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3 hours ago, Pariah said:

New Topic: NFL teams' surprising New Year's resolutions.

To build a new billion-dollar football palace (at taxpayer expense, of course) in Birmingham, Alabama and then not even give them a whiff of actually getting a team there. It ends up being used for tractor pulls and bull-riding.

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On 1/2/2018 at 5:38 AM, BoloOfEarth said:

NT:  Surprisingly good things that will happen in 2018

A lottery winner will do something intelligent and helpful with the money. Of course, since there is no value of "something intelligent and useful" that includes playing the lottery in the first place, we might have to wait a while.

 

NT: Subtle signs your rich uncle has once again left you out of his will.

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2 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

A lottery winner will do something intelligent and helpful with the money. Of course, since there is no value of "something intelligent and useful" that includes playing the lottery in the first place, we might have to wait a while.

 

NT: Subtle signs your rich uncle has once again left you out of his will.

 

You're still getting bills from the lawyer.

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11 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

NT: Subtle signs your rich uncle has once again left you out of his will.

 

He's just installed a gold-plated swimming pool...and then filled it with gold coins.

 

New Topic: The President's most recent tweet that shows, remarkably, that he's actually paying attention.

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3 hours ago, Pariah said:

 

He's just installed a gold-plated swimming pool...and then filled it with gold coins.

 

New Topic: The President's most recent tweet that shows, remarkably, that he's actually paying attention.

 

"I am paying attention too much! Attention is overpaid! What is Attention doing to earn all that money?"

 

Lucius Alexander

 

Paying attention to a palindromedary

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10 hours ago, Pariah said:

New Topic: The President's most recent tweet that shows, remarkably, that he's actually paying attention.

 

"That whole big button thing?  Turns out launching nukes is a whole lot more complex than that.  Who'd a thunk it?"

 

NT:  So, if it doesn't launch nukes, what does that big button on the President's desk actually do?

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3 hours ago, BoloOfEarth said:

 

"That whole big button thing?  Turns out launching nukes is a whole lot more complex than that.  Who'd a thunk it?"

 

NT:  So, if it doesn't launch nukes, what does that big button on the President's desk actually do?

 

It is simply a giant emoji - when pressed the President will get a large cream pie in his face.          :snicker:       :bounce:

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4 hours ago, BoloOfEarth said:

NT:  So, if it doesn't launch nukes, what does that big button on the President's desk actually do?

 

It makes flaultulent noises. The President pushes it constantly, giggling the whole time.

 

New Topic: The Cleveland Browns have just announced a surprise hire to try to turn their season around next year. Who is it?

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