SatinKitty Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat I'm married to the GM. NT: What action, not necessarily an official crime, do you feel deserves the Death Penalty. In other words, people need to be shot when...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat People who laugh after anything they say, no matter what. And their little dogs, too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat People need to be shot if they don't like Gillian Anderson. Or Lucy Lawless. Or Alyson Hannigan. Or Jodie Foster Or Myrna Loy Or Vanessa Upton. Or Siouxsie Sioux. Basically if you don't like something I like you need to be shot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What action, not necessarily an official crime, do you feel deserves the Death Penalty. In other words, people need to be shot when...... People need to be shot when they travel either more than 10 miles above or below the speed limit. NT: Directions to YOUR grandmothers house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat People need to be shot if they don't like Gillian Anderson. Or Lucy Lawless. Or Alyson Hannigan. Or Jodie Foster Or Myrna Loy Or Vanessa Upton. Or Siouxsie Sioux. Basically if you don't like something I like you need to be shot. Off-topic: How about those of us who only go 3-for-7 in knowing who those people are? Are we designated targets too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Directions to YOUR grandmothers house. Get yourself to Yakima, WA, by whatever route you choose. Go south to Union Gap (the next town south), and then head west out Ahtanum Road. Go a long way, about 20 minutes' drive. Where the road forks at Tampico, take the right (north) fork. Go out about 15 more miles, out into the national forest, turning onto a primitive road to the left into a stand of pines. Go up over the ridgeline, and you're in a little meadow where, on a June day, there are butterflies and bumblebees going among the flowers. That's where we scattered her ashes. Illegally, I admit. So shoot me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Directions to YOUR grandmothers house. We were going to have a contest to see who could find where my grandmothers ashes were in the pile of junk that is my mom's house. But then I found the box the last time I was there in back of a closet in the garage... edit: yea, not so much directions, but I figured someone would be semi-amused... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Take I-5 to beaverton exit. Get on TV Highway, turn right on Golden, left on appollo way, Don't park in the street her neighbors are whiny. NT: Your favorite Christmas gift that you could NEVER tell your mother about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hooligan x Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat A selection of disreputable DVDs from Teenage Bondage Queen (you meet the most interesting people at LARPs). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Your favorite Christmas gift that you could NEVER tell your mother about. The drinking cup made from the skull of her favorite little yap-dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Sex with her sister. NT: Oh, no, it's in your closet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Oh' date=' no, it's in your closet![/quote'] The sheep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Oh, no, it's in your closet! Where did this puke green blob come frooo..Auuugh! *Crunch,crunch* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Is the fruitcake in the fridge? NT:That could have gone better if you'd _________. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT:That could have gone better if you'd _________. That could have gone better if you'd kept your pants on. And your shirt. The dancing didn't help much either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT:That could have gone better if you'd _________....just said something other than "**** you, Nazi pig!" when the judge over-ruled your objection. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT:That could have gone better if you'd _________. "Not offered Xena those three nights of wild, passionate heterosexual lovemaking in return for her assistance. Were you born under a rock or something? Don't you know which team she plays for?" NT: It is a sure sign that giving _____ to your Signficant Other for the holidays was a bad idea when he/she ______ with it." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trained Chicken Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: It is a sure sign that giving _____ to your Signficant Other for the holidays was a bad idea when he/she ______ with it." If I play incorrectly, forgive me my ignorance please! It is a sure sign that giving a picture of a vacuum cleaner to your Signficant Other for the holidays was a bad idea when he/she papercuts your wrists with it. death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: It is a sure sign that giving _____ to your Signficant Other for the holidays was a bad idea when he/she ______ with it." It is a sure sign that giving the Sound of Music to your Signficant Other for the holidays was a bad idea when she attempts to give you an enema with it. Psst ! Cancer ! I'll answer your question in Musings on Random Musings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat It is a sure sign that giving Victoria's Secret Negligee to your Signficant Other for the holidays was a bad idea when she wears it (and only it) to work. NT: The Saints that the church usually doesn't talk about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The Saints that the church usually doesn't talk about. St. Smacky, beaten to death by crossdressing midgets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The Saints that the church usually doesn't talk about. Saint Bastard, the baby eating Bishop of Bath & Wells. Said to drown babies at their christening and eat them in the vestry afterwards, the bishop was fond of describing himself thusly: "You see, I am a colossal pervert. No form of sexual depravity is too low for me. Animal, vegetable or mineral -- I'll do anything to anything." Patron saint of seminaries and Church ethics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Saint Rambo the Oppressed. Patron Saint of the American armed forces. Often seen running into action topless, using a weapon he cannot utilise and screaming 'Don't Push Me !' Part of a deal the Vatican made to get more Americans into church and one of the things they just don't like acknowledging at all. NT: ________________________________________ and that's when the destruction began (a homage to Old Man's sig) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: ________________________________________ and that's when the destruction began (a homage to Old Man's sig) She asked if the dress made her look fat, I didn't say "no" immediately, ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat So I told the guy, listen, I don't care if you are Dr. Doom; no one gets in here without being on the list! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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