Cygnia Posted December 4, 2018 Report Share Posted December 4, 2018 If the Big Cow is a lie then to hell with the truth Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 5, 2018 Report Share Posted December 5, 2018 Cows of the World Unite! (MOO) show off their newly-signed rookies, the forward DeathRidesA Pale_Cow, and defender NeverMindTh Bullocks. We're in a punk mood. Season 25 will start after New Years. New managers are eagerly sought. Root site for the game is here (it includes team construction rules). If you have any interest, I am more than willing to provide advice or answer questions; PM me. And MOO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 18, 2019 Report Share Posted January 18, 2019 Moo whacka moo whacka moo whacka moo whacka moo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 Cygnia, Starlord and Cancer 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 Florida style hot beef jerky, coming up down! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 6, 2019 Report Share Posted February 6, 2019 On 12/5/2018 at 11:45 AM, Cancer said: Cows of the World Unite! (MOO) show off their newly-signed rookies, the forward DeathRidesA Pale_Cow, and defender NeverMindTh Bullocks. We're in a punk mood. Season 25 will start after New Years. New managers are eagerly sought. Root site for the game is here (it includes team construction rules). If you have any interest, I am more than willing to provide advice or answer questions; PM me. And MOO! Bump. Tell Timppa that Feff sent you. Oh, and following a post by L Marcus in the Word Association thread, Legend Dairy MOO Thology Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted February 6, 2019 Report Share Posted February 6, 2019 I bear no responsibility for the post above. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted February 6, 2019 Author Report Share Posted February 6, 2019 - Cattle are considered one of the earliest types of 'wealth'. - Cattle are not enraged by the color red - Contrary to popular opinion, cattle cannot be tipped over by people pushing them. - Cattle have a 'stay apparatus', allowing them to relax completely while standing up. However, they must lie down to sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cancer Posted May 9, 2019 Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 MooOOooOOOooooOOOOOOoooooooooo !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 16, 2019 Report Share Posted June 16, 2019 Moooo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 17, 2019 Report Share Posted June 17, 2019 Oh, and "How's canned stout?" is an anagram for "Ten thousand cows!" MOO!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 11, 2019 Report Share Posted September 11, 2019 “I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears, and MOO.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 12, 2019 Report Share Posted September 12, 2019 Cow shootings <---> It's chow, goons! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 15, 2019 Report Share Posted September 15, 2019 So.... Take some cows. Put them in glittery spandex bodystockings, and brightly-colored full-head padded masks (with openings for eyes, nose, mouth, & horns of course). Let them pose ludicrously in a feed lot in front of inebriated onlookers. "LAAADIEEEEEES AND GENTLEMOOS ... PRESENTING ... LOS MOOCHADORES!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IndianaJoe3 Posted September 15, 2019 Report Share Posted September 15, 2019 4 hours ago, Cancer said: LOS MOOCHADORES!" Are we talking moo-dos or techni-cows? Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 'Mass Explosion' of Bull Semen After Fire at Genetics Lab Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 On 9/15/2019 at 1:03 PM, Cancer said: So.... Take some cows. Put them in glittery spandex bodystockings, and brightly-colored full-head padded masks (with openings for eyes, nose, mouth, & horns of course). Let them pose ludicrously in a feed lot in front of inebriated onlookers. "LAAADIEEEEEES AND GENTLEMOOS ... PRESENTING ... LOS MOOCHADORES!" Back in my e-wrestling days, one of the comedy feds I was in, someone ran "La Vaca Loca" with his finisher "Over the Moo-nsault" Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 Fetchez la vache! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmjalund Posted September 18, 2019 Report Share Posted September 18, 2019 !!OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 25, 2019 Report Share Posted September 25, 2019 cow.physics.wisc.edu Also, you get web hits if you search for "cattle transformer". Who moo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 31, 2019 Report Share Posted October 31, 2019 Heavens to MOOgatroyd! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 13, 2019 Report Share Posted November 13, 2019 On 10/17/2018 at 12:38 PM, Pariah said: Physics Cow talks about friction! Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 13, 2019 Report Share Posted November 13, 2019 On 10/17/2018 at 12:38 PM, Pariah said: Physics Cow talks about magnetic permeability! Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 13, 2019 Report Share Posted November 13, 2019 On 10/17/2018 at 12:38 PM, Pariah said: Physics Cow talks about heavy leptons! Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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