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1 hour ago, Pariah said:

New Topic: Surprisingly funny things happening at next month's Winter Olympic Games.

The figure skating competitors get into a massive pie fight, leaving whipped cream and meringue all over the rink. In the chaos, the Japanese win gold and we discover this was all inspired by an unpublished episode of Yuri on Ice!.  (Or is that Yaoi on Ice!?)

 

NT: How Petey the Stone Cold Penguin (Mascot of the sport of Curling) brought peace to the Korean Peninsula.

 

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New Topic: Things Improved by a speeding T-34 tank

 

Motor racing at Fort Bragg. The troops love it.

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On 1/25/2018 at 10:55 AM, death tribble said:

New Topic: Things Improved by a speeding T-34 tank

 

The inevitable upcoming reboot of Knight Rider.

 

 

On 1/25/2018 at 11:03 AM, Michael Hopcroft said:

NT: How Petey the Stone Cold Penguin (Mascot of the sport of Curling) brought peace to the Korean Peninsula.

 

Dropped a curling stone right on Glorious Leader's head. Knocked some sense into him.

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On January 25, 2018 at 9:55 AM, death tribble said:

 

New Topic: Things Improved by a speeding T-34 tank

 

Any speed skating event.  Are you listening, Olympics?

 

On January 25, 2018 at 10:03 AM, Michael Hopcroft said:

 

NT: How Petey the Stone Cold Penguin (Mascot of the sport of Curling) brought peace to the Korean Peninsula.

 

Curling stones the size of Mongolia.

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On 1/25/2018 at 1:03 PM, Michael Hopcroft said:

NT: How Petey the Stone Cold Penguin (Mascot of the sport of Curling) brought peace to the Korean Peninsula.

 

He gave Kim Jong Un a permanent.  Really mellowed him out. 


Oh, wait, that's not what you meant by Curling.  Still, the post stands as-is.

 

NT:  Crazy things to do with your tax refund.

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On February 4, 2018 at 9:30 PM, Michael Hopcroft said:

 

NT: Roleplaying game concepts that will get the hook on Drivethru as soon as they're posted.

 

Bankroll of the Five Rings: You're the head of your country's National Olympic Committee!  Schmooze with dictators, accept kickbacks from sponsors an booster committees, and utter meaningless platitudes to the press!  Line your pockets with millions of untraceable currency, all while eating like kings at taxpayer expense!  When the time is right, get yourself elected to the International Committee, and then the gravy train really starts rolling!

 

NT: Things a gamer might give up for Lent.  Not the actual gamer; rather, the gamer's favorite RPG character.

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16 minutes ago, Cancer said:

NT: Things a gamer might give up for Lent.  Not the actual gamer; rather, the gamer's favorite RPG character.

 

Jack Diamond gave up the gratuitous beating up of gangsters, thugs, VIPER agents, and drug dealers.

 

It was the shortest Lent ever.

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On 2/12/2018 at 8:46 PM, Cancer said:

NT: Things a gamer might give up for Lent.  Not the actual gamer; rather, the gamer's favorite RPG character.

Dirk Wagonslayer vows to not destroy every horse-drawn vehicle he sees. Unfortunately this does not breaK his geas, and this is really unfortunate because his resolution does not stop him from attacking the horses.

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On 2/12/2018 at 9:46 PM, Cancer said:

NT: Things a gamer might give up for Lent.  Not the actual gamer; rather, the gamer's favorite RPG character.

 

Morningstar gave up guilt and self-recrimination in her parents' deaths and decided to direct her energies toward the criminals who killed them instead.

 

New Topic: Oh no! Foxbat's fabulous ping-pong ball gun is missing! Who took it, and any?

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On 2/17/2018 at 5:02 PM, Michael Hopcroft said:

NT: What does Foxbat do in his free time?

 

Talk about how much better things would be if he were President.  It's kinda strange how few people laugh at him about that now.

 

NT:  With the slogan, "Hey, I can't be worse that the current one," Foxbat decides to run for President in 2020.  What are the main planks of his campaign platform?

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4 hours ago, BoloOfEarth said:

NT:  With the slogan, "Hey, I can't be worse that the current one," Foxbat decides to run for President in 2020.  What are the main planks of his campaign platform?

"Hail to the Chief" will be replaced at all public functions by "The Liberty Bell March".

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