Michael Hopcroft Posted December 5, 2018 Report Share Posted December 5, 2018 On 12/2/2018 at 9:45 AM, Pariah said: New Topic: First it was anti-vaxxers, then climate change deniers, and then flat-earthers. What is the next anti-science trend that celebrities will begin to embrace? (The sillier, the better.) "Food is unnecessary. You can go without it for weeks at a time and be just fine. Besides, you can never be too thin, right?" NT: Subtle signs your Xbox is trying to kill you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 5, 2018 Report Share Posted December 5, 2018 The target marker seems to be on you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 5, 2018 Report Share Posted December 5, 2018 55 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs your Xbox is trying to kill you. There's a stray socket in the back with an unparseable symbol on it; the manual explains this as saying "Insert VX supply here". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted December 7, 2018 Report Share Posted December 7, 2018 On 12/5/2018 at 9:35 AM, Michael Hopcroft said: "Food is unnecessary. You can go without it for weeks at a time and be just fine. Besides, you can never be too thin, right?" NT: Subtle signs your Xbox is trying to kill you. Any time that some opposition appears, your avatar decides to join them. NT: Your boss is going to give everyone a Christmas surprise, what is is going to be? (The crazier the better ?. ?. ?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 7, 2018 Report Share Posted December 7, 2018 A televised enema ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 7, 2018 Report Share Posted December 7, 2018 22 minutes ago, Asperion said: NT: Your boss is going to give everyone a Christmas surprise, what is is going to be? (The crazier the better ?. ?. ?) A bag of Hershey's Kisses and a hickey. You don't want to think about the hickey machine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 9, 2018 Report Share Posted December 9, 2018 On 12/7/2018 at 2:48 PM, Asperion said: NT: Your boss is going to give everyone a Christmas surprise, what is is going to be? (The crazier the better ?. ?. ?) 2 "Merry Christmas! I just sold the company to a Nigerian Prince!" NT: Subtle signs the US Forest Service no longer finds your antics amusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 9, 2018 Report Share Posted December 9, 2018 Smokie the bear starts chasing you with an axe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted December 10, 2018 Report Share Posted December 10, 2018 On 12/9/2018 at 3:06 AM, Michael Hopcroft said: "Merry Christmas! I just sold the company to a Nigerian Prince!" NT: Subtle signs the US Forest Service no longer finds your antics amusing. They put up signs that say "Everyone welcome - except you". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 11, 2018 Report Share Posted December 11, 2018 On 12/9/2018 at 3:06 AM, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs the US Forest Service no longer finds your antics amusing. When you go to visit, they tell you they'd rather burn the place down than let you back in. New Topic: What your favorite superhero is getting their arch-nemesis for Christmas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 11, 2018 Report Share Posted December 11, 2018 2 hours ago, Pariah said: New Topic: What your favorite superhero is getting their arch-nemesis for Christmas. "A new necklace? Batman, you shouldn't have!" "Merry Christmas, Catwoman." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 11, 2018 Report Share Posted December 11, 2018 3 hours ago, Pariah said: New Topic: What your favorite superhero is getting their arch-nemesis for Christmas. Dear Victor, Please be assured that the crystal skull replica which is the vessel part of the enclosed goblet is a faithful representation of my own skull, generated by a three-D printer from a micron-scale tomographic scan taken in my lab. Best wishes for Christmas, Reed BoloOfEarth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 On 12/10/2018 at 6:37 PM, Pariah said: When you go to visit, they tell you they'd rather burn the place down than let you back in. New Topic: What your favorite superhero is getting their arch-nemesis for Christmas. For the great Trickster: You can obtain this box of reptilian air to use in your many interesting schemes. With due regards, Flash NT: Way that your preferred villain will spend Christmas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 9 hours ago, Asperion said: NT: Way that your preferred villain will spend Christmas. The same way we spend every Christmas: Trying to take over the world! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 10 hours ago, Asperion said: NT: Way that your preferred villain will spend Christmas. Putting on a Santy Claus hat and a coat, in an effort to steal it. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 13, 2018 Report Share Posted December 13, 2018 23 hours ago, Asperion said: NT: Way that your preferred villain will spend Christmas. Walk around with his elbows sticking out, knocking over as many crèches as he can! NT: Your favorite cartoon dog, and what he does for you that none of the others will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 13, 2018 Report Share Posted December 13, 2018 1 hour ago, Cancer said: NT: Your favorite cartoon dog, and what he does for you that none of the others will. He gets rid of that pesky Red Baron. BoloOfEarth and Cancer 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted December 13, 2018 Report Share Posted December 13, 2018 8 hours ago, Cancer said: NT: Your favorite cartoon dog, and what he does for you that none of the others will. He helps me solve mysteries, and shares his Scooby snacks with me. Pariah and Cancer 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 13, 2018 Report Share Posted December 13, 2018 10 hours ago, Cancer said: NT: Your favorite cartoon dog, and what he does for you that none of the others will. He helped me get rid of that annoying gray cat who's always hanging around and trying to catch an even more annoying mouse, all the while trying to be a good father. NT: Subtle signs that Santa Claus is working for Vladimir Putin. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 13, 2018 Report Share Posted December 13, 2018 Duh ! He wears red ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 13, 2018 Report Share Posted December 13, 2018 3 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs that Santa Claus is working for Vladimir Putin. The "naughty list" and "nice list". Think about to whom he might sell that (or be coerced into giving it), for a price. And who would be interested in manipulating who's on each list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 19, 2018 Report Share Posted December 19, 2018 Michael Flynn gets a vial of polonium-210 in his stocking this year. New Topic: Superheros (and/or supervillains) singing Christmas carols. Go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 19, 2018 Report Share Posted December 19, 2018 2 minutes ago, Pariah said: New Topic: Superheros (and/or supervillains) singing Christmas carols. Go. The X-Man sing "Silent Night", but listeners wish it was a literal silent night because Wolverine cannot carry a tune to save his life. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted December 19, 2018 Report Share Posted December 19, 2018 7 minutes ago, Pariah said: New Topic: Superheros (and/or supervillains) singing Christmas carols. Go. At the knock, a mob thug opens the warehouse door to find Punisher standing there, wearing a Santa cap and singing: "I wish you a deadly Christmas, I wish you a deadly Christmas, I wish you a deadly Christmas, And a crime-free New Year!" (opens fire with machine gun) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 19, 2018 Report Share Posted December 19, 2018 1 hour ago, Michael Hopcroft said: The X-Man sing "Silent Night", but listeners wish it was a literal silent night because Wolverine cannot carry a tune to save his life. Which is pretty funny, because Hugh Jackman actually has a great voice. We now return you to your regularly scheduled thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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