Doctor Otaku Posted February 14, 2005 Report Share Posted February 14, 2005 Re: A Thread for Random Mooings I just wonder if there is more to be dung here... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 14, 2005 Report Share Posted February 14, 2005 Re: A Thread for Random Mooings Are you trying to horn in on the cow jokes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hyper-Man Posted December 3, 2005 Report Share Posted December 3, 2005 Re: A Thread for Random Mooings moo I just took some steaks out of the freezer to thaw and thought of this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trencher Posted December 3, 2005 Report Share Posted December 3, 2005 Re: A Thread for Random Mooings MOOOOOO! I mean NOOOOOO! Not this again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archermoo Posted December 3, 2005 Report Share Posted December 3, 2005 Re: A Thread for Random Mooings Moo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted December 3, 2005 Report Share Posted December 3, 2005 Re: A Thread for Random Mooings pictures of halberd weilding demon cows are now running through my mind... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Suleyman Rashid Posted December 3, 2005 Report Share Posted December 3, 2005 Re: A Thread for Random Mooings Moo. It took me a while to realize that the actor playing the agent who chases Trinity in the opening scenes of the first Matrix movie is also the guy who played Sark the Psycho Psychic in Farscape. Same sort of realization that the guy who played Yorgi the Russian Terrorist in the first XXX was also Celeborn the Elf-King in the Lord of the Rings trilogy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 3, 2005 Report Share Posted December 3, 2005 Re: A Thread for Random Mooings Personally moo I don't see enough moo randomness in our moo mooing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyle A. Posted December 4, 2005 Report Share Posted December 4, 2005 Re: A Thread for Random Mooings I heard a rumoo-r that someone was going to put this thread out to pasture, say it ain't so! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 4, 2005 Report Share Posted December 4, 2005 Re: A Thread for Random Mooings Mooooo-ving along...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted December 4, 2005 Report Share Posted December 4, 2005 Re: A Thread for Random Mooings Mooooo-ving along...... We've used that joke mooltiple times. Get some new mooterial. How many times have we used it? It's incowculable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 5, 2005 Report Share Posted December 5, 2005 Re: A Thread for Random Mooings And now, a Bovine Christmas carol: The Little Repetitive Cow Come they told me Pa Moo moo moo moo A new born King to see Pa Moo moo moo moo Our finest gifts we bring Pa Moo moo moo moo To lay before the King Pa Moo moo moo moo, Moo moo moo moo, Moo moo moo moo So to honor Him Pa Moo moo moo moo When we come Little baby Pa Moo moo moo moo I am a poor cow too Pa Moo moo moo moo I have no gift to bring Pa Moo moo moo moo That's fit to give our King Pa Moo moo moo moo, Moo moo moo moo, Moo moo moo moo Shall I moo for you Pa Moo moo moo moo With my Moo Mary nodded Pa Moo moo moo moo The ox and lamb kept time Pa Moo moo moo moo I mooed my moo for Him Pa Moo moo moo moo I mooed my best for Him Pa Moo moo moo moo, Moo moo moo moo, Moo moo moo moo The He smiled at me Pa Moo moo moo moo WHEN I FINALLY SHUT UP!!!! Hyper-Man 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 5, 2005 Report Share Posted December 5, 2005 Re: A Thread for Random Mooings There is no MOO but the MOO that cannot be seen, heard, or felt. To understand this, sit in a field and chew your cud until enlightenment occurs. When you achieve enlightenment, you will become a Superior Cow, an Enlightened One, and rather than make Big Macs and Kal Kan out of you they will render you into kosher franks, corned beef brisket, and Science Diet for cats. The truly Superior Cows also have their hide sewn into Official American Conference NFL footballs and appear fleetingly on national television while illiterate criminal steroid junkies parade spasmodically in the end zones in their bloodthirsty pagan victory dances. If this arrangement still seems unsatisfactory, then you are far from enlightenment and have much field-sitting and cud-chewing to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archermoo Posted December 6, 2005 Report Share Posted December 6, 2005 Re: A Thread for Random Mooings There is no MOO but the MOO that cannot be seen, heard, or felt. To understand this, sit in a field and chew your cud until enlightenment occurs. When you achieve enlightenment, you will become a Superior Cow, an Enlightened One, and rather than make Big Macs and Kal Kan out of you they will render you into kosher franks, corned beef brisket, and Science Diet for cats. The truly Superior Cows also have their hide sewn into Official American Conference NFL footballs and appear fleetingly on national television while illiterate criminal steroid junkies parade spasmodically in the end zones in their bloodthirsty pagan victory dances. If this arrangement still seems unsatisfactory, then you are far from enlightenment and have much field-sitting and cud-chewing to do. Heh. Of course footballs (when they were still made of real leather) were actually made of pig-leather I believe. But mooving nonetheless... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted December 6, 2005 Report Share Posted December 6, 2005 Re: A Thread for Random Mooings ..... cows with guns ..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archermoo Posted December 6, 2005 Report Share Posted December 6, 2005 Re: A Thread for Random Mooings We will fight for bovine freedom, And hold our large heads high... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted December 6, 2005 Report Share Posted December 6, 2005 Re: A Thread for Random Mooings To err is human, To moo bovine. Bazza 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 6, 2005 Report Share Posted December 6, 2005 Re: A Thread for Random Mooings Points to ponder .... ... the only plant that eats cows is a packing plant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuraiko Posted December 7, 2005 Report Share Posted December 7, 2005 Re: A Thread for Random Mooings Moo, I say to thee! Moo! What's really bizarre is that I sometimes call John "Moo." Makes for some really bizarre eavesdropping at work. "Hi, Moo!" "Heya, Moo." "I love you, Moo." I get the weirdest looks sometimes. Michelle aka Samuraiko Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archermoo Posted December 7, 2005 Report Share Posted December 7, 2005 Re: A Thread for Random Mooings Remember: The Cow is nature's way of making grass edible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 7, 2005 Report Share Posted December 7, 2005 Re: A Thread for Random Mooings Ninety years ago this MOOnth, phosgene gas was used for the first time in World War I. With "an odor like new-mown hay", the gas wiped out the French Bovine Colonial division at Le Mort Boeuf near Verdun, when the troops charged headlong into what seemed to them like the best meal since they left the meadows of their homeland. The famous Welsh poet Wilfred Owen (himself killed in action in 1918) wrote of the incident, "What passing bells for these who die as cattle?" (though of course he spelled it without using any vowels). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 8, 2005 Report Share Posted December 8, 2005 Re: A Thread for Random Mooings Knock Knock. Who's there? Moo. Moo Who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Moo. Moo who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Moo. Moo who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange? Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say Moo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 8, 2005 Report Share Posted December 8, 2005 Re: A Thread for Random Mooings Rats. MOO lost their match this week. Sigh. And so far the pattern holds: first team to score loses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 9, 2005 Report Share Posted December 9, 2005 Re: A Thread for Random Mooings COWS CRUCIAL IN THEORY OF EVERYTHING In Scientific American or Physics Today or one of those propeller-head rags in the last month or so was described a cow-pie-in-the-sky plan for a particle accelerator, the Shagadelic MOOon Collider (ShMuC). ShMuC will generate huge numbers of MOOons in a Holstein-Holstein collier ring first, then take the resulting MOOons and accelerate them to BFeV energies (1 BFeV = one shagzillion electron volts, alternately described as about three firkins shy of a troy scruple or a couple crayons short of a full box) in oppositely circulating rings. The two beams of MOOons will be herded into colliding in a detector facility somewhere outside of Bovina, Texas. Funding for the project is being provided by selling off some boullion reserves, and sales of grandstand seats around the collision point, marketing it as "kinda like WWF but with cows on rocket sleds, kinda". Most of the collision events will be uninteresting (to physicists, anyway) and result only in Vienna sausages and splattered steak and kidney pie, but a few are expected to form the elusive Piggs boson, which in some theories causes mass. (Mass what has never been elucidated.) Finding the Piggs would be a key step on ToE, the Theory of Everything, and the discovery of Piggs resulting from high-energy bovine collisions will disrupt kosher delicatessens everywhere. A technical problem is that MOOons are quite unstable (which comes as no real surprise) so cooling the MOOons enough to get good collision rates cannot be done by standard techniques. No one knows how to keep MOOons within Health Department temperature guidelines while accelerating them up to near light speed. Several fast-food burger chains are reported to be interested in the technology once it is developed, however. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hyper-Man Posted December 19, 2005 Report Share Posted December 19, 2005 Re: A Thread for Random Mooings moo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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