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20 hours ago, death tribble said:

NT: Strange things to do when the quarantine ends

 

Get six haircuts in the same day.

 

NT: Two years from today, the worst thing you remember from 2020.

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2 hours ago, Cancer said:

NT: Two years from today, the worst thing you remember from 2020.

 

Despite mountains of evidence to the contrary, enough people believed that <insert name of political figure here> was going a good enough job to deserve 2/4/6 more years in office.

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On 5/18/2020 at 8:45 AM, Cancer said:

NT: Two years from today, the worst thing you remember from 2020.

My inability to find a mask that doesn't fog my glasses. I swear, one of these days I'll climb aboard a garbage truck.

 

NT: Subtle signs your mask is fogging up your glasses at the worst possible time.

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4 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

NT: Subtle signs your mask is fogging up your glasses at the worst possible time.

 

WTF IS THAT LUNATIC IN THE SUV DOING COMING AT ME IN MY LANE

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On ‎5‎/‎19‎/‎2020 at 3:55 PM, Michael Hopcroft said:

My inability to find a mask that doesn't fog my glasses. I swear, one of these days I'll climb aboard a garbage truck.

 

NT: Subtle signs your mask is fogging up your glasses at the worst possible time.

 

"Alright, I've almost got this bomb defused, thank God, just one wire to cut with 10 seconds left on the timer...  (breathes)  ... aw, crap."

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On 5/19/2020 at 1:55 PM, Michael Hopcroft said:

NT: Subtle signs your mask is fogging up your glasses at the worst possible time.

 

"Darlene, I'm so sorry I'm late. That whole 'working late' thing, you know."

 

"I'm your wife, Deborah. Who's Darleen?"

 

"Aw, crap."

 

New Topic: Craziest/most unexpected provision in the negotiatiated agreement to resume the NBA season in the next 60 days.

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2 hours ago, Pariah said:

 

 

 

New Topic: Craziest/most unexpected provision in the negotiated agreement to resume the NBA season in the next 60 days.

 

Lots of hazmat suits

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3 hours ago, Pariah said:

New Topic: Craziest/most unexpected provision in the negotiatiated agreement to resume the NBA season in the next 60 days.

 

All games are played against CGI opponents, a la Space Jam.

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On 6/1/2020 at 11:33 AM, Pariah said:

New Topic: Craziest/most unexpected provision in the negotiatiated agreement to resume the NBA season in the next 60 days.

After each game the sacrifice the losing team to the Aztec Blood Gods.

 

NT: Subtle signs the Olympian Gods have come down to Earth for a party.

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On 6/2/2020 at 2:52 PM, Michael Hopcroft said:

NT: Subtle signs the Olympian Gods have come down to Earth for a party.

 

There is a rash of people reporting they were seduced by swans, bulls, eagles, ....

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On 6/2/2020 at 3:52 PM, Michael Hopcroft said:

NT: Subtle signs the Olympian Gods have come down to Earth for a party.

 

The Presidents of Russia, North Korea, and the United States all openly pledge fealty to Ares.

 

New Topic: Unexpected consequences MLB and NBA reopening next month.

(Difficulty: A spike in the number of COVID-19 cases is not unexpected in this context.)

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2 hours ago, Pariah said:

 

The Presidents of Russia, North Korea, and the United States all openly pledge fealty to Ares.

 

New Topic: Unexpected consequences MLB and NBA reopening next month.

(Difficulty: A spike in the number of COVID-19 cases is not unexpected in this context.)

Batters get called out for three-second violations in the box.

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3 hours ago, Pariah said:

New Topic: Unexpected consequences MLB and NBA reopening next month.

 

Because of social distancing...

  1. Runners can't tag bases unless the first baseman, second baseman, and third baseman move six feet away from them.
  2. Spacing players out on the free-throw lane means the person making a free throw is doing so from mid-court.

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3 hours ago, Cancer said:

Psst.  That's three. Yes, I intended "No One Came" to be a response here.

 

Sorry, I didn't even think of that. 

 

NT:  In the midst of all the other "fun" of 2020, aliens arrive to invade the Earth.  What occurrence (either intentional or happenstance) causes them to flee?

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4 hours ago, BoloOfEarth said:

NT:  In the midst of all the other "fun" of 2020, aliens arrive to invade the Earth.  What occurrence (either intentional or happenstance) causes them to flee?

Their commanders are a little too stringent about the warnings of H.G. Wells.

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They get a Twitter login and discover exactly how batguano insane the average Earring really is.

 

(At least the ones who use Twitter.)

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19 hours ago, BoloOfEarth said:

 

Sorry, I didn't even think of that. 

 

NT:  In the midst of all the other "fun" of 2020, aliens arrive to invade the Earth.  What occurrence (either intentional or happenstance) causes them to flee?

 

When they arrive, they believe that they are looking into a funhouse mirror.  That scares them so much that they decide to flee.

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