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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

 

NT: Computer error msgs, you'd like to see.

 

"Cash Error: You've spent too much on your system and will be refunded 1 Million Dollars into your bank account. Please do not push Enter again or this will happen repeatedly."

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"Woops. My bad. Sorry. I'll make it up to you. Hang on, let me get my secret Broadband wireless connection and download Halo 2 for you."

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Ways to get you rejected as candidate for President in front of your party but not fired.

 

"We don't care if you played The Terminator, after Kindergarten Cop I don't think we could trust you with the youth of our nation" ;)

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NT: Signs the attorney defending you in court isn't that good

 

"How does my client plead? Probably like this."

(drops to his knees, clasping his hands in prayer)

"PLEASE DON'T FIND ME GUILTY! I'LL DO ANYTHING! I'LL WASH YOUR CAR, I'LL SCRUB BETWEEN YOUR TOES, PLEEEEE-HEEEEASE DON'T CONVICT ME!!!!"

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Everyone but Rebecca Romijn-Stamos: She's wearing nothing but blue paint!

If another person says "Make it so" one more time, I'm making them eat this fcuking wheelchair...

 

New Topic: Things you don't want to hear while you're naked...

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