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16 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

NT:  Infallible ways to avoid seeing bad movies.

 

Percocet. You'll still see the movies, but you won't care that they're bad.

 

New Topic: How is your favourite supervillain wrapping up 2019?

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4 hours ago, Pariah said:

New Topic: How is your favourite supervillain wrapping up 2019?

Figuring out how to gobble up the rest of Ukraine, Poland, the Baltic States...

 

NT: Subtle signs the Chinese government no longer finds your antics amusing, even though you don't live in China and have, in fact, never even been there.

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1 hour ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

NT: Subtle signs the Chinese government no longer finds your antics amusing, even though you don't live in China and have, in fact, never even been there.

 

You open a fortune cookie and it reads, "Chairman Xi says **** off."

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20 hours ago, Asperion said:

NT: Those nasty stickies - what do they say?

 

After they've been through the washer once or twice, they say "Mxtfr ogg plxceedy swoq % kjbo3$ ixno plwef vogflam."

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2 hours ago, BoloOfEarth said:

NT:  Celebrity resolutions for 2020.

 

DJT: Stay in the spotlight by any means necessary. 

 

So, pretty much the same as usual.

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6 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

NT: What happened to all of the Joker's other psychiatrists?

 

They got jobs as scriptwriters on reality TV shows like Keeping Up with the Kardashians.

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8 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

NT: What happened to all of the Joker's other psychiatrists?

 

Mental health consulting for Fortune 500 corporations.

 

NT: Wildlife in your back yard that you refuse to recognize, let alone acknowledge.

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7 hours ago, Cancer said:

NT: Wildlife in your back yard that you refuse to recognize, let alone acknowledge.

I don't know or care what it is, but I wish it would leave my garbage alone.

 

NT: Subtle signs the director of the '70s movie you're watching on Netflix did way too much cocaine.

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1 hour ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

NT: Subtle signs the director of the '70s movie you're watching on Netflix did way too much cocaine.

 

The fact that Blaxploitation films were a thing.

 

New Topic: Superman's lesser-known hobbies.

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3 minutes ago, Pariah said:

 

 

 

New Topic: Superman's lesser-known hobbies.

 

 

So many inappropriate thoughts entered my head immediately...

 

Binging episodes of The OC

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3 hours ago, Pariah said:

New Topic: Superman's lesser-known hobbies.

International cuisine, straight from the source. Want Chinese street food? He'll have it in ten minutes straight from Shanghai.

 

(He actually did this in the first episode of Lois & Clark. She was impressed.

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