Michael Hopcroft Posted December 20, 2018 Report Share Posted December 20, 2018 23 hours ago, Pariah said: New Topic: Superheros (and/or supervillains) singing Christmas carols. Go. Lex Luthor sends lackeys to carol in the Daily Planet offices. But "We Wish You a Superman-free Christmas" doesn't go over well. NT: Subtle signs the Spectacular Spider-Ham no longer finds your antics amusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 20, 2018 Report Share Posted December 20, 2018 59 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs the Spectacular Spider-Ham no longer finds your antics amusing. He gives you a karate chop à la Miss Piggy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba smith Posted December 20, 2018 Report Share Posted December 20, 2018 I don't know if KASUMI counts as a super heroine but here goes when Kasumi sings the Christmas song 'geadma got run over by a raindeer ' she replaces the name' gradma 'with 'Ayane ' and alters the lyrics somewhat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted December 20, 2018 Report Share Posted December 20, 2018 52 minutes ago, bubba smith said: I don't know if KASUMI counts as a super heroine but here goes when Kasumi sings the Christmas song 'geadma got run over by a raindeer ' she replaces the name' gradma 'with 'Ayane ' and alters the lyrics somewhat We already moved to a new topic. 2 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs the Spectacular Spider-Ham no longer finds your antics amusing. He wraps you up in turkey bacon, which is wholly unsatisfying as foods go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 30, 2018 Report Share Posted December 30, 2018 Anyone? Or have we all pigged out too much? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 30, 2018 Report Share Posted December 30, 2018 On 12/20/2018 at 7:25 AM, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs the Spectacular Spider-Ham no longer finds your antics amusing. He does to you whatever a spider-pig does. New Topic: Your favorite superhero's holiday beverage of choice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 30, 2018 Report Share Posted December 30, 2018 2 minutes ago, Pariah said: New Topic: Your favorite superhero's holiday beverage of choice. 24-ounce cans of Slopp Brau Special Lager are what's in Wonder Wart-Hog's ice chest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 30, 2018 Report Share Posted December 30, 2018 16 hours ago, Pariah said: New Topic: Your favorite superhero's holiday beverage of choice. "What is the Chrysler Building doing in Smallville, Kansas?" "Come on, Ollie. You really should have known better than to spike Superman's punch." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 8, 2019 Report Share Posted January 8, 2019 On 12/29/2018 at 6:47 PM, Pariah said: New Topic: Your favorite superhero's holiday beverage of choice. Captain America enjoys egg nog spiked with whole milk. New Topic: How will various superheroes react to the President's speech tonight? Hermit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 9, 2019 Report Share Posted January 9, 2019 11 hours ago, Pariah said: New Topic: How will various superheroes react to the President's speech tonight? Doctor Doom laughs his metal tush off at how stupid Americans have become. What? He thinks he's a superhero, and I can't summon up the will to argue,. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 11, 2019 Report Share Posted January 11, 2019 On January 8, 2019 at 8:30 AM, Pariah said: New Topic: How will various superheroes react to the President's speech tonight? Green Arrow will change the picture on several of his practice targets. EDIT: two words: Wedgie Arrow. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted January 11, 2019 Report Share Posted January 11, 2019 On 1/8/2019 at 11:30 AM, Pariah said: New Topic: How will various superheroes react to the President's speech tonight? Captain America seriously considers getting renamed to Captain Canada. New Topic: You've just won the lottery! What crazy, unexpected thing are you going to do with your millions of dollars? (The sillier, the better.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 11, 2019 Report Share Posted January 11, 2019 Call my student loan company and tell them to go {REDACTED} themselves. Wait, that's neither silly nor unexpected. I got nothin'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 11, 2019 Report Share Posted January 11, 2019 9 hours ago, BoloOfEarth said: New Topic: You've just won the lottery! What crazy, unexpected thing are you going to do with your millions of dollars? (The sillier, the better.) Buy an expansion franchise in the Northwest League (Short-season Class A Baseball) and put it in Newport on the Oregon coast. Call them the Crabs (the Oregon Coast is a renowned crabbing area, both commercial and recreational). The question would be building a stadium, which is a very complicated process. It would take a while and cost a pretty penny, but that first opening night -- can you imagine the mix of elation and terror? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 11, 2019 Report Share Posted January 11, 2019 Get a whole bunch of wrestlers to use their finishing moves on the Donald and bribe the agents guarding him to let it happen. New Topic: Slightly unusual signs of the Apocalypse BoloOfEarth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 12, 2019 Report Share Posted January 12, 2019 We have someone who's never attended a public school as Secretary of Education, a climate change denier in charge of the EPA, and a brain surgeon running the Department of Housing and Urban Development, all answering to a President with no government or military experience whatsoever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 12, 2019 Report Share Posted January 12, 2019 3 hours ago, death tribble said: New Topic: Slightly unusual signs of the Apocalypse The Doomsday Clock reads 12:02 am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted January 12, 2019 Report Share Posted January 12, 2019 4 hours ago, death tribble said: Get a whole bunch of wrestlers to use their finishing moves on the Donald and bribe the agents guarding him to let it happen. New Topic: Slightly unusual signs of the Apocalypse Things suddenly invert and devils are treated like gods. NT: You are now the CEO of a megacorp. What is going to be your first act in this position? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 12, 2019 Report Share Posted January 12, 2019 Buy a small country, move there, chum up with Vladimir and get the secret handshake, do for robot sea monsters what Musk is doing with rockets, then use those developments to interdict the shipment of Australian coal to China, destroy the entirety of the Japanese whaling fleet leaving no one alive, exterminate the Al Thani family and free the de facto slaves and cap the gas wells, tow an iceberg to South Africa and sell it for a billion dollars, develop weather control technology and send a hurricane at each Trump development, send the monsters on a rampage and destroy all human development in and around the Spratly Islands and devour all subsequent investigatory expeditions into the area, buy all the water rights in Roberts County Texas and cap all the wells there, translate Industrial Society and its Future into Arabic, Chinese, Russian, Swahili, Hindi, Japanese, and Athabascan, and set up a zombiebot network to spam every machine on the entire Web with flat-text versions of these, deliver a set of Hail Hydra pajamas to every CDU/CSU member of the Bundestag, make microbreweries legal in Missouri, find the grave of Dean <name withheld> and have it buried in 15,000 kilograms of chicken manure salted with cadmium-113 11/2-, and send a cubic mile of cheesecorn to Martinsville Indiana with a note saying "Love, Colonel Zurgznart". Pariah, L. Marcus and BoloOfEarth 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 12, 2019 Report Share Posted January 12, 2019 1 hour ago, Asperion said: NT: You are now the CEO of a megacorp. What is going to be your first act in this position? Buy the United States government. I can't very well make it worse, can I? Oh, and redouble the company's R&D effort into exciting new ways to kill Superman. Actually, I could care less, but I have to keep the stakeholders happy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 12, 2019 Report Share Posted January 12, 2019 Get an attractive secretary and knock her off. New Topic: Russia's space telescope is not responding. (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-46849347) What did you do ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 12, 2019 Report Share Posted January 12, 2019 13 minutes ago, death tribble said: New Topic: Russia's space telescope is not responding. (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-46849347) What did you do ? 1 Get out my Sonic Screwdriver and warn UNIT that the Daleks are coming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 12, 2019 Report Share Posted January 12, 2019 2 hours ago, death tribble said: New Topic: Russia's space telescope is not responding. (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-46849347) What did you do ? I upgraded the onboard computer to an AI, and told it to search the sky at coordinates corresponding to the last 12 digits of pi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 12, 2019 Report Share Posted January 12, 2019 5 hours ago, death tribble said: New Topic: Russia's space telescope is not responding. (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-46849347) What did you do ? 1 Sent an EMP pulse to disable Putin's Orbital Mind Control Lasers(tm), and things got out of hand. NT: Subtle signs that Putin's Orbital Mind Control Lasers(tm) have been suddenly and unexpectedly disabled with an EMP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted January 12, 2019 Report Share Posted January 12, 2019 3 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs that Putin's Orbital Mind Control Lasers(tm) have been suddenly and unexpectedly disabled with an EMP. I was going to say, "Trump starts making sense," but that's just crazy-talk. So instead I'll say, Americans finally realize there's no real reason for the Kardashians to be famous at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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