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4 hours ago, death tribble said:

NT: A lot of Wrestling took place in New Orleans over the weekend. Odd things that happened as a result (Has to be related to proper wrestling not any other type of wrestling and you know what I mean)

("Proper Wrestling"? Is that a thing?)

 

New Orleans bid to host the NCAA Championships in the sport came to an ignominious end.

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4 hours ago, death tribble said:

NT: A lot of Wrestling took place in New Orleans over the weekend. Odd things that happened as a result (Has to be related to proper wrestling not any other type of wrestling and you know what I mean)

 

The tag team of Big Barda and Wonder Woman narrowly defeated Carol Danvers and She-Hulk.

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4 hours ago, death tribble said:

NT: A lot of Wrestling took place in New Orleans over the weekend. Odd things that happened as a result (Has to be related to proper wrestling not any other type of wrestling and you know what I mean)

Andre the Giant staged a comeback, only to lose his first match to Cary Elwes.

 

NT: More subtle signs the manager of the New York Yankees is out of his mind.

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5 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

 

NT: More subtle signs the manager of the New York Yankees is out of his mind.

 

"YOU!  The blonde in the sixth row!  Shortstop to queen outfielder's six, takes king's pinchrunner, check!  Off with your blouse!"

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On 4/9/2018 at 5:08 PM, Michael Hopcroft said:

NT: More subtle signs the manager of the New York Yankees is out of his mind.

 

He insists that all the players use selections from the musical "Damn Yankees" as their walk-up music.

 

New Topic: Subtle signs that my four-year-old boy is no longer amused by your antics.

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On 4/12/2018 at 5:55 AM, Pariah said:

New Topic: Subtle signs that my four-year-old boy is no longer amused by your antics.

"Where did all these Cheerios come from, and what are they doing ground into my carpet?"

 

NT: Unexpected uses for a smartphone shaped like a banana.

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2 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

NT: Unexpected uses for a smartphone shaped like a banana.

 

Several X-rated things.  Wait, you said unexpected.

 

Running it through a blender, adding rum and ice, and turning it into a daiquiri.

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4 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

NT: Unexpected uses for a smartphone shaped like a banana.


Breaking brick and stone (if it's manufactured by Nokia).

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On April 16, 2018 at 8:46 AM, Michael Hopcroft said:

 

NT: Unexpected uses for a smartphone shaped like a banana.

 

Eavesdropping on the wild after-hours parties in the produce section.

 

NT: Obscure national monuments in the Rocky Mountain states.  So obscure they're fictional.

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22 hours ago, Cancer said:

NT: Obscure national monuments in the Rocky Mountain states.  So obscure they're fictional.

 

Nestled in the mountains between LaVerkin and Panguich you'll find the Utah Food Museum, with expansive exhibits dedicated to fry sauce, funeral potatoes, and green Jello salad with shredded carrots. 

 

New Topic: Incredibly unexpected developments from the NFL in advance of Thursday night's draft.

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On 4/23/2018 at 8:53 PM, Pariah said:

New Topic: Incredibly unexpected developments from the NFL in advance of Thursday night's draft.

Like the very first NFL draft, the #1 pick does not sign a contract. has no interest in a football career. and never plays a down professionallhy.

 

Well, it would certainly be unexpected....

 

NT: Subtle signs the super-prognosticator judging the NFL Draft for your cable network is out of his mind.

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16 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

NT: Subtle signs the super-prognosticator judging the NFL Draft for your cable network is out of his mind.

 

"...and with the moon in Sagittarius, I see Sam Darnold falling to 27th, where he will be chosen by the New England Patriots as Tom Brady's understudy."

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On 4/25/2018 at 7:33 PM, Michael Hopcroft said:

NT: Subtle signs the super-prognosticator judging the NFL Draft for your cable network is out of his mind.

 

They pick the defending world champions to draft a rugby player who's never even played American football.

 

Wait, that actually happened?  Huh. I'll be dipped.

 

New Topic: How much is that thing worth?

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