Michael Hopcroft Posted July 1, 2020 Report Share Posted July 1, 2020 Since he isn't offering and it's been five days: NT: Subtle signs you employer is outsourcing all your phone support services to The Fictional Central Asian Republic of Gatchastan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 3, 2020 Report Share Posted July 3, 2020 On 6/30/2020 at 7:28 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs you employer is outsourcing all your phone support services to The Fictional Central Asian Republic of Gatchastan. "Phone it does not work properly? I go back to switchboard and whack it with dried camel's pizzle. Usually solve problem. What your prefix again?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 3, 2020 Report Share Posted July 3, 2020 On 6/30/2020 at 8:28 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs you employer is outsourcing all your phone support services to The Fictional Central Asian Republic of Gatchastan. You get better results than trying to call Microsoft customer support. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted July 4, 2020 Report Share Posted July 4, 2020 On 6/30/2020 at 10:28 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: Since he isn't offering and it's been five days: NT: Subtle signs you employer is outsourcing all your phone support services to The Fictional Central Asian Republic of Gatchastan. Your help line is staffed by a Nigerian prince who warns you that your Apple Cloud account has been hacked. NT: Wacky things the Fictional Central Asian Republic of Gatchastan did to avoid the coronavirus pandemic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted July 5, 2020 Report Share Posted July 5, 2020 21 hours ago, BoloOfEarth said: Your help line is staffed by a Nigerian prince who warns you that your Apple Cloud account has been hacked. NT: Wacky things the Fictional Central Asian Republic of Gatchastan did to avoid the coronavirus pandemic. Created an antitime bubble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 5, 2020 Report Share Posted July 5, 2020 21 hours ago, BoloOfEarth said: NT: Wacky things the Fictional Central Asian Republic of Gatchastan did to avoid the coronavirus pandemic. Had all their citizens ingest Lysol and take bleach intravenously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted July 5, 2020 Report Share Posted July 5, 2020 22 hours ago, BoloOfEarth said: NT: Wacky things the Fictional Central Asian Republic of Gatchastan did to avoid the coronavirus pandemic. Bubble wrap for everybody! NT: Surprises in the film version of Hamilton on Disney + Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 5, 2020 Report Share Posted July 5, 2020 1 hour ago, Psybolt said: NT: Surprises in the film version of Hamilton on Disney + The actors are all ice skating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 5, 2020 Report Share Posted July 5, 2020 15 hours ago, Psybolt said: NT: Surprises in the film version of Hamilton on Disney + King George does the pre-show no-cameras announcement. (He actually does.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 6, 2020 Report Share Posted July 6, 2020 On 7/4/2020 at 6:14 PM, Psybolt said: NT: Surprises in the film version of Hamilton on Disney + Spoiler Alert: the British win. NT: Subtle signs that it is, in fact, wrong to try and pick up girls in a dungeon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 6, 2020 Report Share Posted July 6, 2020 33 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs that it is, in fact, wrong to try and pick up girls in a dungeon. You have a Strength score of 7. Even if all she's wearing is light leather armor, you'll never get her off the ground. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted July 6, 2020 Report Share Posted July 6, 2020 The girl is a Mimic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted July 11, 2020 Report Share Posted July 11, 2020 On 7/5/2020 at 11:10 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: Spoiler Alert: the British win. NT: Subtle signs that it is, in fact, wrong to try and pick up girls in a dungeon. She actually has orcs for parents. NT: Scientists have identified the strange new moon that suddenly appeared. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 11, 2020 Report Share Posted July 11, 2020 13 minutes ago, Asperion said: NT: Scientists have identified the strange new moon that suddenly appeared. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted July 17, 2020 Report Share Posted July 17, 2020 On 7/10/2020 at 10:31 PM, Asperion said: NT: Scientists have identified the strange new moon that suddenly appeared. "Don't worry, it's just President Trump showing what he thinks of people criticizing him. That's why the new moon is orange." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted July 17, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 17, 2020 NT: Scientists have identified the strange new moon that suddenly appeared. "Yeah, sorry about that, Bob was eating mozzarella sticks near the lens again" NT: When Cheese meets SCIENCE (Mad or not) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 17, 2020 Report Share Posted July 17, 2020 1 hour ago, Hermit said: NT: When Cheese meets SCIENCE (Mad or not) A new brand of dairy-free cheeze cones out made of petroleum so it will keep forever.. And, wouldn't you know -- it becomes the only man-made substance to survive the extinction of all life forms on Earth. Tastes terrible, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 18, 2020 Report Share Posted July 18, 2020 SCIENCE eats the cheese because SCIENCE is the South Carolina Independent Entertainment Network Cheese Eaters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 18, 2020 Report Share Posted July 18, 2020 On 7/17/2020 at 12:40 PM, Hermit said: NT: When Cheese meets SCIENCE (Mad or not) We will finally learn why nothing, not even hot lava, burns the roof of your mouth like the hot cheese of a pizza. NT: Strongly implausible creature + endearing act combinations for appearing the Daily Dose of Cute thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted July 19, 2020 Report Share Posted July 19, 2020 2 hours ago, Cancer said: NT: Strongly implausible creature + endearing act combinations for appearing the Daily Dose of Cute thread. Kittens and crocodiles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 19, 2020 Report Share Posted July 19, 2020 7 hours ago, Cancer said: NT: Strongly implausible creature + endearing act combinations for appearing the Daily Dose of Cute thread. Pangolins knitting wool scarves for homeless children. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 19, 2020 Report Share Posted July 19, 2020 16 hours ago, Cancer said: NT: Strongly implausible creature + endearing act combinations for appearing the Daily Dose of Cute thread. A tiger and a penguin are best friends. How the tiger got to the Antarctic we will never know. NT: How a tiger gets to the Antarctic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted July 19, 2020 Report Share Posted July 19, 2020 19 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: How a tiger gets to the Antarctic. It took a left at Albuquerque. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 19, 2020 Report Share Posted July 19, 2020 2 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: How a tiger gets to the Antarctic. Practice, baby. Practice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 19, 2020 Report Share Posted July 19, 2020 3 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: How a tiger gets to the Antarctic. Practical joke at the ticket counter. "I want to go somewhere I don't have to worry about the d****d coronavirus! Don't care where!" NT: Things that happen to you while you're looking for the comet that no one else will believe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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