cranky thread

 

That reminded me of our last Hero Game session. I'm playing Null which is essentially a guy trapped in a female cyborg body with a second "programmed" personality. I have to roll every scene to determine which personality is active.

 

The team is still forming and last game we decided after a battle to go and meet to discuss what to do. We meet at a coffee shop because were not high profile yet.

 

The Inventor is staring at Null's cleavage. I ask him to stop because I'm a guy stuck in the body. He comments on how he would like to examine my body closer. He gets a face full of hot coffee. Spirit comments that I could "tape my breasts so that people wouldn't stare". The inventor then mentions how taping them would only draw more attention to them. Null calls the waitress over, orders a new coffee, gets the coffee, throws it in the Inventor's face again.

Wow, Null would really fit into my campaign. Lemming, don't you agree?

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Re: The cranky thread

 

*hugs and snuggles and tickles the ol' fence sitter*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Drive by perkyness! :D

Hmmmm, you know your perkiness is making me cranky....

 

( :lol: )

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Re: The cranky thread

 

AAARGH I was just at the friday night gaming session at my University (yeah, look at rage trying for a doctorate in film and theatre... I wonder how long until he looses interest?) and I met this wonderful girl, blonde grey eyes, incredibly intelligent (seriously, started doing varsity papers by correspondance when she was 11), listens to similar music and both have a love for Sibelius, Bach and to a lesser extent Orpheus and the underworld, what else? Oh yeah we are both gamers, both take various classics papers which we love and well, she has an absolutly lovely pair of breasts.

 

Now why would I be cranky? Why would I Rage the 379 possibly be cranky? Well it turns out that we both like the ladies, and the only one of us who likes the fellers isn't her. BRAWWGH!!

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And not only that I get home half an hour after the buses stop running, and I a pedestrian without my motor cycle have to spend my "splurg" money on getting a taxi home! Now I have to wait another 4 days before I can see Troy.

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Re: The cranky thread

 

roflmclao Nah, this is just be bein' me. :D

 

It's what I do. ;)

Well what I do is tell people like you that you have the face of a jerk you jerk face!!

 

(Is petty name calling part of this thread? Man I hope so.)

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