aylwin13 Posted October 30, 2013 Report Share Posted October 30, 2013 I'm always curious about the cow that is standing far away from a group of cows. Did that cow have especially bad gas? That's the sentry. He/she warns the others to stop talking when people draw near. Robertoi 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 28, 2014 Report Share Posted February 28, 2014 Moo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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BlueCloud2k2 Posted March 17, 2014 Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 Oink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 17, 2014 Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 "Ve haff vays of making you moo." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted March 17, 2014 Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 How udderly bored are we? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 15, 2015 Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 Moo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 15, 2015 Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 More cowbell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted January 15, 2015 Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 Mooo-ooo-ooo! (Cow with Sheepish accent) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 1, 2015 Report Share Posted April 1, 2015 COWS CRUCIAL IN THEORY OF EVERYTHING In Scientific American or Physics Today or one of those propeller-head rags in the last month or so was described a cow-pie-in-the-sky plan for a particle accelerator, the Shagadelic MOOon Collider (ShMuC). ShMuC will generate huge numbers of MOOons in a Holstein-Holstein collier ring first, then take the resulting MOOons and accelerate them to BFeV energies (1 BFeV = one shagzillion electron volts, alternately described as about three firkins shy of a troy scruple or a couple crayons short of a full box) in oppositely circulating rings. The two beams of MOOons will be herded into colliding in a detector facility somewhere outside of Bovina, Texas. Funding for the project is being provided by selling off some boullion reserves, and sales of grandstand seats around the collision point, marketing it as "kinda like WWF but with cows on rocket sleds, kinda". Most of the collision events will be uninteresting (to physicists, anyway) and result only in Vienna sausages and splattered steak and kidney pie, but a few are expected to form the elusive Piggs boson, which in some theories causes mass. (Mass what has never been elucidated.) Finding the Piggs would be a key step on ToE, the Theory of Everything, and the discovery of Piggs resulting from high-energy bovine collisions will disrupt kosher delicatessens everywhere. A technical problem is that MOOons are quite unstable (which comes as no real surprise) so cooling the MOOons enough to get good collision rates cannot be done by standard techniques. No one knows how to keep MOOons within Health Department temperature guidelines while accelerating them up to near light speed. Several fast-food burger chains are reported to be interested in the technology once it is developed, however. (Hey, it's April 1.) (This also is reposted from item 149 of this thread.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 19, 2015 Report Share Posted September 19, 2015 And the latest player signed to Cows of the World, Unite! is Beef OreTheDeluge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IndianaJoe3 Posted September 23, 2015 Report Share Posted September 23, 2015 (Translator's note: "Moo" means "Moo.") Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 25, 2015 Report Share Posted September 25, 2015 Sung to the tune of Sodomy from the musical Hair Fricassee Barbeque Double boiling Hot salt frying Father, why do these terms sound so trying? Mastication of cud works fine Join the peaceful quiet bovine chew club, every-one!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted September 28, 2015 Report Share Posted September 28, 2015 Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 28, 2015 Report Share Posted September 28, 2015 "... raised on loco weed." Hmmm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 6, 2015 Report Share Posted December 6, 2015 Peace! Land! MOO! Fifty-forty or MOO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 15, 2016 Report Share Posted January 15, 2016 A hollow voice says, "MOO." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rails Posted January 15, 2016 Report Share Posted January 15, 2016 Moo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 15, 2016 Report Share Posted January 15, 2016 Moe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Starlord Posted January 15, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 15, 2016 Moooove over, cow-ards! The 'steak' has been remooooved from this thread. It has been udder-ly revived! I've never 'herd' such 'grazy' talk here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Tom 2009 Posted January 16, 2016 Report Share Posted January 16, 2016 I like to moove it, moove it... Major Tom 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 Play that funky moo-sic, white cow Play that funky moo-sic right Play that funky moo-sic, white cow Lay down the moo-gie and play that funky moo-sic til you die. (Til you die!) Burrito Boy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 "To err is human, to moo, bovine." Cancer, Burrito Boy and aylwin13 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmjalund Posted October 12, 2016 Report Share Posted October 12, 2016 All bound for moo-moo land Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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