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On 1/12/2019 at 1:45 PM, Michael Hopcroft said:

NT: Subtle signs that Putin's Orbital Mind Control Lasers(tm) have been suddenly and unexpectedly disabled with an EMP.

 

The Russian Parliament starts talking about returning territory to Georgia and Ukraine.

 

New Topic: Bruce Wayne has decided to trade in the Batmobile. What's he getting instead?

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19 hours ago, Pariah said:

 

The Russian Parliament starts talking about returning territory to Georgia and Ukraine.

 

New Topic: Bruce Wayne has decided to trade in the Batmobile. What's he getting instead?

 

The Batspoon - as any mother and chef (and Tick), there is no tool in the world that can deliver a better blow than the spoon.

 

NT:  You find yourself in the Toon game.  What abilities do you give yourself?

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1 hour ago, Pariah said:

 

You're being stalked by a guy who calls himself Mayhem.

As a side note, being stalked by Mala Suerte (the character used in Spanish-language ads) would be much, much worse. Mayhem likes random chaos, but Mala Suerte will actively seek your doom. Plus he could easily seduce your daughter.

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8 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

NT: Subtle signs your life has become an insurance commercial and everyone is in on it but you.

 

Every time someone mentions "farmers" the people around you go "bum-ba-dum-bum, bum-bum-bump!"

 

NT:  Crazy ways your insurance company is trying to get out of covering the damages to your house or car.

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8 hours ago, BoloOfEarth said:

NT:  Crazy ways your insurance company is trying to get out of covering the damages to your house or car.

 

They start promoting he worship of inanimate objects so that every accident can be dismissed as an act of god(s).

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13 hours ago, BoloOfEarth said:

NT:  Crazy ways your insurance company is trying to get out of covering the damages to your house or car.

 

"Oh look, we've been getting more earthquake claims. Haroldson, get on the phone and buy us a couple more Congressmen!"

 

NT: Subtle signs your congressman is for sale -- cheap.

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On 1/16/2019 at 6:26 PM, Michael Hopcroft said:

"Oh look, we've been getting more earthquake claims. Haroldson, get on the phone and buy us a couple more Congressmen!"

 

NT: Subtle signs your congressman is for sale -- cheap.

 

He bought all his campaign supplies from Walmart and put them on a stollen card.

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On 1/16/2019 at 5:26 PM, Michael Hopcroft said:

NT: Subtle signs your congressman is for sale -- cheap.

 

There are bobblehead dolls of him available at the Dollar Store.

 

NT: NGD posters who are considering declaring themselves candidates for the presidency of the US in 2020, and what their core platform will be.  Double points if you declare your own candidacy here.

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15 hours ago, Cancer said:

 

 

NT: NGD posters who are considering declaring themselves candidates for the presidency of the US in 2020, and what their core platform will be.  Double points if you declare your own candidacy here.

 

Psybolt 2020

Couldn't Be Worse...

 

Or Could it????

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16 hours ago, Cancer said:

NT: NGD posters who are considering declaring themselves candidates for the presidency of the US in 2020, and what their core platform will be.  Double points if you declare your own candidacy here.

 

Pariah 2020: What Would Foxbat Do?

#WWFD

 

New Topic: What American superheroes are doing to help those adversely affected by the government shutdown.

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42 minutes ago, Pariah said:

New Topic: What American superheroes are doing to help those adversely affected by the government shutdown.

 

Tony Stark created completely automated scanners and robots to search passengers so TSA employees doesn't have to come in for unpaid work.  Or for paid work after the shutdown's over, for that matter. 

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9 hours ago, Pariah said:

New Topic: What American superheroes are doing to help those adversely affected by the government shutdown.

 

Captain America delivers Kroger gift cards to every federal employee he sees.

 

NT: Subtle signs it's not such a good idea to write that particular blog post.

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