Enforcer84 Posted December 10, 2005 Report Share Posted December 10, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Who, in the wolrd, would you like to expose yourself to. My Husband! ohwaitnevermindi'mallreadydoingthat.... Things you don't want to hear when tech-support answers the phone. Heavy breathing and the sound of ice-cream melting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted December 10, 2005 Report Share Posted December 10, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you don't want to hear when tech-support answers the phone. The screams of the dying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hooligan x Posted December 11, 2005 Report Share Posted December 11, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Um, hello? Hello? I can never remember which end to talk into on these phonoteles..." NT: Worst song to sing at hipster karaoke... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted December 11, 2005 Report Share Posted December 11, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Um, hello? Hello? I can never remember which end to talk into on these phonoteles..." NT: Worst song to sing at hipster karaoke... The Lumberjack Song. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 11, 2005 Report Share Posted December 11, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Worst song to sing at hipster karaoke... Anything from "The Great American Songbook, Volume 72" by Rod Stewart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 11, 2005 Report Share Posted December 11, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat I am my own Grandpa NT: The wrong shirt to wear to the Country Western Concert Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 11, 2005 Report Share Posted December 11, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The wrong shirt to wear to the Country Western Concert The one with the mushroom cloud over Daytona. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted December 11, 2005 Report Share Posted December 11, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The wrong shirt to wear to the Country Western Concert Kiss My Achey Breaky A** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted December 11, 2005 Report Share Posted December 11, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The wrong shirt to wear to the Country Western Concert Kerry in 2004 NT: ...and that's when she hit me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 11, 2005 Report Share Posted December 11, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: ...and that's when she hit me. So I asked her "Would you have sex with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" and she said "Sure! Can you arrange it?", and I answered "No, but you can have sex with me for ten bucks if you want!", then she said "WHAT do you think I AM?" and I said "I KNOW what you are -- maybe you want twenty bucks?" -- and that's when she hit me. zornwil 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 12, 2005 Report Share Posted December 12, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: ...and that's when she hit me. So I ran into Gillian Anderson and I says to her that David Duchovny looked better in a dress in Twin Peaks than she did in the entire run of the X-Files and the work she's done since and that's when she hit me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 12, 2005 Report Share Posted December 12, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: ...and that's when she hit me. "... so we were in the store, and she tried something on, and she said, 'Does this make me look fat?' And I'd got bored and was over in Sporting Goods, and I chose just that moment to try out a moose call." NT: "Traditional" holiday fare you really can't stand. (Besides fruitcake ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted December 12, 2005 Report Share Posted December 12, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: "Traditional" holiday fare you really can't stand. (Besides fruitcake ) Once again it's time for the annual Tolerating-of-the-Relatives debacle...drink up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hooligan x Posted December 12, 2005 Report Share Posted December 12, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: "Traditional" holiday fare you really can't stand. Round trip to Orlando: only $495! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 12, 2005 Report Share Posted December 12, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: "Traditional" holiday fare you really can't stand. (Besides fruitcake ) "Who wants some lutefisk? Come on, seriously, you want some! I know you do! I made plenty! Thirty pounds of it! Have some lutefisk! NOW!" NT: The recipie in your mother's book you have the strongest desire to feed to the paper shredder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted December 12, 2005 Report Share Posted December 12, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Tuna casserole, with crumbled dried onions on top. Eck. I wish I were joking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hooligan x Posted December 12, 2005 Report Share Posted December 12, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The recipie in your mother's book you have the strongest desire to feed to the paper shredder. Goat scrot compote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted December 12, 2005 Report Share Posted December 12, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The recipie in your mother's book you have the strongest desire to feed to the paper shredder. Zucchini Casserole. (She made me keep eating after I threw it up once ) NT: Christmas cards for hookers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 12, 2005 Report Share Posted December 12, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Tuna casserole, with crumbled dried onions on top. Eck. I wish I were joking. my mom made a tunaless tuna casserole by mistake once. We still give her crap for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 12, 2005 Report Share Posted December 12, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Zucchini Casserole. (She made me keep eating after I threw it up once ) NT: Christmas cards for hookers! Hope Santa pays his tab this year! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat May all your customers remember their "stockings". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Have a Merry Christmas, and may all your sex be safe." NT: "You shall never stop me, ...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: "You shall never stop me' date=' ...."[/quote'] ...I have a katana." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: "You shall never stop me' date=' ...."[/quote'] "... for your Power to Speak with Gerbils is useless against me! Look around you! See any gerbils? No! And do you know why? Because there is not ONE GERBIL in the ENTIRE COMPUND! You are helpless here, Captain Rodentia! Time for you to meet -- THE CAT!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Tuna casserole, with crumbled dried onions on top. Eck. I wish I were joking. That's yummy. She can send it to me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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