ScottishFox Posted January 7, 2020 Report Share Posted January 7, 2020 Last night my almost TKD black belt 10 year old punched me full crank in the spine. Normally that'd be fine, but I was caught completely unaware and it landed on my bad disk. It legit hurt. I let my daughter know in no uncertain terms that the days of hitting dad full blast were over. She's too big now. I could see the superhero version of me die in her eyes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted January 7, 2020 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2020 16 minutes ago, ScottishFox said: Last night my almost TKD black belt 10 year old punched me full crank in the spine. Normally that'd be fine, but I was caught completely unaware and it landed on my bad disk. It legit hurt. I let my daughter know in no uncertain terms that the days of hitting dad full blast were over. She's too big now. I could see the superhero version of me die in her eyes. Ouch. In more ways than one. Maybe tell her she has moved beyond the Titans and is ready to join the Justice League? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted January 7, 2020 Report Share Posted January 7, 2020 3 hours ago, Hermit said: Good vibes and prayers requested for family. Sent Hermit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted January 8, 2020 Report Share Posted January 8, 2020 Ditto Hermit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted January 24, 2020 Report Share Posted January 24, 2020 Just got home from another two-day stint in the hospital. This is getting to be a habit. As a side note, it seems I'm anemic. ScottishFox 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 24, 2020 Report Share Posted January 24, 2020 Mother gets upset that she wets herself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 24, 2020 Report Share Posted January 24, 2020 Eat more liver! Spinach! Chew on nails (as in, 8-penny box cut, not fingernails)! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted January 24, 2020 Report Share Posted January 24, 2020 36 minutes ago, Logan.1179 said: Just got home from another two-day stint in the hospital. This is getting to be a habit. As a side note, it seems I'm anemic. Drinking the blood of your enemies might help with that. Be sure to get a doctor's note though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted January 24, 2020 Report Share Posted January 24, 2020 15 minutes ago, death tribble said: Mother gets upset that she wets herself. Understandably. It's not uncommon though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted January 28, 2020 Report Share Posted January 28, 2020 Brief relapse, another two days in the hospital. Out at last, and back to work. Now I need to schedule a colonoscopy. Fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 28, 2020 Report Share Posted January 28, 2020 Huzzah. Good luck and good health! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 28, 2020 Report Share Posted January 28, 2020 Gah. Yes, best wishes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 29, 2020 Report Share Posted January 29, 2020 While I was in class tonight, Lady P had to take our daughter to Instacare because she hasn't peed or had a poop all day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted January 29, 2020 Report Share Posted January 29, 2020 I hope your daughter is okay, Pariah. Best of luck, Logan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 6, 2020 Report Share Posted February 6, 2020 Oh yes ! It is wonderful to wake up at 2:00 in the morning with a pain in the belly which you have to deal with and then have the world fall out of your backside at speed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted February 6, 2020 Author Report Share Posted February 6, 2020 YIKES. Sorry to hear it, DT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted February 6, 2020 Report Share Posted February 6, 2020 Ah, yes. Nothing like your intestines deciding on their own that you should try for orbital insertion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted February 6, 2020 Report Share Posted February 6, 2020 Still better than it coming out the other way, at speed. Where you can feel it hitting the back of your teeth on the way out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted February 7, 2020 Report Share Posted February 7, 2020 Somebody microwaved fish in the breakroom. 🤮 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ternaugh Posted February 10, 2020 Report Share Posted February 10, 2020 Back from vacation. My first task was to clear my email backlog, and the second was to create a list of all the things that needed to be done last week that weren't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottishFox Posted February 11, 2020 Report Share Posted February 11, 2020 Wife unit managed to get a pulmonary embolism in both lungs this last weekend. Fri-Sun in the ER/Hospital. Then the day after release she develops severe back pain which is on the oh-shit! list of side effects for the medicine she just started the day before. Back to the ER! My daughter is getting a rough lesson in values. Today she announced she was happy as she went to school. Why? Because mom's not in the ER today. Said in the same tone I might remark on how nice a breezy, sunny day is. Hermit and Cancer 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 11, 2020 Report Share Posted February 11, 2020 Wind carried the car door as she was opening it and it hit another car in the car park. The driver, another woman, got really het up about it. We gave them the details rather than go through insurance. But the damage you could hardly see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted March 5, 2020 Report Share Posted March 5, 2020 Daylight savings time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 5, 2020 Report Share Posted March 5, 2020 Heh. That's this weekend? Fun fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted March 6, 2020 Report Share Posted March 6, 2020 I can't feel my finger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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