clnicholsusa Posted May 27, 2018 Report Share Posted May 27, 2018 5 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: Can You Hear Me Now?: the life of Ludwig van Beethoven. NT: The real reason Donald Trump doesn't want to meet Kim Jong Un (the wackier and more over-the-top, the better). It isn't that he doesn't want to, he can't. Take note of the similar body styles, mannerisms, and thought patterns and it will become obvious that Donald Trump is Kim Jong Un's secret identity. NT: If tomatoes are truly a fruit, why hasn't anyone made wine with them? BoloOfEarth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 2 hours ago, clnicholsusa said: NT: If tomatoes are truly a fruit, why hasn't anyone made wine with them? Because it would really confuse the vampires. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 We already have Bloody Marys. Tomato wine would be redundant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 8 hours ago, clnicholsusa said: NT: If tomatoes are truly a fruit, why hasn't anyone made wine with them? Tomatoes go into pizza. Which is more important? Pizza or wine? That's an irresolvable question, one whose answer is whichever you have less of. The fact that grapes don't go on pizza and tomatoes don't go into wine is a potent but subtle clue that there is a deep underlying order to the Universe, and messing with it is likely to move unimaginable forces to bring about your destruction. You are warned. NT: Movie genres they'll start making when they run out of viable superhero franchises to exploit. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 5 hours ago, Cancer said: NT: Movie genres they'll start making when they run out of viable superhero franchises to exploit. Rule 34 versions of viable superhero franchises. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 8 hours ago, Cancer said: NT: Movie genres they'll start making when they run out of viable superhero franchises to exploit. Creepy talking dog movies with inappropriate scenes. WHAT? (How do you delete a message? I felt really bad about this about 45 seconds after I posted it. I didn't realize when I wrote this just how tasteless and offensive it was. So I sincerely apologize, The subject of my post is not humorous in the least, and I'm deeply sorry for accidentally making light of it. I hope the parents and teachers on the board can forgive me.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 12 hours ago, Cancer said: NT: Movie genres they'll start making when they run out of viable superhero franchises to exploit. Completely original stories with character development and well defined plots... Hey, it could happen. NT: World's Worst Memorial Day Grilling Stories Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 11 minutes ago, Psybolt said: NT: World's Worst Memorial Day Grilling Stories Well, there's the one with a $3 Grill from Walmart and 10 liters of liquid oxygen... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clnicholsusa Posted May 29, 2018 Report Share Posted May 29, 2018 5 hours ago, Psybolt said: NT: World's Worst Memorial Day Grilling Stories No matter who tells you otherwise, dried cow dung is NOT a valid substitute for Kingsford. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 29, 2018 Report Share Posted May 29, 2018 5 hours ago, Psybolt said: NT: World's Worst Memorial Day Grilling Stories The new CIA director has to be forcibly persuaded out of waterboarding the steaks. NT: How did you get that brilliant orange suntan? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted May 29, 2018 Report Share Posted May 29, 2018 1 hour ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: How did you get that brilliant orange suntan? Trump hugs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 29, 2018 Report Share Posted May 29, 2018 1 hour ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: How did you get that brilliant orange suntan? Hanging out at K-class stars and low-class bars. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 31, 2018 Report Share Posted May 31, 2018 Bump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 31, 2018 Report Share Posted May 31, 2018 On May 28, 2018 at 5:38 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: How did you get that brilliant orange suntan? Three hours of 240 kilowatts per square meter in a wavelength range from 100 to 200 nanometers will crisp up even the toughest, greenest citrus fruit! NT: New motor sports that might actually be interesting to watch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 31, 2018 Report Share Posted May 31, 2018 7 hours ago, Cancer said: NT: New motor sports that might actually be interesting to watch. Submarine racing. Hey, I thought it was awesome in college.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted May 31, 2018 Report Share Posted May 31, 2018 8 hours ago, Cancer said: NT: New motor sports that might actually be interesting to watch. Drone Biathlon - participants pilot their drones to a terrorist encampment, take out the leader, and pilot the drone back to base. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 31, 2018 Report Share Posted May 31, 2018 18 hours ago, Cancer said: NT: New motor sports that might actually be interesting to watch. Motorized roller skate racing, sport of sports. NT: Subtle signs the play-by-play man calling the opening game of the Canadian Football season is out of his mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 31, 2018 Report Share Posted May 31, 2018 30 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs the play-by-play man calling the opening game of the Canadian Football season is out of his mind. He keeps insisting that the receivers be called offside if they get past the defensive backs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 7, 2018 Report Share Posted June 7, 2018 On 5/31/2018 at 4:27 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs the play-by-play man calling the opening game of the Canadian Football season is out of his mind. "Tim Tebow, saviour of Canadian Football, eh?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted June 8, 2018 Report Share Posted June 8, 2018 On 5/31/2018 at 7:27 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs the play-by-play man calling the opening game of the Canadian Football season is out of his mind. "Play-by-play for today's game will be provided by US President Donald Trump, with color commentary by Kim Jong Un..." NT: Things you don't want to hear your partner say just before you go to sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted June 8, 2018 Author Report Share Posted June 8, 2018 "Mmm the lye should remove the evidence..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 8, 2018 Report Share Posted June 8, 2018 My mother is coming to stay for a while Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 8, 2018 Report Share Posted June 8, 2018 "Why does it hurt when I pee?" New Topic: Things that are better singular rather than plural. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 8, 2018 Report Share Posted June 8, 2018 2 hours ago, Pariah said: New Topic: Things that are better singular rather than plural. Daleks. Believe me, one Dalek at a time is more than enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clnicholsusa Posted June 9, 2018 Report Share Posted June 9, 2018 Vermiform appendixes. Think about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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