Pariah Posted December 26, 2019 Report Share Posted December 26, 2019 16 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Infallible ways to avoid seeing bad movies. Percocet. You'll still see the movies, but you won't care that they're bad. New Topic: How is your favourite supervillain wrapping up 2019? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 27, 2019 Report Share Posted December 27, 2019 Disposing of incriminating evidence by dropping pieces of it into various charitable donation bins. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted December 27, 2019 Report Share Posted December 27, 2019 3 hours ago, Pariah said: New Topic: How is your favourite supervillain wrapping up 2019? Spending time with his wife, Melania BoloOfEarth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 27, 2019 Report Share Posted December 27, 2019 4 hours ago, Pariah said: New Topic: How is your favourite supervillain wrapping up 2019? Figuring out how to gobble up the rest of Ukraine, Poland, the Baltic States... NT: Subtle signs the Chinese government no longer finds your antics amusing, even though you don't live in China and have, in fact, never even been there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 27, 2019 Report Share Posted December 27, 2019 1 hour ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs the Chinese government no longer finds your antics amusing, even though you don't live in China and have, in fact, never even been there. You open a fortune cookie and it reads, "Chairman Xi says **** off." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 27, 2019 Report Share Posted December 27, 2019 The Chinese tank outside your front door Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted January 1, 2020 Report Share Posted January 1, 2020 Anything that was made in China gets a nasty message sticky on it. NT: Those nasty stickies - what do they say? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 1, 2020 Report Share Posted January 1, 2020 5 minutes ago, Asperion said: NT: Those nasty stickies - what do they say? "Sticky not to be removed under penalty of death!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 2, 2020 Report Share Posted January 2, 2020 20 hours ago, Asperion said: NT: Those nasty stickies - what do they say? After they've been through the washer once or twice, they say "Mxtfr ogg plxceedy swoq % kjbo3$ ixno plwef vogflam." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 2, 2020 Report Share Posted January 2, 2020 3 hours ago, Cancer said: After they've been through the washer once or twice, they say "Mxtfr ogg plxceedy swoq % kjbo3$ ixno plwef vogflam." That's easy for you to say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted January 2, 2020 Report Share Posted January 2, 2020 On 12/31/2019 at 10:52 PM, Asperion said: NT: Those nasty stickies - what do they say? "(Assault and) Battery Included" NT: Celebrity resolutions for 2020. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 2, 2020 Report Share Posted January 2, 2020 Paris Hilton's is to stop making a spectacle of herself. Instead she is going to make a telescope of herself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 2, 2020 Report Share Posted January 2, 2020 2 hours ago, BoloOfEarth said: NT: Celebrity resolutions for 2020. DJT: Stay in the spotlight by any means necessary. So, pretty much the same as usual. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 5, 2020 Report Share Posted January 5, 2020 On 1/2/2020 at 4:57 AM, BoloOfEarth said: NT: Celebrity resolutions for 2020. Joaquin Phoenix: In the next movie, I will not let my character be upstaged by a bimbo with a mallet. NT: What happened to all of the Joker's other psychiatrists? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 5, 2020 Report Share Posted January 5, 2020 They were admitted to Arkham as patients Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 5, 2020 Report Share Posted January 5, 2020 6 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: What happened to all of the Joker's other psychiatrists? They got jobs as scriptwriters on reality TV shows like Keeping Up with the Kardashians. BoloOfEarth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 5, 2020 Report Share Posted January 5, 2020 8 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: What happened to all of the Joker's other psychiatrists? Mental health consulting for Fortune 500 corporations. NT: Wildlife in your back yard that you refuse to recognize, let alone acknowledge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 5, 2020 Report Share Posted January 5, 2020 Wildlife? It's all tarmac. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 5, 2020 Report Share Posted January 5, 2020 The Elephant in the abandoned refrigerator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 5, 2020 Report Share Posted January 5, 2020 7 hours ago, Cancer said: NT: Wildlife in your back yard that you refuse to recognize, let alone acknowledge. I don't know or care what it is, but I wish it would leave my garbage alone. NT: Subtle signs the director of the '70s movie you're watching on Netflix did way too much cocaine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 5, 2020 Report Share Posted January 5, 2020 They rip off Spartacus by having a rebellion against the Empire and get this, the rebels win ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted January 5, 2020 Report Share Posted January 5, 2020 54 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs the director of the '70s movie you're watching on Netflix did way too much cocaine. Cause he is a director in the 1970s Pariah and Ockham's Spoon 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 5, 2020 Report Share Posted January 5, 2020 1 hour ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs the director of the '70s movie you're watching on Netflix did way too much cocaine. The fact that Blaxploitation films were a thing. New Topic: Superman's lesser-known hobbies. Ockham's Spoon 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted January 5, 2020 Report Share Posted January 5, 2020 3 minutes ago, Pariah said: New Topic: Superman's lesser-known hobbies. So many inappropriate thoughts entered my head immediately... Binging episodes of The OC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 6, 2020 Report Share Posted January 6, 2020 3 hours ago, Pariah said: New Topic: Superman's lesser-known hobbies. International cuisine, straight from the source. Want Chinese street food? He'll have it in ten minutes straight from Shanghai. (He actually did this in the first episode of Lois & Clark. She was impressed. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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