L. Marcus Posted February 24, 2021 Report Share Posted February 24, 2021 His soul is made of candy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted February 24, 2021 Report Share Posted February 24, 2021 Ok, soon this is going to start going to my head...but not just yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 24, 2021 Report Share Posted February 24, 2021 Please forgive me if I decline to give you head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted February 24, 2021 Report Share Posted February 24, 2021 I'll settle for a totally platonic backrub. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted February 24, 2021 Report Share Posted February 24, 2021 With reacharound? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 24, 2021 Report Share Posted February 24, 2021 You should not say that and you know why ? It is because Starlord is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted February 24, 2021 Report Share Posted February 24, 2021 *tugs at collar* Is it getting hot in here? Lawnmower Boy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 24, 2021 Report Share Posted February 24, 2021 I just remembered I have a time-critical appointment to wash my cat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 1, 2021 Report Share Posted March 1, 2021 Poster 3: Who in the world is he talking about? Poster 4: I'm not sure, but I think she's that plain-looking woman from the X-Files. Poster 3: Oh, well, I suppose that makes sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 You know that there is only one answer to that, don't you ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 Hey, stop using my likeness without proper authority!! Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 What are you going to do? Kill him for it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 Board policy says I have to “play nice”. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 So...a strongly worded reprimand? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 How about a big wet slobbery lick to the ear? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 Compomise: a noogie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 Would "Having his toes nibbled by half-starved Corgis" be too much? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 Thanks for the suggestions, but I’ve taken Gillian hostage. Because I'm a evil, but sensitive New Age Zod. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 Wow, that's harsh. Even harsher than insulting Lolth, the fat disgusting spider queen. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 Have you tried kidnapping Lolth? I would;dn't recommend it, twice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 Hey . . . it just occurred to me. What if Gillian Anderson is the human manifestation of Lolth? It would certainly explain a lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 Note to self: Never order Lolth to kneel before me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 I got away with Ungoliant once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 I always figured that the original Lolth was concocted from someone's painful memories of a vicious elementary school librarian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 1 hour ago, Starlord said: Note to self: Never order Lolth to kneel before me. She read that and agrees with what I said beforehand Starlord is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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