Pariah Posted July 14, 2018 Report Share Posted July 14, 2018 1 hour ago, BoloOfEarth said: NT: Crazy things Trump did in the UK that didn't make the press. (The sillier, the better.) Sent a text to his people back in Washington to commission a study to figure out why nobody in London could drive on the proper side of the road. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted July 14, 2018 Report Share Posted July 14, 2018 3 hours ago, BoloOfEarth said: NT: Crazy things Trump did in the UK that didn't make the press. (The sillier, the better.) Hopped on the throne and shouted, "I'm a king too. I'll be king one day! Everyone says I should be king!" NT: Plans for the Trump-Putin summit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 14, 2018 Report Share Posted July 14, 2018 5 minutes ago, Psybolt said: NT: Plans for the Trump-Putin summit The summit will begin with Trump kissing Putin's ring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted July 14, 2018 Report Share Posted July 14, 2018 3 hours ago, Psybolt said: NT: Plans for the Trump-Putin summit 10:00 - Introductions 10:15 - Opening statements 10:35 - Putin takes off his shirt and poses for pictures 10:45 - Tweets from Trump on "Greatest Opening Statement Ever." 11:00 - Putin plays "Got Your Nose" to distract Trump from tweeting constantly. Secret Service agents assure president his nose is still firmly attached to his face. 11:10 - Tweets from Trump about "Going out for covfefe with Vlad" 11:30 - Putin points at various countries on a globe, saying "I'm gonna have summit this place, and summit that place, and summit that other place..." Psybolt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 14, 2018 Report Share Posted July 14, 2018 4 hours ago, Psybolt said: NT: Plans for the Trump-Putin summit Realizing that Trump does not speak Russian, Putin gently flings all sort of insults at the clueless President, who thinks he's reading a children's book. He is. NT: Subtle signs the Most Serene Republic of San Marino is about to win the space race. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 15, 2018 Report Share Posted July 15, 2018 5 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs the Most Serene Republic of San Marino is about to win the space race. They've discovered large deposits of naquadah within their territories, along with an obelisk with detailed instructions in ancient Egyptian as to how to process and refine it. BoloOfEarth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 15, 2018 Report Share Posted July 15, 2018 13 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs the Most Serene Republic of San Marino is about to win the space race. Russian and american spacecraft suddenly are marked Ferrari and are in the Ferrari red colour Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 15, 2018 Report Share Posted July 15, 2018 18 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs the Most Serene Republic of San Marino is about to win the space race. Bottled city techology is validated and deployed. NT: Your first (or second, if you already have one; or third, etc.) bionic augmentation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 15, 2018 Report Share Posted July 15, 2018 22 minutes ago, Cancer said: NT: Your first (or second, if you already have one; or third, etc.) bionic augmentation. Two fully functioning prosthetic ankles. If only. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted July 15, 2018 Report Share Posted July 15, 2018 3 hours ago, Cancer said: NT: Your first (or second, if you already have one; or third, etc.) bionic augmentation. My first bionic augmentation contains a part that increases to ten times its size when stimulated... I'm talking about the pupil of the eye - what was going through your dirty mind? Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 16, 2018 Report Share Posted July 16, 2018 6 hours ago, Cancer said: NT: Your first (or second, if you already have one; or third, etc.) bionic augmentation. Scissor hands and telescopic spider legs NT: Unexpected uses for scissor hands and telescopic spider legs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 16, 2018 Report Share Posted July 16, 2018 1 hour ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Unexpected uses for scissor hands and telescopic spider legs. Rule 34. Somebody had to say it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted July 16, 2018 Report Share Posted July 16, 2018 2 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Unexpected uses for scissor hands and telescopic spider legs. Scrapbooking BoloOfEarth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 21, 2018 Report Share Posted July 21, 2018 Bump. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 21, 2018 Report Share Posted July 21, 2018 On 7/15/2018 at 6:26 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Unexpected uses for scissor hands and telescopic spider legs. Surgical tech for giants. New Topic: Write a funny rhyming couplet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 21, 2018 Report Share Posted July 21, 2018 An improbable adventure we hope never to see Has the save-the-world reagent be Foxbat's pee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 21, 2018 Report Share Posted July 21, 2018 People in glass houses Should only have sex with their spouses Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted July 21, 2018 Report Share Posted July 21, 2018 On 6/27/2018 at 11:39 AM, Michael Hopcroft said: Hero System, when playing a Dragonball Z campaign. Ever wonder how many D6s in Killing Attack is needed to shatter the Moon? Now you know! Although it may come as a shock It's not green cheese, it's a great big rock. Checking the rules to get a fix A concrete wall has PD six About seven times ten to the power of twenty two Is kilograms of mass we have to break through To bust an object of that mass It's seventy one BODy we need to surpass About twenty six dice for a Killing Attack Triple that for a Normal Damage smack. New Topic: Write a haiku Lucius Alexander It doesn't have to be about a palindromedary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 21, 2018 Report Share Posted July 21, 2018 1 hour ago, Lucius said: New Topic: Write a haiku No, I don't know why Palindromedaries want To attack the Moon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 21, 2018 Report Share Posted July 21, 2018 I don't quibble Because I am the Tribble I have a nibble Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 21, 2018 Report Share Posted July 21, 2018 2 hours ago, Lucius said: New Topic: Write a haiku There was a cat once Who made a big deal out of Running from the dog NT: Subtle signs you are no longer welcome in Hawaii. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 21, 2018 Report Share Posted July 21, 2018 The volcanic activity comes to you. At the airport..... Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 21, 2018 Report Share Posted July 21, 2018 Not even the vacation timeshare salesparasites want to talk to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 22, 2018 Report Share Posted July 22, 2018 11 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs you are no longer welcome in Hawaii. Maui changes his song to say, "You're NOT welcome...." New Topic: Favorite Disney Princess, and why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 22, 2018 Report Share Posted July 22, 2018 Sleeping Beauty. Was the first one I saw that I can remember and Malificent is such a great villain Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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