Asperion Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 On 4/25/2019 at 6:54 AM, BoloOfEarth said: ... sugar is sweet, but causes diabetes. New Topic: New research study reveals that eating tofu / bean curd causes... . . . unexplained time dilations. You are getting a new roommate who is . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 6 hours ago, Asperion said: You are getting a new roommate who is . . . ...really going to make my wife upset. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 8 hours ago, Asperion said: You are getting a new roommate who is . . . Almost certain not to pay their fair share of the rent. Sucker! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 5, 2019 Report Share Posted May 5, 2019 On 4/30/2019 at 10:30 PM, Asperion said: You are getting a new roommate who is . . . ...a secret Cthulhu cultist, and suddenly you no longer have a dog or a cat -- and every one you adopt disappears within hours. NT: Subtle signs that choosing the lesser evil was a poor move. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 15, 2019 Report Share Posted May 15, 2019 bump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 15, 2019 Report Share Posted May 15, 2019 The Greater Evil has switched Parties and is now the leading Opposition candidate for the next election cycle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 24, 2019 Report Share Posted May 24, 2019 Bump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 25, 2019 Report Share Posted May 25, 2019 On May 5, 2019 at 4:33 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs that choosing the lesser evil was a poor move. None of the bottomless-wallet PACs are contributing to your preferred candidate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 28, 2019 Report Share Posted July 28, 2019 They've decided to torment you for one final season before moving to Las Vegas. New Topic: Biggest surprises for the upcoming NFL preseason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 28, 2019 Report Share Posted July 28, 2019 The new pass interference rules include "looking at the receiver in a threatening manner while the pass is in the air" as cause for a flag, but only if the receiver can see you do it, so that creaming people by surprise from behind becomes the new favored technique. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 28, 2019 Report Share Posted July 28, 2019 1 hour ago, Pariah said: They've decided to torment you for one final season before moving to Las Vegas. New Topic: Biggest surprises for the upcoming NFL preseason. The Browns have a good team. What ? It could happen ! I tell you I am not on medication ! Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 4, 2019 Report Share Posted August 4, 2019 On 7/28/2019 at 2:03 PM, Pariah said: New Topic: Biggest surprises for the upcoming NFL preseason. The players come out in motion-capture suits to audition for Madden 20. NT: Subtle signs your experience with Madden is negatively affecting the way you watch real football. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 4, 2019 Report Share Posted August 4, 2019 You get frustrated when Madden Patrick Mahomes can't do all the tricky stuff that real Patrick Mahomes does in a game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 4, 2019 Report Share Posted August 4, 2019 You want the Raiders to win even though you are the manager/player of the Denver Broncos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 5, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 5, 2019 While watching the game, you call and spend 200 bucks for Sports merch and call it a lootbox New Topic: Signs that your neighborhood is slowly transforming into a fantasy kingdom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 5, 2019 Report Share Posted August 5, 2019 7 minutes ago, Hermit said: New Topic: Signs that your neighborhood is slowly transforming into a fantasy kingdom Everybody is drinking the same (not very good) beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 5, 2019 Report Share Posted August 5, 2019 The Unicorns attacking people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 5, 2019 Report Share Posted August 5, 2019 A guy will a bell and a large voice walks throughout the neighborhood, giving you the news at the very time you do not need it. NT: Subtle signs your new neighbors are Hobbits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tombrown803 Posted August 5, 2019 Report Share Posted August 5, 2019 My 5' tall sisters are now among the tallest people int the neighborhood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 5, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 5, 2019 16 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs your new neighbors are Hobbits. Prices on Earth ships and sunken housing goes way way up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 6, 2019 Report Share Posted August 6, 2019 8 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs your new neighbors are Hobbits. The girls go on and on about a new "foot do" ... new foot-hair style. NT: Subtle signs your new neighbors are Orcs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 6, 2019 Report Share Posted August 6, 2019 12 minutes ago, Cancer said: NT: Subtle signs your new neighbors are Orcs. He keeps spreading rebellion wherever he goes. And your Homeowners Association is next on his list. (This may be my most obscure Scenes from a Hat joke ever.) Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted August 6, 2019 Report Share Posted August 6, 2019 He's the best candle dribbler the Unseen University ever had on the payroll. BoloOfEarth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 6, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 6, 2019 At sporting events, they keep yelling "For the Horde!" no matter who is playing NT: Signs your new neighbors are elves Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 7, 2019 Report Share Posted August 7, 2019 2 hours ago, Hermit said: NT: Signs your new neighbors are elves The air around their house always smells of fresh-baked cookies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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