BoloOfEarth Posted November 18, 2020 Report Share Posted November 18, 2020 3 hours ago, Pariah said: New Topic: The first human explorers on Mars make a horrific discovery in a cave--a human skeleton and four words scratched into the cave wall. What are the four words? "Took left at Albuquerque." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 18, 2020 Report Share Posted November 18, 2020 4 hours ago, Pariah said: New Topic: The first human explorers on Mars make a horrific discovery in a cave--a human skeleton and four words scratched into the cave wall. What are the four words? THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 18, 2020 Report Share Posted November 18, 2020 I voted for Ford NT: Unexpected gifts in the breakfast cereal box Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 18, 2020 Report Share Posted November 18, 2020 21 minutes ago, death tribble said: I voted for Ford NT: Unexpected gifts in the breakfast cereal box Breakfast cereal. I just buy them for the toys... death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted November 18, 2020 Report Share Posted November 18, 2020 1 hour ago, death tribble said: NT: Unexpected gifts in the breakfast cereal box Syringe of coronavirus vaccine. Apparently, the CDC got directives from The Donald on the best way to distribute. death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 19, 2020 Report Share Posted November 19, 2020 9 hours ago, death tribble said: NT: Unexpected gifts in the breakfast cereal box A full bottle o0f Earthquake Pills that are not effective against roadrunners. NT: Subtle signs your relatives don't give a **** whether you catch Covid this thanksgiving. death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted November 19, 2020 Report Share Posted November 19, 2020 11 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs your relatives don't give a **** whether you catch Covid this thanksgiving. "After Aunt Petunia quits coughing, she's going to lick your face. Don't worry, it's just her way of greeting people." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 19, 2020 Report Share Posted November 19, 2020 11 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs your relatives don't give a **** whether you catch Covid this thanksgiving. They're agents in an essential oils MLM scheme, and they keep talking about the benefits of Essence of Lavender or some damn thing as the cure for all ills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 19, 2020 Report Share Posted November 19, 2020 12 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs your relatives don't give a **** whether you catch Covid this thanksgiving. They are all dead. What ? Too soon ? New Topic: What shops are dreading to stock as a Black Friday bargain (Difficult: No Covid jokes) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 19, 2020 Report Share Posted November 19, 2020 12 minutes ago, death tribble said: New Topic: What shops are dreading to stock as a Black Friday bargain (Difficult: No Covid jokes) All the turkeys they didn't sell by Thanksgiving, two days after the power outage. death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 19, 2020 Report Share Posted November 19, 2020 46 minutes ago, death tribble said: New Topic: What shops are dreading to stock as a Black Friday bargain (Difficult: No Covid jokes) Valentine's Day candy. death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 On 11/19/2020 at 8:21 AM, death tribble said: New Topic: What shops are dreading to stock as a Black Friday bargain (Difficult: No Covid jokes) The all-new, all-improved Bring-Out-the-Dessert-Inator from Doofenschmirtz Evil Incorporated! Complete with a handy self-destruct button! NT: Subtle signs that maybe the Grinch was right all along. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 57 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs that maybe the Grinch was right all along. * looks around at 2020 * Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted November 22, 2020 Report Share Posted November 22, 2020 On 11/20/2020 at 1:44 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: The all-new, all-improved Bring-Out-the-Dessert-Inator from Doofenschmirtz Evil Incorporated! Complete with a handy self-destruct button! NT: Subtle signs that maybe the Grinch was right all along. Taps his buddy - Donald Trump. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted November 24, 2020 Report Share Posted November 24, 2020 On 11/20/2020 at 3:44 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs that maybe the Grinch was right all along. Santa Claus comes down the chimney in a hazmat suit. NT: Things you never thought you'd be thankful for, but you are thankful for them in 2020. (Bonus points if they're not election related) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 24, 2020 Report Share Posted November 24, 2020 4 hours ago, BoloOfEarth said: NT: Things you never thought you'd be thankful for, but you are thankful for them in 2020. (Bonus points if they're not election related) New episodes of Animaniacs. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted November 24, 2020 Report Share Posted November 24, 2020 I'm thankful the dragons haven't appeared and attacked... yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 25, 2020 Report Share Posted November 25, 2020 12 hours ago, BoloOfEarth said: NT: Things you never thought you'd be thankful for, but you are thankful for them in 2020. (Bonus points if they're not election related) Distance learning. New Topic: Novel reasons to drink in 2020. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 25, 2020 Report Share Posted November 25, 2020 25 minutes ago, Pariah said: New Topic: Novel reasons to drink in 2020. I haven't finished writing my latest bestseller yet. BoloOfEarth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 25, 2020 Report Share Posted November 25, 2020 5 hours ago, Pariah said: New Topic: Novel reasons to drink in 2020. To encourage liquor distilleries to stay with their core business and not abandon beverages for the much easier and faster to produce alcohol-based hand sanitizers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted November 25, 2020 Report Share Posted November 25, 2020 17 hours ago, Pariah said: New Topic: Novel reasons to drink in 2020. 17 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: I haven't finished writing my latest bestseller yet. I see what you did there. 17 hours ago, Pariah said: New Topic: Novel reasons to drink in 2020. So you're better prepared to deal with the MAGA / anti-masker crowd. New Topic: Unusual and amusing side effects from the coronavirus vaccine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 25, 2020 Report Share Posted November 25, 2020 1 hour ago, BoloOfEarth said: New Topic: Unusual and amusing side effects from the coronavirus vaccine. Nausea, vomiting, water weight gain, lower back pain, receding hairline, eczema, seborrhea, psoriasis, itchy chafing clothing, liver spots, blood clots, ringworm, excessive body odor, uneven tire wear, pyorrhea, gonorrhea, diarrhea, halitosis, scoliosis, loss of bladder control, hammertoes, the shanks, low sperm count, warped floors, cluttered drawers, hunchback, heart attack, low resale value on your home, feline leukemia, athlete's foot, head lice, club foot, MS, MD, VD, fleas, anxiety, sleeplessness, drowsiness, poor gas mileage, tooth decay, split ends, parvo, warts, unibrow, lazy eye, fruit flies, chest pains, clogged drains, hemorrhoids, dry heaving, and sexual dysfunction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 25, 2020 Report Share Posted November 25, 2020 3 hours ago, BoloOfEarth said: New Topic: Unusual and amusing side effects from the coronavirus vaccine. Strange pattern of hair loss and eye-color changes, so that you end up looking like Doom. Spoiler Judge Doom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 25, 2020 Report Share Posted November 25, 2020 4 hours ago, BoloOfEarth said: New Topic: Unusual and amusing side effects from the coronavirus vaccine. You die, but your ancestors come back. NT: Subtle signs your high school English teacher no longer finds your antics amusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 26, 2020 Report Share Posted November 26, 2020 14 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs your high school English teacher no longer finds your antics amusing. "Mr McGee? Mr Rogers? Please dip Mr [Cancer]'s pen cap in 1-to-4 diluted sulfuric acid and put it in his mouth again, please." (Explanation: When I have stick pen with a cap, I chew on my pen caps in class. In Physics, the period before English, one day my two friends nipped off with my pen, dunked the cap in the acid that was in the wet cell battery that was the experiment that day. Half an hour later shortly after English class started, I put the pen cap in my mouth and all my salivary glands shrieked in outrage, and I got up and strode out of class without asking permission, and ran water through my mouth for a couple of minutes at the fountain in the hall. When I came back my two friends were laughing, but apparently they had explained what had happened while I was out, because I was not called to task for barging out of class suddenly.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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