Pariah Posted February 28, 2020 Report Share Posted February 28, 2020 On 2/19/2020 at 6:37 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs your favorite major league baseball team is cheating right and left. They brought in their new strength and conditioning coach from the world of professional cycling. New Topic: Subtle signs that NPR has had quite enough of your shenanigans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 28, 2020 Report Share Posted February 28, 2020 1 hour ago, Pariah said: They brought in their new strength and conditioning coach from the world of professional cycling. New Topic: Subtle signs that NPR has had quite enough of your shenanigans. They put you on Ignore because you aren't in DC or New York. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 28, 2020 Report Share Posted February 28, 2020 1 hour ago, Pariah said: New Topic: Subtle signs that NPR has had quite enough of your shenanigans. Your bank account has been emptied the morning after Pledge Week. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 28, 2020 Report Share Posted February 28, 2020 9 hours ago, Pariah said: New Topic: Subtle signs that NPR has had quite enough of your shenanigans. They get you to do their naked balloon modelling segment New Topic: What the Coronavirus did next ! (the dafter the better) Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted February 28, 2020 Report Share Posted February 28, 2020 2 hours ago, death tribble said: New Topic: What the Coronavirus did next ! (the dafter the better) People begin thinking the Coronavirus is caught from drinking Corona beer. (Proving that daft doesn't preclude something actually happening in real life.) death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 28, 2020 Report Share Posted February 28, 2020 A fierce debate among astrologers erupts as to whether the coronavirus is governed by the constellation Corona Borealis or the constellation Corona Australis, and whether galactic longitude has any role in classical astrology. death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 28, 2020 Report Share Posted February 28, 2020 2 hours ago, death tribble said: New Topic: What the Coronavirus did next ! (the dafter the better) Make everyone's computers ask for beer, and mutate them so they have a way to drink it. NT: Subtle signs the Centers for Disease Control no longer find your antics amusing. death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 28, 2020 Report Share Posted February 28, 2020 39 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs the Centers for Disease Control no longer find your antics amusing. You get flyers for "Your very own CDC-approved pine box". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 28, 2020 Report Share Posted February 28, 2020 You get the Corona virus. And SARs an H1N1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 28, 2020 Report Share Posted February 28, 2020 3 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs the Centers for Disease Control no longer find your antics amusing. They have decided to name a new disease after you. (It's worth noting that new diseases are often names after they first person diagnosed with them....) New Topic: Foxbat has a Master Plan!™ to defeat coronavirus! What is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted February 28, 2020 Report Share Posted February 28, 2020 38 minutes ago, Pariah said: New Topic: Foxbat has a Master Plan!™ to defeat coronavirus! What is it? A legion of Foxbatnanobots will use microscopic ping-pong ball guns to defeat the dread viral thingummies! Ha! Take that! Woot! Who da man? Who da man? (Pose dramatically) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted February 29, 2020 Report Share Posted February 29, 2020 9 hours ago, Pariah said: New Topic: Foxbat has a Master Plan!™ to defeat coronavirus! What is it? Wait until April.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 2, 2020 Report Share Posted March 2, 2020 On 2/28/2020 at 9:54 AM, Pariah said: New Topic: Foxbat has a Master Plan!™ to defeat coronavirus! What is it? Ban imports of beer from everywhere. It won't help against the disease, but it'll get the brewery workers on his side. NT: Subtle signs the freshly-appointed of the Centers for Disease Control is out of his mind. (Taking the job doesn't count.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 2, 2020 Report Share Posted March 2, 2020 Just now, Michael Hopcroft said: Ban imports of beer from everywhere. It won't help against the disease, but it'll get the brewery workers on his side. NT: Subtle signs the freshly-appointed of the Centers for Disease Control is out of his mind. (Taking the job doesn't count.) "We will END cat scratch fever! DEATH TO TED NUGENT!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 2, 2020 Report Share Posted March 2, 2020 14 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs the freshly-appointed Director of the Centers for Disease Control is out of his mind. (Taking the job doesn't count.) "I think the President has got the right idea. Coronavirus isn't really that big a deal." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 4, 2020 Report Share Posted March 4, 2020 On March 1, 2020 at 7:44 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs the freshly-appointed of the Centers for Disease Control is out of his mind. (Taking the job doesn't count.) "Whaddaya mean there's no reverse gear? WHAT KIND OF DISEASE CONTROL SYSTEM IS THIS?!?" NT: Accessories in your new car that you didn't know were possible, let alone available in a car. Extra difficulty: no weapons systems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 4, 2020 Report Share Posted March 4, 2020 10 hours ago, Cancer said: NT: Accessories in your new car that you didn't know were possible, let alone available in a car. Extra difficulty: no weapons systems. Scales in the front seats that will tell you what you weigh -- incessantly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 4, 2020 Report Share Posted March 4, 2020 10 hours ago, Cancer said: NT: Accessories in your new car that you didn't know were possible, let alone available in a car. Extra difficulty: no weapons systems. Real-time localized mass spectrometer to identify, one and for all, who's responsible for the horrible smell coming from the back seat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted March 4, 2020 Report Share Posted March 4, 2020 11 hours ago, Cancer said: NT: Accessories in your new car that you didn't know were possible, let alone available in a car. Extra difficulty: no weapons systems. This. NT: You've just discovered your new car is a time machine (with hover conversion and Mr. Fusion). When / where do you go first, and what do you do? Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 4, 2020 Report Share Posted March 4, 2020 Off-Topic: "Not available for purchase." On-topic: Three words: Real estate speculation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 4, 2020 Report Share Posted March 4, 2020 5 hours ago, BoloOfEarth said: NT: You've just discovered your new car is a time machine (with hover conversion and Mr. Fusion). When / where do you go first, and what do you do? I go back and find my 22-year-old self and slap some ***** sense into him. BoloOfEarth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted March 12, 2020 Report Share Posted March 12, 2020 On 3/4/2020 at 9:26 AM, BoloOfEarth said: This. NT: You've just discovered your new car is a time machine (with hover conversion and Mr. Fusion). When / where do you go first, and what do you do? Go back to the Jurassic Age. Simply to have a good time with the dinosaurs. NT: You have discovered that you now have super speed. The catch is the every time that you use it one random person around you looses health equal to the speed that was used. Do you do and why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 12, 2020 Report Share Posted March 12, 2020 1 hour ago, Asperion said: NT: You have discovered that you now have super speed. The catch is the every time that you use it one random person around you looses health equal to the speed that was used. Do you do and why? I do. I fly to Washington DC, position myself near the largest group of politicians I can find, and begin running for no particular reason. BoloOfEarth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 14, 2020 Report Share Posted April 14, 2020 On 3/11/2020 at 5:39 PM, Asperion said: NT: You have discovered that you now have super speed. The catch is the every time that you use it one random person around you looses health equal to the speed that was used. Do you do and why? "Sorry I'm late for the press conference, Madam Governor!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 15, 2020 Report Share Posted April 15, 2020 On March 11, 2020 at 5:39 PM, Asperion said: T: You have discovered that you now have super speed. The catch is the every time that you use it one random person around you looses health equal to the speed that was used. Do you do and why? "Watch me spend half an hour streaking through that parade ground full of ethnic cleansing stormtroopers!" NT: What powers the Aces made by COVID-19 are getting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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