Michael Hopcroft Posted May 17, 2020 Report Share Posted May 17, 2020 50 minutes ago, death tribble said: NT: Strange things to do when the quarantine ends The first person of the appropriate gender who approaches you at the bar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 18, 2020 Report Share Posted May 18, 2020 20 hours ago, death tribble said: NT: Strange things to do when the quarantine ends Get six haircuts in the same day. NT: Two years from today, the worst thing you remember from 2020. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted May 18, 2020 Report Share Posted May 18, 2020 24 minutes ago, Cancer said: NT: Two years from today, the worst thing you remember from 2020. Two years? I wish.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 18, 2020 Report Share Posted May 18, 2020 2 hours ago, Cancer said: NT: Two years from today, the worst thing you remember from 2020. Despite mountains of evidence to the contrary, enough people believed that <insert name of political figure here> was going a good enough job to deserve 2/4/6 more years in office. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 19, 2020 Report Share Posted May 19, 2020 On 5/18/2020 at 8:45 AM, Cancer said: NT: Two years from today, the worst thing you remember from 2020. My inability to find a mask that doesn't fog my glasses. I swear, one of these days I'll climb aboard a garbage truck. NT: Subtle signs your mask is fogging up your glasses at the worst possible time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 20, 2020 Report Share Posted May 20, 2020 4 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs your mask is fogging up your glasses at the worst possible time. WTF IS THAT LUNATIC IN THE SUV DOING COMING AT ME IN MY LANE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 1, 2020 Report Share Posted June 1, 2020 Anyone else? Or do we need a topic change? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted June 1, 2020 Report Share Posted June 1, 2020 On 5/19/2020 at 3:55 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: My inability to find a mask that doesn't fog my glasses. I swear, one of these days I'll climb aboard a garbage truck. NT: Subtle signs your mask is fogging up your glasses at the worst possible time. "Alright, I've almost got this bomb defused, thank God, just one wire to cut with 10 seconds left on the timer... (breathes) ... aw, crap." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 1, 2020 Report Share Posted June 1, 2020 On 5/19/2020 at 1:55 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs your mask is fogging up your glasses at the worst possible time. "Darlene, I'm so sorry I'm late. That whole 'working late' thing, you know." "I'm your wife, Deborah. Who's Darleen?" "Aw, crap." New Topic: Craziest/most unexpected provision in the negotiatiated agreement to resume the NBA season in the next 60 days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted June 1, 2020 Report Share Posted June 1, 2020 2 hours ago, Pariah said: New Topic: Craziest/most unexpected provision in the negotiated agreement to resume the NBA season in the next 60 days. Lots of hazmat suits Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 1, 2020 Report Share Posted June 1, 2020 3 hours ago, Pariah said: New Topic: Craziest/most unexpected provision in the negotiatiated agreement to resume the NBA season in the next 60 days. All games are played against CGI opponents, a la Space Jam. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 2, 2020 Report Share Posted June 2, 2020 On 6/1/2020 at 11:33 AM, Pariah said: New Topic: Craziest/most unexpected provision in the negotiatiated agreement to resume the NBA season in the next 60 days. After each game the sacrifice the losing team to the Aztec Blood Gods. NT: Subtle signs the Olympian Gods have come down to Earth for a party. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 19, 2020 Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 bump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tombrown803 Posted June 19, 2020 Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 Apollo (god of plagues) is letting the world know how he feels about not being invited Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 19, 2020 Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 On 6/2/2020 at 2:52 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs the Olympian Gods have come down to Earth for a party. There is a rash of people reporting they were seduced by swans, bulls, eagles, .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 24, 2020 Report Share Posted June 24, 2020 On 6/2/2020 at 3:52 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs the Olympian Gods have come down to Earth for a party. The Presidents of Russia, North Korea, and the United States all openly pledge fealty to Ares. New Topic: Unexpected consequences MLB and NBA reopening next month. (Difficulty: A spike in the number of COVID-19 cases is not unexpected in this context.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Michael Hopcroft Posted June 24, 2020 Report Share Posted June 24, 2020 2 hours ago, Pariah said: The Presidents of Russia, North Korea, and the United States all openly pledge fealty to Ares. New Topic: Unexpected consequences MLB and NBA reopening next month. (Difficulty: A spike in the number of COVID-19 cases is not unexpected in this context.) Batters get called out for three-second violations in the box. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted June 24, 2020 Report Share Posted June 24, 2020 3 hours ago, Pariah said: New Topic: Unexpected consequences MLB and NBA reopening next month. Because of social distancing... Runners can't tag bases unless the first baseman, second baseman, and third baseman move six feet away from them. Spacing players out on the free-throw lane means the person making a free throw is doing so from mid-court. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 24, 2020 Report Share Posted June 24, 2020 Psst. That's three. Yes, I intended "No One Came" to be a response here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted June 24, 2020 Report Share Posted June 24, 2020 3 hours ago, Cancer said: Psst. That's three. Yes, I intended "No One Came" to be a response here. Sorry, I didn't even think of that. NT: In the midst of all the other "fun" of 2020, aliens arrive to invade the Earth. What occurrence (either intentional or happenstance) causes them to flee? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 25, 2020 Report Share Posted June 25, 2020 4 hours ago, BoloOfEarth said: NT: In the midst of all the other "fun" of 2020, aliens arrive to invade the Earth. What occurrence (either intentional or happenstance) causes them to flee? Their commanders are a little too stringent about the warnings of H.G. Wells. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 25, 2020 Report Share Posted June 25, 2020 They get a Twitter login and discover exactly how batguano insane the average Earring really is. (At least the ones who use Twitter.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted June 25, 2020 Report Share Posted June 25, 2020 19 hours ago, BoloOfEarth said: Sorry, I didn't even think of that. NT: In the midst of all the other "fun" of 2020, aliens arrive to invade the Earth. What occurrence (either intentional or happenstance) causes them to flee? When they arrive, they believe that they are looking into a funhouse mirror. That scares them so much that they decide to flee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 25, 2020 Report Share Posted June 25, 2020 16 minutes ago, Asperion said: When they arrive, they believe that they are looking into a funhouse mirror. That scares them so much that they decide to flee. And that's three! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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