Michael Hopcroft Posted May 7, 2018 Report Share Posted May 7, 2018 Surely you guys can come up with a gnome joke or two? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 11, 2018 Report Share Posted May 11, 2018 On May 3, 2018 at 9:15 AM, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs the Gnomes of Zurich might just be actual Gnomes. The new €1,000,000 notes all have garden scenes with you-know-what in them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted May 11, 2018 Report Share Posted May 11, 2018 On 5/7/2018 at 3:22 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: Surely you guys can come up with a gnome joke or two? Gnome way, gnot a one comes to mind. On 5/3/2018 at 12:15 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs the Gnomes of Zurich might just be actual Gnomes. Travelocity is selling for $5,000 a share on Wall Street. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 15, 2018 Report Share Posted May 15, 2018 Bump. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 15, 2018 Report Share Posted May 15, 2018 On May 3, 2018 at 9:15 AM, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs the Gnomes of Zurich might just be actual Gnomes. There is no gnomish god of heavy artillery, but looming large in that pantheon are the goddesses of Compound Interest and Double Indemnity. NT: The most interesting things to see in southwestern Wyoming. Difficulty: The real answer, "nothing", is off the table. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 15, 2018 Report Share Posted May 15, 2018 6 minutes ago, Cancer said: NT: The most interesting things to see in southwestern Wyoming. Difficulty: The real answer, "nothing", is off the table. The base where engineers are drilling to the core of the planet "just to see what happens". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 15, 2018 Report Share Posted May 15, 2018 39 minutes ago, Cancer said: NT: The most interesting things to see in southwestern Wyoming. Difficulty: The real answer, "nothing", is off the table. (As the old question goes, "What's the best thing ever to come out of Wyoming?" Answer. "I-25 headed south.") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted May 15, 2018 Report Share Posted May 15, 2018 8 hours ago, Cancer said: NT: The most interesting things to see in southwestern Wyoming. Difficulty: The real answer, "nothing", is off the table. "Welcome to Lyman, home of the Biggest Pile of Buffalo Sh** in the World! Well, besides Washington D.C...." NT: Lesser-known signs of the biblical End Times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 15, 2018 Report Share Posted May 15, 2018 15 minutes ago, BoloOfEarth said: NT: Lesser-known signs of the biblical End Times. An expansion team is in the NHL conference finals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 15, 2018 Report Share Posted May 15, 2018 2 hours ago, BoloOfEarth said: NT: Lesser-known signs of the biblical End Times. Parody translations of popular music that misuse Google Translate are a lot better than the actual songs. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 15, 2018 Report Share Posted May 15, 2018 5 hours ago, BoloOfEarth said: NT: Lesser-known signs of the biblical End Times. Demons appear as contestants on reality TV programmes. NT: Who else is getting married this weekend other than the Royal couple. (the dafter the better) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 15, 2018 Report Share Posted May 15, 2018 John McClane and Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad, at a site later to be dubbed Nírnaeth Arnoediad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 15, 2018 Report Share Posted May 15, 2018 2 hours ago, death tribble said: NT: Who else is getting married this weekend other than the Royal couple. (the dafter the better) Bill and Ted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 15, 2018 Report Share Posted May 15, 2018 2 hours ago, death tribble said: NT: Who else is getting married this weekend other than the Royal couple. (the dafter the better) Lourde and the Crown Prince of Belgium, allowing her to finally get to be a royal. NT: Subtle signs plans for the Royal Wedding are about to spectacularly implode. (Difficulty: the wedding does in fact occur) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted May 15, 2018 Report Share Posted May 15, 2018 13 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs plans for the Royal Wedding are about to spectacularly implode. (Difficulty: the wedding does in fact occur) Donald Trump announces that not only is he going to attend, but he is going to be the officiant at the wedding ceremony. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 15, 2018 Report Share Posted May 15, 2018 30 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs plans for the Royal Wedding are about to spectacularly implode. (Difficulty: the wedding does in fact occur) The venue for the wedding has been changed from St. George's Chapel to McMurdo Station. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 16, 2018 Report Share Posted May 16, 2018 9 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs plans for the Royal Wedding are about to spectacularly implode. (Difficulty: the wedding does in fact occur) Emirates Airlines reiterates that the members of the wedding party, like everyone else in the UK, are contractually obliged to wear the word "Emirates" on their left sleeve in letters no smaller than 3 cm tall. The spokesman for the royal family points out that the contract says nothing about events in Antarctica, the Falkland Islands, or on RMS Titanic. NT: Truly unfortunate ice cream flavors that will appear fleetingly this summer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 16, 2018 Report Share Posted May 16, 2018 28 minutes ago, Cancer said: NT: Truly unfortunate ice cream flavors that will appear fleetingly this summer. Count Olaf Crunch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 16, 2018 Report Share Posted May 16, 2018 Essence of Lake Erie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 17, 2018 Report Share Posted May 17, 2018 19 hours ago, Cancer said: NT: Truly unfortunate ice cream flavors that will appear fleetingly this summer. BBQ Potato Chip Ice Cream NT: Truly unfortunate potato chip flavors that will appear fleetingly this summer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 17, 2018 Report Share Posted May 17, 2018 27 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Truly unfortunate potato chip flavors that will appear fleetingly this summer. Roast spotted owl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 17, 2018 Report Share Posted May 17, 2018 1 hour ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Truly unfortunate potato chip flavors that will appear fleetingly this summer. Making its debut at the opening of the World Cup in Russia: Gulag Swill. Put one chip in 250 mL of water, chill fifteen minutes at 0 celcius, and presto! you have real gulag swill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted May 20, 2018 Report Share Posted May 20, 2018 On 5/16/2018 at 6:26 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: BBQ Potato Chip Ice Cream NT: Truly unfortunate potato chip flavors that will appear fleetingly this summer. Black Leather - has the consistency of the real thing NT: Signs that you would not expect to find on a boat/ship. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 20, 2018 Report Share Posted May 20, 2018 52 minutes ago, Asperion said: NT: Signs that you would not expect to find on a boat/ship. A coyote and a roadrunner fishing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 20, 2018 Report Share Posted May 20, 2018 12 hours ago, Asperion said: NT: Signs that you would not expect to find on a boat/ship. "Beware of the Leopard" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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