Michael Hopcroft Posted December 23, 2017 Report Share Posted December 23, 2017 On 12/21/2017 at 5:17 AM, Pariah said: New Topic: Subtle signs that your Senator / Representative / MP has secretly been replaced by Foxbat. Suddenly every member of Congress wants a Secret Identity. NT: Signs that your kid's school's Winter Break is entirely too long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 23, 2017 Report Share Posted December 23, 2017 Anytime after the 27th December is too long for them to be home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 23, 2017 Report Share Posted December 23, 2017 13 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Signs that your kid's school's Winter Break is entirely too long. They don't remember anything from before the break when they come back. "I'm sorry, what was your name again?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 27, 2017 Report Share Posted December 27, 2017 On December 22, 2017 at 9:15 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Signs that your kid's school's Winter Break is entirely too long. The bill in January for overdue library book fines is in four digits. NT: Your chance to show your psychic powerzz: Ludicrous headlines that will become real in 2018!! Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 27, 2017 Report Share Posted December 27, 2017 11 hours ago, Cancer said: NT: Your chance to show your psychic powerzz: Ludicrous headlines that will become real in 2018!! BROWNS WIN! BROWNS WIN! BROWNS WIN!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 27, 2017 Report Share Posted December 27, 2017 Canadian popstar gets new Army based sitcom, stand by for Beiber Patrol BoloOfEarth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 27, 2017 Report Share Posted December 27, 2017 13 hours ago, Cancer said: NT: Your chance to show your psychic powerzz: Ludicrous headlines that will become real in 2018!! SPIDER-MAN: THREAT OR MENACE? NT: Blog post comments that really don't need to be in all caps. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 27, 2017 Report Share Posted December 27, 2017 13 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Blog post comments that really don't need to be in all caps. HE WENT PEE-PEE IN THE POTTY! Psybolt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 28, 2017 Report Share Posted December 28, 2017 12 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Blog post comments that really don't need to be in all caps. DAMMIT, THE CAPSLOCK KEY IS BUSTED. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 28, 2017 Report Share Posted December 28, 2017 CONGRESS ACTUALLY PASSED LEGISLATION NT: In the light of a bishop in Liverpool criticising Christian officials in America for blindly following Trump and not taking issue with him, who in the religion community comes out in support of Trump (The more outrageous the better) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 28, 2017 Report Share Posted December 28, 2017 2 minutes ago, death tribble said: NT: In the light of a bishop in Liverpool criticising Christian officials in America for blindly following Trump and not taking issue with him, who in the religion community comes out in support of Trump. Pretty much every jewel-wearing slick-haired fast-talking Evangelical preacher in the rural United States. They're the ones who got him elected in the first place. (Is that outrageous enough?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 28, 2017 Report Share Posted December 28, 2017 3 hours ago, death tribble said: NT: In the light of a bishop in Liverpool criticising Christian officials in America for blindly following Trump and not taking issue with him, who in the religion community comes out in support of Trump (The more outrageous the better) The current head of the Church of the Gospel According to Ayn Rand, Objectivist. Their services feature readings from Atlas Shrugged and making other people pay your Tithing with no benefit to themselves. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 29, 2017 Report Share Posted December 29, 2017 5 hours ago, death tribble said: NT: In the light of a bishop in Liverpool criticising Christian officials in America for blindly following Trump and not taking issue with him, who in the religion community comes out in support of Trump (The more outrageous the better) Jim McElroy NT: It's the first days of summer at South Pole Research Station! What inexplicable items are in extreme demand at the station's store? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 29, 2017 Report Share Posted December 29, 2017 More flammenwerfers. Don't ask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 29, 2017 Report Share Posted December 29, 2017 snow tan cream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 29, 2017 Report Share Posted December 29, 2017 15 hours ago, Cancer said: NT: It's the first days of summer at South Pole Research Station! What inexplicable items are in extreme demand at the station's store? Lots and lots of booze. New Topic: Batman is feeling inordinately proud of himself today. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 29, 2017 Report Share Posted December 29, 2017 21 minutes ago, Pariah said: New Topic: Batman is feeling inordinately proud of himself today. Why? Because he's finally in on the joke, just like in 1966. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 29, 2017 Report Share Posted December 29, 2017 He tied up Superman in Kryptonite chains and dressed him up as Wonder Woman. Footage now available on the Internet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted December 30, 2017 Report Share Posted December 30, 2017 7 hours ago, Pariah said: New Topic: Batman is feeling inordinately proud of himself today. Why? Harvested his lobster traps NT: New Year's Resolutions for Congress Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 30, 2017 Report Share Posted December 30, 2017 2 hours ago, Psybolt said: NT: New Year's Resolutions for Congress This year, we will bring in more puppies for kicking practice before passing the budget. BoloOfEarth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 30, 2017 Report Share Posted December 30, 2017 Stop kowtowing to the President Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted December 31, 2017 Report Share Posted December 31, 2017 On 12/29/2017 at 7:40 PM, Psybolt said: NT: New Year's Resolutions for Congress Since we all know New Year's Resolutions are made to be broken: Congress makes a resolution to actually get some work done. NT: Hero Games forum posters' New Year's Resolutions for 2018. (Provide the poster and resolution, e.g. "Badger -- make an ewok-fur coat") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 31, 2017 Report Share Posted December 31, 2017 Simon. Monetise the game Simple Simon and reap enough to keep the IRS happy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 1, 2018 Report Share Posted January 1, 2018 On 12/30/2017 at 9:24 PM, BoloOfEarth said: NT: Hero Games forum posters' New Year's Resolutions for 2018. (Provide the poster and resolution, e.g. "Badger -- make an ewok-fur coat") Hermit resolves to get off the damn fence already. Maybe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 1, 2018 Report Share Posted January 1, 2018 On 12/30/2017 at 8:24 PM, BoloOfEarth said: NT: Hero Games forum posters' New Year's Resolutions for 2018. (Provide the poster and resolution, e.g. "Badger -- make an ewok-fur coat") DT resolves that he will accept Jodie Whittaker. NT: Subtle signs that you may have had a bit too much to drink yesterday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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