death tribble Posted January 25, 2018 Report Share Posted January 25, 2018 North Korea's leader turns up in speedoes New Topic: Things Improved by a speeding T-34 tank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 25, 2018 Report Share Posted January 25, 2018 (edited) 1 hour ago, Pariah said: New Topic: Surprisingly funny things happening at next month's Winter Olympic Games. The figure skating competitors get into a massive pie fight, leaving whipped cream and meringue all over the rink. In the chaos, the Japanese win gold and we discover this was all inspired by an unpublished episode of Yuri on Ice!. (Or is that Yaoi on Ice!?) NT: How Petey the Stone Cold Penguin (Mascot of the sport of Curling) brought peace to the Korean Peninsula. Oops, sniped. Quote New Topic: Things Improved by a speeding T-34 tank Motor racing at Fort Bragg. The troops love it. Edited January 25, 2018 by Michael Hopcroft Sniped death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 28, 2018 Report Share Posted January 28, 2018 On 1/25/2018 at 10:55 AM, death tribble said: New Topic: Things Improved by a speeding T-34 tank The inevitable upcoming reboot of Knight Rider. On 1/25/2018 at 11:03 AM, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: How Petey the Stone Cold Penguin (Mascot of the sport of Curling) brought peace to the Korean Peninsula. Dropped a curling stone right on Glorious Leader's head. Knocked some sense into him. death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 30, 2018 Report Share Posted January 30, 2018 On January 25, 2018 at 9:55 AM, death tribble said: New Topic: Things Improved by a speeding T-34 tank Any speed skating event. Are you listening, Olympics? On January 25, 2018 at 10:03 AM, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: How Petey the Stone Cold Penguin (Mascot of the sport of Curling) brought peace to the Korean Peninsula. Curling stones the size of Mongolia. death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 4, 2018 Report Share Posted February 4, 2018 Anyone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted February 4, 2018 Report Share Posted February 4, 2018 On 1/25/2018 at 1:03 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: How Petey the Stone Cold Penguin (Mascot of the sport of Curling) brought peace to the Korean Peninsula. He gave Kim Jong Un a permanent. Really mellowed him out. Oh, wait, that's not what you meant by Curling. Still, the post stands as-is. NT: Crazy things to do with your tax refund. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 4, 2018 Report Share Posted February 4, 2018 Apply it to next year's tax return, because with the new tax bill, you know you're going to get screwed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 5, 2018 Report Share Posted February 5, 2018 Give it to Paul Ryan. You know he's going to need it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 5, 2018 Report Share Posted February 5, 2018 6 hours ago, BoloOfEarth said: NT: Crazy things to do with your tax refund. Start a game company. YOu know you want to. NT: Roleplaying game concepts that will get the hook on Drivethru as soon as they're posted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 5, 2018 Report Share Posted February 5, 2018 Riverside Drive Wars ... pimps' turf battles on the biggest sleaze strip in town. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 5, 2018 Report Share Posted February 5, 2018 Defenders of Nottingham, a fantasy RPG in which the objective is to rob the poor to feed the rich. Robin Hood is the final boss you have to defeat, and the protagonist, the Sheriff, looks suspiciously like POTUS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 13, 2018 Report Share Posted February 13, 2018 On February 4, 2018 at 9:30 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Roleplaying game concepts that will get the hook on Drivethru as soon as they're posted. Bankroll of the Five Rings: You're the head of your country's National Olympic Committee! Schmooze with dictators, accept kickbacks from sponsors an booster committees, and utter meaningless platitudes to the press! Line your pockets with millions of untraceable currency, all while eating like kings at taxpayer expense! When the time is right, get yourself elected to the International Committee, and then the gravy train really starts rolling! NT: Things a gamer might give up for Lent. Not the actual gamer; rather, the gamer's favorite RPG character. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 13, 2018 Report Share Posted February 13, 2018 16 minutes ago, Cancer said: NT: Things a gamer might give up for Lent. Not the actual gamer; rather, the gamer's favorite RPG character. Jack Diamond gave up the gratuitous beating up of gangsters, thugs, VIPER agents, and drug dealers. It was the shortest Lent ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 16, 2018 Report Share Posted February 16, 2018 On 2/12/2018 at 8:46 PM, Cancer said: NT: Things a gamer might give up for Lent. Not the actual gamer; rather, the gamer's favorite RPG character. Dirk Wagonslayer vows to not destroy every horse-drawn vehicle he sees. Unfortunately this does not breaK his geas, and this is really unfortunate because his resolution does not stop him from attacking the horses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 16, 2018 Report Share Posted February 16, 2018 On 2/12/2018 at 9:46 PM, Cancer said: NT: Things a gamer might give up for Lent. Not the actual gamer; rather, the gamer's favorite RPG character. Morningstar gave up guilt and self-recrimination in her parents' deaths and decided to direct her energies toward the criminals who killed them instead. New Topic: Oh no! Foxbat's fabulous ping-pong ball gun is missing! Who took it, and any? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted February 16, 2018 Report Share Posted February 16, 2018 The North Koreans, so they can finally win that blasted International Ping Pong Championship title! (Plus, Kim Jong Un is one of only two world leaders who are more wacked in the head than Freddy.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted February 17, 2018 Report Share Posted February 17, 2018 4 hours ago, Pariah said: New Topic: Oh no! Foxbat's fabulous ping-pong ball gun is missing! Who took it, and any? Forrest Gump. For Practice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 17, 2018 Report Share Posted February 17, 2018 On 2/16/2018 at 11:11 AM, Pariah said: New Topic: Oh no! Foxbat's fabulous ping-pong ball gun is missing! Who took it, and any? The Fox of Crime, who plans to return it once he has figured out how to make it fire whipped cream and banana pudding. NT: What does Foxbat do in his free time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 17, 2018 Report Share Posted February 17, 2018 The same thing he does every night. Try to take over the world ! Cancer and Pariah 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 18, 2018 Report Share Posted February 18, 2018 3 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: What does Foxbat do in his free time? The Fox Trot. He's actually an accomplished ballroom dancer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 8, 2018 Report Share Posted March 8, 2018 I'm amazed it's been this long. Anybody? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted March 8, 2018 Report Share Posted March 8, 2018 On 2/17/2018 at 5:02 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: What does Foxbat do in his free time? Talk about how much better things would be if he were President. It's kinda strange how few people laugh at him about that now. NT: With the slogan, "Hey, I can't be worse that the current one," Foxbat decides to run for President in 2020. What are the main planks of his campaign platform? Michael Hopcroft and Pariah 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 9, 2018 Report Share Posted March 9, 2018 4 hours ago, BoloOfEarth said: NT: With the slogan, "Hey, I can't be worse that the current one," Foxbat decides to run for President in 2020. What are the main planks of his campaign platform? "Hail to the Chief" will be replaced at all public functions by "The Liberty Bell March". Pariah and BoloOfEarth 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 9, 2018 Report Share Posted March 9, 2018 6 hours ago, BoloOfEarth said: NT: With the slogan, "Hey, I can't be worse that the current one," Foxbat decides to run for President in 2020. What are the main planks of his campaign platform? White pine. Mahogany, if his PAC can raise enough money. BoloOfEarth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 10, 2018 Report Share Posted March 10, 2018 The new State Religion of the USA will be Foxbatism, devoted to the lifer and teachings of Foxbat. NT: Core teachings of Foxbatism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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