BoloOfEarth Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 22 minutes ago, death tribble said: NT: Surprises in the Justice League movie. Difficulty no saying it was good or that it was bad. When the master villain went on a magic carpet ride. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 3 hours ago, death tribble said: NT: Surprises in the Justice League movie. Difficulty no saying it was good or that it was bad. Disturbing lack of facial hair NT: Most unexpected Oscar movie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 1, 2017 Report Share Posted December 1, 2017 59 minutes ago, Psybolt said: NT: Most unexpected Oscar movie Oscar the Grouch Does Dallas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 1, 2017 Report Share Posted December 1, 2017 Oscar & Felix &Thelma & Louise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 1, 2017 Report Share Posted December 1, 2017 5 hours ago, Psybolt said: NT: Most unexpected Oscar movie Mr Wilde in Prison, starring Stephen Frye (who has in fact played him onscreen before) NT: Subtle signs an Infinite Number of Monkeys(tm) are in charge of your Twitter account. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 1, 2017 Report Share Posted December 1, 2017 24 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs an Infinite Number of Monkeys(tm) are in charge of your Twitter account. #CarcinomaOfTheSoul: Interstellar Asteroid FLING POO #CarcinomaOfTheSoul: Interstellar Asteroid FLING POO #CarcinomaOfTheSoul: Interstellar Asteroid FLING POO #CarcinomaOfTheSoul: Interstellar Asteroid FLING POO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted December 1, 2017 Report Share Posted December 1, 2017 7 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs an Infinite Number of Monkeys(tm) are in charge of your Twitter account. Must... resist urge... to mention... President Trump... The collected works of William Shakespeare are tweeted out in 140 character chunks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 1, 2017 Report Share Posted December 1, 2017 8 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs an Infinite Number of Monkeys(tm) are in charge of your Twitter account. It makes more sense than what the White House is tweeting. Yeah, I went there. New Topic: Christmas songs that drive you crazy, and why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 1, 2017 Report Share Posted December 1, 2017 8 Days of Christmas by Destiny's Child. Self centred and about giving gifts f you have a load of money. Has no sense of fun or irony unlike Santa Baby. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 1, 2017 Report Share Posted December 1, 2017 4 hours ago, Pariah said: New Topic: Christmas songs that drive you crazy, and why. The Twelve Days of Christmas, because I have this incredible compulsion to try and do that math around how many of all these things have piled up around the poor guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 1, 2017 Report Share Posted December 1, 2017 364. (1 * 12) + (2 * 11) + (3 * 10) + (4 * 9) + (5 * 8) + (6 * 7) + (7 * 6) + (8 * 5) + (9 * 4) + (10 * 3) + (11 * 2) + (12 * 1) or double the first six. Simples. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 3, 2017 Report Share Posted December 3, 2017 On 12/1/2017 at 6:18 AM, Pariah said: New Topic: Christmas songs that drive you crazy, and why. The one playing on an endless loop at Fred Meyer when I'm trying to buy groceries in peace. Any resemblance to actual music has long since been scrubbed away. NT: Subtle signs the director of your church Nativity pageant is out of her mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted December 4, 2017 Report Share Posted December 4, 2017 The fact that she actually agreed to direct a church pageant is a big tip-off that she's out of her mind. Those things would test the patience of a saint. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 4, 2017 Report Share Posted December 4, 2017 18 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs the director of your church Nativity pageant is out of her mind. She wants to bring in George Lucas as executive producer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 4, 2017 Report Share Posted December 4, 2017 22 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs the director of your church Nativity pageant is out of her mind. "OK, for Act I Scene IV, we need a quartet who can play Silent Night on chainsaws and boat horn." NT: Things science instructors secretly live for. For the right level of response, see this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 4, 2017 Report Share Posted December 4, 2017 1 hour ago, Cancer said: NT: Things science instructors secretly live for. For the right level of response, see this "Hey, Hendricks! Wake up, and stick your hand in this Liquid Nitrogen." (YAWN) "OK, teach, I can -- OW! MY HAND IS GONE! WHAT GIVES?" "And thus, for the benefit of the rest of the class, our friend Mr. Hendricks has not only failed his chemistry midterm, but he has provided an important object lesson -- DO NOT stick your hand in Liquid Nitrogen just because your instructor tells you to!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 5, 2017 Report Share Posted December 5, 2017 Have you seen the film 2012 and enjoyed it ? If so you have failed the course already ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 8, 2017 Report Share Posted December 8, 2017 On 12/4/2017 at 1:42 PM, Cancer said: NT: Things science instructors secretly live for. For the right level of response, see this "I will now show you why you do not use wikipedia as a primary source...." NT: Talk of the USA not going to Korea for the Olympics has reached the ears of Petey the Stone Cold Penguin (Mascot of the sport of Curling). Needless to say, he is displeased. How will he express his displeasure? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 8, 2017 Report Share Posted December 8, 2017 Divert all their flights to Russia, who aren't going either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted December 8, 2017 Report Share Posted December 8, 2017 Curl up and cry. He is, after all, mascot of the sport of curling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted December 9, 2017 Report Share Posted December 9, 2017 21 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Talk of the USA not going to Korea for the Olympics has reached the ears of Petey the Stone Cold Penguin (Mascot of the sport of Curling). Needless to say, he is displeased. How will he express his displeasure? Start training for Quidditch World Cup (broomsticks...curling...get it???) NT: First thing to happen after the official announcement of Disney purchasing FOX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 9, 2017 Report Share Posted December 9, 2017 1 hour ago, Psybolt said: NT: First thing to happen after the official announcement of Disney purchasing FOX Firefly: The Animated Series Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 9, 2017 Report Share Posted December 9, 2017 17 hours ago, Psybolt said: NT: First thing to happen after the official announcement of Disney purchasing FOX Disney censors begin making extensive edits to Deadpool 2 to get it down to PG-13. And fail utterly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 9, 2017 Report Share Posted December 9, 2017 18 hours ago, Psybolt said: NT: First thing to happen after the official announcement of Disney purchasing FOX Scrooge McDuck is retconned into being President of the United States, and his face goes onto US currency, which Disney then is awarded all of after a subsequent copyright/IP lawsuit. NT: Christmas presents given to Batman by various other superheroes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 9, 2017 Report Share Posted December 9, 2017 1 hour ago, Cancer said: NT: Christmas presents given to Batman by various other superheroes. A customized cookbook from Oliver Queen (Green Arrow) -- his infamous chili is actually one of the milder recipes. Alfred is actually quite pleased with the gift, as he's concerned that Bruce has been eating too much takeout lately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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