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On 2/19/2020 at 6:37 PM, Michael Hopcroft said:

NT: Subtle signs your favorite major league baseball team is cheating right and left.

 

They brought in their new strength and conditioning coach from the world of professional cycling.

 

New Topic: Subtle signs that NPR has had quite enough of your shenanigans.

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1 hour ago, Pariah said:

 

They brought in their new strength and conditioning coach from the world of professional cycling.

 

New Topic: Subtle signs that NPR has had quite enough of your shenanigans.

 

They put you on Ignore because you aren't in DC or New York.

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A fierce debate among astrologers erupts as to whether the coronavirus is governed by the constellation Corona Borealis or the constellation Corona Australis, and whether galactic longitude has any role in classical astrology.

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2 hours ago, death tribble said:

New Topic: What the Coronavirus did next ! (the dafter the better)

Make everyone's computers ask for beer, and mutate them so they have a way to drink it.

 

NT: Subtle signs the Centers for Disease Control no longer find your antics amusing.

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39 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

NT: Subtle signs the Centers for Disease Control no longer find your antics amusing.

 

You get flyers for "Your very own CDC-approved pine box".

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3 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

NT: Subtle signs the Centers for Disease Control no longer find your antics amusing.

 

They have decided to name a new disease after you. (It's worth noting that new diseases are often names after they first person diagnosed with them....)

 

New Topic: Foxbat has a Master Plan!™ to defeat coronavirus! What is it?

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38 minutes ago, Pariah said:

New Topic: Foxbat has a Master Plan!™ to defeat coronavirus! What is it?

 

A legion of Foxbatnanobots will use microscopic ping-pong ball guns to defeat the dread viral thingummies!  Ha!  Take that!  Woot!  Who da man?  Who da man?  (Pose dramatically)

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On 2/28/2020 at 9:54 AM, Pariah said:

New Topic: Foxbat has a Master Plan!™ to defeat coronavirus! What is it?

Ban imports of beer from everywhere. It won't help against the disease, but it'll get the brewery workers on his side.

 

NT: Subtle signs the freshly-appointed of the Centers for Disease Control is out of his mind. (Taking the job doesn't count.)

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Just now, Michael Hopcroft said:

Ban imports of beer from everywhere. It won't help against the disease, but it'll get the brewery workers on his side.

 

NT: Subtle signs the freshly-appointed of the Centers for Disease Control is out of his mind. (Taking the job doesn't count.)

 

"We will END cat scratch fever!  DEATH TO TED NUGENT!!"

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14 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

NT: Subtle signs the freshly-appointed Director of the Centers for Disease Control is out of his mind. (Taking the job doesn't count.)

 

"I think the President has got the right idea. Coronavirus isn't really that big a deal."

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On March 1, 2020 at 7:44 PM, Michael Hopcroft said:

NT: Subtle signs the freshly-appointed of the Centers for Disease Control is out of his mind. (Taking the job doesn't count.)

 

"Whaddaya mean there's no reverse gear?  WHAT KIND OF DISEASE CONTROL SYSTEM IS THIS?!?"

 

NT: Accessories in your new car that you didn't know were possible, let alone available in a car.  Extra difficulty: no weapons systems.

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10 hours ago, Cancer said:

NT: Accessories in your new car that you didn't know were possible, let alone available in a car.  Extra difficulty: no weapons systems.

 

Real-time localized mass spectrometer to identify, one and for all, who's responsible for the horrible smell coming from the back seat.

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11 hours ago, Cancer said:

NT: Accessories in your new car that you didn't know were possible, let alone available in a car.  Extra difficulty: no weapons systems.

 

This.

 

NT:  You've just discovered your new car is a time machine (with hover conversion and Mr. Fusion).  When / where do you go first, and what do you do?

 

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5 hours ago, BoloOfEarth said:

NT:  You've just discovered your new car is a time machine (with hover conversion and Mr. Fusion).  When / where do you go first, and what do you do?

 

I go back and find my 22-year-old self and slap some ***** sense into him.

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On 3/4/2020 at 9:26 AM, BoloOfEarth said:

 

This.

 

NT:  You've just discovered your new car is a time machine (with hover conversion and Mr. Fusion).  When / where do you go first, and what do you do?

 

 

Go back to the Jurassic Age. Simply to have a good time with the dinosaurs.

 

NT: You have discovered that you now have super speed. The catch is the every time that you use it one random person around you looses health equal to the speed that was used. Do you do and why?

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1 hour ago, Asperion said:

NT: You have discovered that you now have super speed. The catch is the every time that you use it one random person around you looses health equal to the speed that was used. Do you do and why?

 

I do. I fly to Washington DC, position myself near the largest group of politicians I can find, and begin running for no particular reason.

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On 3/11/2020 at 5:39 PM, Asperion said:

NT: You have discovered that you now have super speed. The catch is the every time that you use it one random person around you looses health equal to the speed that was used. Do you do and why?

"Sorry I'm late for the press conference, Madam Governor!"

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On March 11, 2020 at 5:39 PM, Asperion said:

T: You have discovered that you now have super speed. The catch is the every time that you use it one random person around you looses health equal to the speed that was used. Do you do and why?

 

"Watch me spend half an hour streaking  through that parade ground full of ethnic cleansing stormtroopers!"

 

NT: What powers the Aces made by COVID-19 are getting.

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