Cancer Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 On January 12, 2019 at 12:45 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs that Putin's Orbital Mind Control Lasers(tm) have been suddenly and unexpectedly disabled with an EMP. Meaningful, cordial, to-the-point and mutually beneficial across-the-aisles discussions in Congress. BoloOfEarth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted January 14, 2019 Report Share Posted January 14, 2019 1 hour ago, Cancer said: Meaningful, cordial, to-the-point and mutually beneficial across-the-aisles discussions in Congress. Oh, man, that's the funniest thing I've heard in a while... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 14, 2019 Report Share Posted January 14, 2019 On 1/12/2019 at 1:45 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs that Putin's Orbital Mind Control Lasers(tm) have been suddenly and unexpectedly disabled with an EMP. The Russian Parliament starts talking about returning territory to Georgia and Ukraine. New Topic: Bruce Wayne has decided to trade in the Batmobile. What's he getting instead? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted January 14, 2019 Report Share Posted January 14, 2019 7 hours ago, Pariah said: New Topic: Bruce Wayne has decided to trade in the Batmobile. What's he getting instead? The Batboard! (a bat themed skateboard) Lucius Alexander Probably not a palindromedary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted January 14, 2019 Report Share Posted January 14, 2019 8 hours ago, Pariah said: New Topic: Bruce Wayne has decided to trade in the Batmobile. What's he getting instead? The Batbike. Much better environmentally, and pedaling across town helps keep him fit and in fighting trim. Plus, Gotham City just put in all those bike lanes, it would be a shame not to use them. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted January 14, 2019 Report Share Posted January 14, 2019 19 hours ago, Pariah said: The Russian Parliament starts talking about returning territory to Georgia and Ukraine. New Topic: Bruce Wayne has decided to trade in the Batmobile. What's he getting instead? The Batspoon - as any mother and chef (and Tick), there is no tool in the world that can deliver a better blow than the spoon. NT: You find yourself in the Toon game. What abilities do you give yourself? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 14, 2019 Report Share Posted January 14, 2019 1 minute ago, Asperion said: NT: You find yourself in the Toon game. What abilities do you give yourself? Hammerspace Manipulation: The ability to pull ANYTHING--even things that won't physically fit there--from the space behind my back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 16, 2019 Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 Atomic Power Gargling, Self-Service Inside-Outing, and Infinitely Recursive Pants Pockets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 16, 2019 Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 The Power to Make Cars Crash! NT: Subtle signs your life has become an insurance commercial and everyone is in on it but you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 16, 2019 Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 You used to be an elk a decade or two back, but lately you're a CGI gecko. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 16, 2019 Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 32 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs your life has become an insurance commercial and everyone is in on it but you. You're being stalked by a guy who calls himself Mayhem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 16, 2019 Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 1 hour ago, Pariah said: You're being stalked by a guy who calls himself Mayhem. As a side note, being stalked by Mala Suerte (the character used in Spanish-language ads) would be much, much worse. Mayhem likes random chaos, but Mala Suerte will actively seek your doom. Plus he could easily seduce your daughter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted January 16, 2019 Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 8 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs your life has become an insurance commercial and everyone is in on it but you. Every time someone mentions "farmers" the people around you go "bum-ba-dum-bum, bum-bum-bump!" NT: Crazy ways your insurance company is trying to get out of covering the damages to your house or car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 16, 2019 Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 They plan to sleep with the police. The whole force. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 16, 2019 Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 8 hours ago, BoloOfEarth said: NT: Crazy ways your insurance company is trying to get out of covering the damages to your house or car. They start promoting he worship of inanimate objects so that every accident can be dismissed as an act of god(s). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 17, 2019 Report Share Posted January 17, 2019 13 hours ago, BoloOfEarth said: NT: Crazy ways your insurance company is trying to get out of covering the damages to your house or car. "Oh look, we've been getting more earthquake claims. Haroldson, get on the phone and buy us a couple more Congressmen!" NT: Subtle signs your congressman is for sale -- cheap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 17, 2019 Report Share Posted January 17, 2019 He dances at your table and lets you put dollar bills in his garter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted January 23, 2019 Report Share Posted January 23, 2019 On 1/16/2019 at 6:26 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: "Oh look, we've been getting more earthquake claims. Haroldson, get on the phone and buy us a couple more Congressmen!" NT: Subtle signs your congressman is for sale -- cheap. He bought all his campaign supplies from Walmart and put them on a stollen card. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 On 1/16/2019 at 5:26 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs your congressman is for sale -- cheap. There are bobblehead dolls of him available at the Dollar Store. NT: NGD posters who are considering declaring themselves candidates for the presidency of the US in 2020, and what their core platform will be. Double points if you declare your own candidacy here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 7 minutes ago, Cancer said: NT: NGD posters who are considering declaring themselves candidates for the presidency of the US in 2020, and what their core platform will be. Double points if you declare your own candidacy here. I, BoloOfEarth, will run for President on the platform of "I'm Not Trump." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted January 25, 2019 Report Share Posted January 25, 2019 15 hours ago, Cancer said: NT: NGD posters who are considering declaring themselves candidates for the presidency of the US in 2020, and what their core platform will be. Double points if you declare your own candidacy here. Psybolt 2020 Couldn't Be Worse... Or Could it???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 25, 2019 Report Share Posted January 25, 2019 16 hours ago, Cancer said: NT: NGD posters who are considering declaring themselves candidates for the presidency of the US in 2020, and what their core platform will be. Double points if you declare your own candidacy here. Pariah 2020: What Would Foxbat Do? #WWFD New Topic: What American superheroes are doing to help those adversely affected by the government shutdown. BoloOfEarth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 25, 2019 Report Share Posted January 25, 2019 I know what I'm doing, but I am not prepared to discuss that openly yet. EDIT: oh wait, you said superheroes. Never mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted January 25, 2019 Report Share Posted January 25, 2019 42 minutes ago, Pariah said: New Topic: What American superheroes are doing to help those adversely affected by the government shutdown. Tony Stark created completely automated scanners and robots to search passengers so TSA employees doesn't have to come in for unpaid work. Or for paid work after the shutdown's over, for that matter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 26, 2019 Report Share Posted January 26, 2019 9 hours ago, Pariah said: New Topic: What American superheroes are doing to help those adversely affected by the government shutdown. Captain America delivers Kroger gift cards to every federal employee he sees. NT: Subtle signs it's not such a good idea to write that particular blog post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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