Michael Hopcroft Posted April 9, 2018 Report Share Posted April 9, 2018 4 hours ago, death tribble said: NT: A lot of Wrestling took place in New Orleans over the weekend. Odd things that happened as a result (Has to be related to proper wrestling not any other type of wrestling and you know what I mean) ("Proper Wrestling"? Is that a thing?) New Orleans bid to host the NCAA Championships in the sport came to an ignominious end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 9, 2018 Report Share Posted April 9, 2018 4 hours ago, death tribble said: NT: A lot of Wrestling took place in New Orleans over the weekend. Odd things that happened as a result (Has to be related to proper wrestling not any other type of wrestling and you know what I mean) The tag team of Big Barda and Wonder Woman narrowly defeated Carol Danvers and She-Hulk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 9, 2018 Report Share Posted April 9, 2018 4 hours ago, death tribble said: NT: A lot of Wrestling took place in New Orleans over the weekend. Odd things that happened as a result (Has to be related to proper wrestling not any other type of wrestling and you know what I mean) Andre the Giant staged a comeback, only to lose his first match to Cary Elwes. NT: More subtle signs the manager of the New York Yankees is out of his mind. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 10, 2018 Report Share Posted April 10, 2018 5 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: More subtle signs the manager of the New York Yankees is out of his mind. "YOU! The blonde in the sixth row! Shortstop to queen outfielder's six, takes king's pinchrunner, check! Off with your blouse!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 10, 2018 Report Share Posted April 10, 2018 He drafts Beyonce, Jay Z and their children Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 12, 2018 Report Share Posted April 12, 2018 On 4/9/2018 at 5:08 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: More subtle signs the manager of the New York Yankees is out of his mind. He insists that all the players use selections from the musical "Damn Yankees" as their walk-up music. New Topic: Subtle signs that my four-year-old boy is no longer amused by your antics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 12, 2018 Report Share Posted April 12, 2018 He calls his Dad Pariah ! Pariah, Pariah Oh yes he calls his dad Pariah ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 13, 2018 Report Share Posted April 13, 2018 On 4/12/2018 at 5:55 AM, Pariah said: New Topic: Subtle signs that my four-year-old boy is no longer amused by your antics. Your smartphone's ringtone has been changer to the 78rpm version of "Bananaphone", and you can't change it back. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 16, 2018 Report Share Posted April 16, 2018 On 4/12/2018 at 5:55 AM, Pariah said: New Topic: Subtle signs that my four-year-old boy is no longer amused by your antics. "Where did all these Cheerios come from, and what are they doing ground into my carpet?" NT: Unexpected uses for a smartphone shaped like a banana. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 16, 2018 Report Share Posted April 16, 2018 2 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Unexpected uses for a smartphone shaped like a banana. Several X-rated things. Wait, you said unexpected. Running it through a blender, adding rum and ice, and turning it into a daiquiri. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 16, 2018 Report Share Posted April 16, 2018 4 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Unexpected uses for a smartphone shaped like a banana. Breaking brick and stone (if it's manufactured by Nokia). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 23, 2018 Report Share Posted April 23, 2018 On April 16, 2018 at 8:46 AM, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Unexpected uses for a smartphone shaped like a banana. Eavesdropping on the wild after-hours parties in the produce section. NT: Obscure national monuments in the Rocky Mountain states. So obscure they're fictional. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 23, 2018 Report Share Posted April 23, 2018 The Death of Bulwinkle and Rocky as performed by anyone with taste. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted April 23, 2018 Report Share Posted April 23, 2018 "And here in Sunbeam, Colorado, we're proud to host the 200 foot-tall monument commemorating the growers and purveyors of cannabis. Or as we like to call it, the Rocky Mountain High." Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 24, 2018 Report Share Posted April 24, 2018 22 hours ago, Cancer said: NT: Obscure national monuments in the Rocky Mountain states. So obscure they're fictional. Nestled in the mountains between LaVerkin and Panguich you'll find the Utah Food Museum, with expansive exhibits dedicated to fry sauce, funeral potatoes, and green Jello salad with shredded carrots. New Topic: Incredibly unexpected developments from the NFL in advance of Thursday night's draft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 24, 2018 Report Share Posted April 24, 2018 And heeerrreeeee's Johnnny ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 24, 2018 Report Share Posted April 24, 2018 19 hours ago, Pariah said: New Topic: Incredibly unexpected developments from the NFL in advance of Thursday night's draft. One of the owners shows a rare display of conscience and says "I can pay for my own stadium, thanks." Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 26, 2018 Report Share Posted April 26, 2018 On 4/23/2018 at 8:53 PM, Pariah said: New Topic: Incredibly unexpected developments from the NFL in advance of Thursday night's draft. Like the very first NFL draft, the #1 pick does not sign a contract. has no interest in a football career. and never plays a down professionallhy. Well, it would certainly be unexpected.... NT: Subtle signs the super-prognosticator judging the NFL Draft for your cable network is out of his mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 26, 2018 Report Share Posted April 26, 2018 Owners, ready ! Draftees, ready ! let's get ready to rumble ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 26, 2018 Report Share Posted April 26, 2018 16 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs the super-prognosticator judging the NFL Draft for your cable network is out of his mind. "...and with the moon in Sagittarius, I see Sam Darnold falling to 27th, where he will be chosen by the New England Patriots as Tom Brady's understudy." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 30, 2018 Report Share Posted April 30, 2018 Anyone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 2, 2018 Report Share Posted May 2, 2018 On 4/25/2018 at 7:33 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs the super-prognosticator judging the NFL Draft for your cable network is out of his mind. They pick the defending world champions to draft a rugby player who's never even played American football. Wait, that actually happened? Huh. I'll be dipped. New Topic: How much is that thing worth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted May 2, 2018 Report Share Posted May 2, 2018 1 hour ago, Pariah said: New Topic: How much is that thing worth? Half as much as you paid for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 2, 2018 Report Share Posted May 2, 2018 the cost of your clothes, your boots and motorcycle.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 3, 2018 Report Share Posted May 3, 2018 22 hours ago, Pariah said: New Topic: How much is that thing worth? How much is in your bank account? NT: Subtle signs the Gnomes of Zurich might just be actual Gnomes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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