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1 hour ago, BoloOfEarth said:

NT:  Crazy things Trump did in the UK that didn't make the press.  (The sillier, the better.)

 

Sent a text to his people back in Washington to commission a study to figure out why nobody in London could drive on the proper side of the road.

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3 hours ago, BoloOfEarth said:

 

 

NT:  Crazy things Trump did in the UK that didn't make the press.  (The sillier, the better.)

 

Hopped on the throne and shouted, "I'm a king too.  I'll be king one day!  Everyone says I should be king!"

 

NT:  Plans for the Trump-Putin summit

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3 hours ago, Psybolt said:

NT:  Plans for the Trump-Putin summit

 

10:00 - Introductions
10:15 - Opening statements

10:35 - Putin takes off his shirt and poses for pictures

10:45 - Tweets from Trump on "Greatest Opening Statement Ever."

11:00 - Putin plays "Got Your Nose" to distract Trump from tweeting constantly.  Secret Service agents assure president his nose is still firmly attached to his face.

11:10 - Tweets from Trump about "Going out for covfefe with Vlad"

11:30 - Putin points at various countries on a globe, saying "I'm gonna have summit this place, and summit that place, and summit that other place..."

 

 

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4 hours ago, Psybolt said:

NT:  Plans for the Trump-Putin summit

Realizing that Trump does not speak Russian, Putin gently flings all sort of insults at the clueless President, who thinks he's reading a children's book. He is.

 

NT: Subtle signs the Most Serene Republic of San Marino is about to win the space race.

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5 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

NT: Subtle signs the Most Serene Republic of San Marino is about to win the space race.

 

They've discovered large deposits of naquadah within their territories, along with an obelisk with detailed instructions in ancient Egyptian as to how to process and refine it.

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On ‎6‎/‎27‎/‎2018 at 11:39 AM, Michael Hopcroft said:

Hero System, when playing a Dragonball Z campaign. Ever wonder how many D6s in Killing Attack is needed to shatter the Moon? Now you know!

 

Although it may come as a shock

It's not green cheese, it's a great big rock.

 

Checking the rules to get  a fix

A concrete wall has PD six

 

About seven times ten to the power of twenty two

Is kilograms of mass we have to break through

 

To bust an object of that mass

It's seventy one BODy we need to surpass

 

About twenty six dice for a Killing Attack

Triple that for a Normal Damage smack.

 

New Topic: Write a haiku

 

Lucius Alexander

 

It doesn't have to be about a palindromedary.

 

 

 

 

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