Pariah Posted April 15, 2020 Report Share Posted April 15, 2020 6 hours ago, Cancer said: NT: What powers the Aces made by COVID-19 are getting. Common sense. (Every time I look at social media--or the actual media--these days, I become more and more convinced that common sense should now be classified as a superpower.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 22, 2020 Report Share Posted April 22, 2020 On 4/14/2020 at 11:43 PM, Cancer said: NT: What powers the Aces made by COVID-19 are getting. The power to stop dogs from barking, including those annoying coyotes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 22, 2020 Report Share Posted April 22, 2020 19 different ways to open a bottle or tin can Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 22, 2020 Report Share Posted April 22, 2020 Psst, DT! That's three! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 22, 2020 Report Share Posted April 22, 2020 New Topic: There is a time and a place for sleeping at the workplace. What are they ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 22, 2020 Report Share Posted April 22, 2020 Li'l Abner's day job was as a mattress tester. He got the job because he could (and did) sleep on anything, at any time. death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 22, 2020 Report Share Posted April 22, 2020 2 hours ago, death tribble said: New Topic: There is a time and a place for sleeping at the workplace. What are they ? Three words: CPAP Machine demonstrator death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 23, 2020 Report Share Posted April 23, 2020 4 hours ago, death tribble said: New Topic: There is a time and a place for sleeping at the workplace. What are they ? I'm gonna go with the really obvious answer and say 'Hooker'. Not a lot of actual sleeping, but you know.... New Topic: I deeply and sincerely apologize. For what? death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted April 23, 2020 Report Share Posted April 23, 2020 5 minutes ago, Pariah said: New Topic: I deeply and sincerely apologize. For what? Well as a husband.... Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted April 30, 2020 Report Share Posted April 30, 2020 On 4/22/2020 at 8:29 PM, Pariah said: New Topic: I deeply and sincerely apologize. For what? For stepping within 5 feet 10 inches of others and saying, "I'm not social distancing! I'm not social distancing!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 30, 2020 Report Share Posted April 30, 2020 On 4/22/2020 at 5:29 PM, Pariah said: I'm gonna go with the really obvious answer and say 'Hooker'. Not a lot of actual sleeping, but you know.... New Topic: I deeply and sincerely apologize. For what? Fot being the subject of untold memes of a dubious nature. NT: The Best Way to Stop a Baking Dog (It's Genius!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 30, 2020 Report Share Posted April 30, 2020 31 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: The Best Way to Stop a Baking Dog (It's Genius!) Take away its oven mitts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 1, 2020 Report Share Posted May 1, 2020 5 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: The Best Way to Stop a Baking Dog (It's Genius!) Pull it out of the oven, check it with a meat thermometer, and if it's done, set it on the platter, wait a few minutes, and start carving! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 1, 2020 Report Share Posted May 1, 2020 OT: Remind me never to accept a dinner invitation from Cancer... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 2, 2020 Report Share Posted May 2, 2020 OT: Hey, I'd've run a menu past you first! ... which takes on an odd meaning in this particular context ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 5, 2020 Report Share Posted May 5, 2020 On 5/1/2020 at 5:24 PM, Cancer said: OT: Hey, I'd've run a menu past you first! ... which takes on an odd meaning in this particular context ... (Still OT): Just as long as you don't get confused on what card is the invitation and what card is the menu. Anyone got a third? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 16, 2020 Report Share Posted May 16, 2020 Anyone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted May 16, 2020 Report Share Posted May 16, 2020 On 4/30/2020 at 5:37 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: The Best Way to Stop a Baking Dog (It's Genius!) Lots and Lots of sunscreen NT: Unlikely Quarantine mistakes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 17, 2020 Report Share Posted May 17, 2020 9 hours ago, Psybolt said: NT: Unlikely Quarantine mistakes Trying to get out of quarantine for one plague by intentionally contracting a couple of other plagues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 17, 2020 Report Share Posted May 17, 2020 Trying to find Bilk Filk and other films produced by Tentin Quarantino. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 17, 2020 Report Share Posted May 17, 2020 9 hours ago, Psybolt said: NT: Unlikely Quarantine mistakes You lock them in a hotel room for two weeks then forget they're there. Meanwhile, nobody has fed them. NT: Subtle signs the health official advising your state's governor on handling the COVID-19 crisis is out of their mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 17, 2020 Report Share Posted May 17, 2020 9 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs the health official advising your state's governor on handling the COVID-19 crisis is out of their mind. He's wearing a MAGA hat, but no mask. And he's carrying an assault rifle because reasons. Psybolt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted May 17, 2020 Report Share Posted May 17, 2020 10 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs the health official advising your state's governor on handling the COVID-19 crisis is out of their mind. Spends more time on Twitter than at his job. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 17, 2020 Report Share Posted May 17, 2020 He uses auspices and consults the gods in front of the media before speaking NT: Strange things to do when the quarantine ends Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 17, 2020 Report Share Posted May 17, 2020 Remain locked inside and continue to refuse to interact with people, because you're an introvert and the last x weeks have been the closest thing to Heaven on Earth that you could have imagined. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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