Michael Hopcroft Posted September 25, 2018 Report Share Posted September 25, 2018 14 minutes ago, Cancer said: NT: Exotic short-lived new foods formed while looking for the Piggs boson with the Large Hambone Collider. Thanks to a minute hole in space-time, miniature sapient pigs the size of a hydrogen molecule streamed through to Earth. They believed that pigs in our world would be safe. They were mistaken. But we have guards up now in case the second wave gets any ideas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted September 25, 2018 Report Share Posted September 25, 2018 13 hours ago, Cancer said: NT: Exotic short-lived new foods formed while looking for the Piggs boson with the Large Hambone Collider. Since the experiment happened in the fall, it turned the chief scientist's drink into a Bacon-Pumpkin Latte. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 25, 2018 Report Share Posted September 25, 2018 16 hours ago, Cancer said: NT: Exotic short-lived new foods formed while looking for the Piggs boson with the Large Hambone Collider. A ham sandwich that tastes like yellow-cake uranium. NT: Subtle signs your experiments with exotic energy won't give you superpowers after all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 25, 2018 Report Share Posted September 25, 2018 You have followed all the appropriate Health and Safety regulations Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 25, 2018 Report Share Posted September 25, 2018 4 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs your experiments with exotic energy won't give you superpowers after all. You live in the real world Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 26, 2018 Report Share Posted September 26, 2018 7 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs your experiments with exotic energy won't give you superpowers after all. Your GM doesn't allow anything more exotic than talents. New Topic: Famous people that you would be completely surprised to find as members of a motorcycle gang. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 26, 2018 Report Share Posted September 26, 2018 3 minutes ago, Pariah said: New Topic: Famous people that you would be completely surprised to find as members of a motorcycle gang. Ivanka Trump (although her family business does bear resemblances to biker gangs....) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted September 26, 2018 Report Share Posted September 26, 2018 Fred Rogers Lucius Alexander Joining a palindromedary gang Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 26, 2018 Report Share Posted September 26, 2018 Christopher Reeve or Dr Stephen Hawking New Topic: Lost Shakespeare plays Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 26, 2018 Report Share Posted September 26, 2018 32 minutes ago, death tribble said: New Topic: Lost Shakespeare plays Romeo & Juliet & Ted & Alice death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 26, 2018 Report Share Posted September 26, 2018 Much Ado About Nothing, Dear. (fume) Pariah and death tribble 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted September 26, 2018 Report Share Posted September 26, 2018 6 hours ago, death tribble said: New Topic: Lost Shakespeare plays Hamlet and Swiss on Rye New Topic: Archaeologists have just discovered a partial stone tablet (the one that Mel Brooks Moses dropped) showing three more Commandments from God. What are they? death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted September 26, 2018 Report Share Posted September 26, 2018 Exodus 22:28 Thou shalt not revile the Gods, nor curse the ruler of thy people. Lucius Alexander Remember the palindromedary and keep it wholly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 27, 2018 Report Share Posted September 27, 2018 Thou shalt not gather in groups of 13 for it is a bad idea and will cause you problems Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 27, 2018 Report Share Posted September 27, 2018 And This, Last As It Was First: Thou Shalt Not Put Pineapple On Pizza. NT: Worst situations where you have to ask for a do-over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 27, 2018 Report Share Posted September 27, 2018 You have caused the Apocalypse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted September 27, 2018 Report Share Posted September 27, 2018 3 hours ago, Cancer said: NT: Worst situations where you have to ask for a do-over. The 2016 US election. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 28, 2018 Report Share Posted September 28, 2018 10 hours ago, Cancer said: NT: Worst situations where you have to ask for a do-over. First night of the honeymoon. Awkward. New Topic: How to lose a guy/girl in ten days (or less). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archer Posted September 28, 2018 Report Share Posted September 28, 2018 5 hours ago, Pariah said: First night of the honeymoon. Awkward. New Topic: How to lose a guy/girl in ten days (or less). Tell her about your D&D character then sing her filk songs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 29, 2018 Report Share Posted September 29, 2018 19 hours ago, Pariah said: New Topic: How to lose a guy/girl in ten days (or less). "Hey honey, can we watch Batman & Robin again? I love that movie." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 29, 2018 Report Share Posted September 29, 2018 20 hours ago, Pariah said: New Topic: How to lose a guy/girl in ten days (or less). "Thanks for the plane tickets, but where are we going?' "We?" NT: Subtle signs that you haven't written the Great American Novel after all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 29, 2018 Report Share Posted September 29, 2018 34 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs that you haven't written the Great American Novel after all. Your name is E. L. James. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 29, 2018 Report Share Posted September 29, 2018 19 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs that you haven't written the Great American Novel after all. Two Words: Bargain Bin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 29, 2018 Report Share Posted September 29, 2018 20 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs that you haven't written the Great American Novel after all. The title includes the phrase "of Gor", or the phrase "Jailbait Babysitters", or far worse, both. NT: Signs you are living in an insipid TV ad for some SUV distinguishable only by the name on the tail door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 29, 2018 Report Share Posted September 29, 2018 53 minutes ago, Cancer said: NT: Signs you are living in an insipid TV ad for some SUV distinguishable only by the name on the tail door. Your morning commute features muddy trails, unexpectedly large hills, and the occasional tank battle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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