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8 hours ago, BoloOfEarth said:

NT:  Incredibly silly or trivial things to do once you've gotten your hands on all the Infinity Stones.

 

Banish all instances of, and even the thought of, pineapple on pizza from the entirety of the timestream in all the polyordinal infinitude of universes.

 

NT: Fill in the blanks:

 

We propose to accelerate _____________ up to 0.999999 lightspeed and collide it with ______________, in order to _________.

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11 hours ago, Cancer said:

NT: Fill in the blanks:

 

We propose to accelerate _____________ up to 0.999999 lightspeed and collide it with ______________, in order to _________.

We propose to accelerate the Trump family up to 0.999999 lightspeed and collide it with a black hole in order to ensure that it is never in a position of power in this world or the next.

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We propose to accelerate Mechanon up to 0.999999 lightspeed and collide it with Doctor Destroyer, in order to make the world safe for Foxbat to take over. It's all a part of his Master Plan™.

 

New Topic: Mechanon has, for reasons comprehensible only to itself, posted its profile on Tinder. Mechanon's first date will be _____ .

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5 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

NT: How does Metropolis pay to repair all the Superman-related property damage.

 

Through the sale of Superman-related merchandise!

 

New Topic: In defiance of the Republican and Democratic parties, _____ has declared his/her/its candidacy for President of the United States in 2020! His/her/its biggest campaign promise is _____ .

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43 minutes ago, Pariah said:

New Topic: In defiance of the Republican and Democratic parties, _____ has declared his/her/its candidacy for President of the United States in 2020! His/her/its biggest campaign promise is _____ .

In defiance of the Republican and Democratic parties, Foxbat has declared his/her/its candidacy for President of the United States in 2020! His/her/its biggest campaign promise is 'I'm not Donald Trump !'.

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4 hours ago, death tribble said:

In defiance of the Republican and Democratic parties, Foxbat has declared his/her/its candidacy for President of the United States in 2020! His/her/its biggest campaign promise is 'I'm not Donald Trump !'.

 In defiance of the Republican and Democratic parties, Jesus of Nazareth has declared his candidacy for President of the United States in 2020! His biggest campaign promise is "to teach those fools what i really said".

 

NT: Subtle signs your visit to the local amusement park is not going to go as planned.

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