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On 6/30/2020 at 7:28 PM, Michael Hopcroft said:

NT: Subtle signs you employer is outsourcing all your phone support services to The Fictional Central Asian Republic of Gatchastan.

 

"Phone it does not work properly?  I go back to switchboard and whack it with dried camel's pizzle.  Usually solve problem.  What your prefix again?"

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On 6/30/2020 at 8:28 PM, Michael Hopcroft said:

NT: Subtle signs you employer is outsourcing all your phone support services to The Fictional Central Asian Republic of Gatchastan.

 

You get better results than trying to call Microsoft customer support.

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On 6/30/2020 at 10:28 PM, Michael Hopcroft said:

Since he isn't offering and it's been five days:

 

NT: Subtle signs you employer is outsourcing all your phone support services to The Fictional Central Asian Republic of Gatchastan.

 

Your help line is staffed by a Nigerian prince who warns you that your Apple Cloud account has been hacked. 

 

NT:  Wacky things the Fictional Central Asian Republic of Gatchastan did to avoid the coronavirus pandemic.

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21 hours ago, BoloOfEarth said:

 

Your help line is staffed by a Nigerian prince who warns you that your Apple Cloud account has been hacked. 

 

NT:  Wacky things the Fictional Central Asian Republic of Gatchastan did to avoid the coronavirus pandemic.

 

Created an antitime  bubble.

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21 hours ago, BoloOfEarth said:

NT:  Wacky things the Fictional Central Asian Republic of Gatchastan did to avoid the coronavirus pandemic.

 

Had all their citizens ingest Lysol and take bleach intravenously.

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33 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

NT: Subtle signs that it is, in fact, wrong to try and pick up girls in a dungeon.

 

You have a Strength score of 7. Even if all she's wearing is light leather armor, you'll never get her off the ground.

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On 7/5/2020 at 11:10 PM, Michael Hopcroft said:

Spoiler Alert: the British win.

 

NT: Subtle signs that it is, in fact, wrong to try and pick up girls in a dungeon.

 

She actually has orcs for parents.

 

NT: Scientists have identified the strange new  moon that suddenly appeared.

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On 7/17/2020 at 12:40 PM, Hermit said:

NT: When Cheese meets SCIENCE (Mad or not)

 

We will finally learn why nothing, not even hot lava, burns the roof of your mouth like the hot cheese of a pizza.

 

NT: Strongly implausible creature + endearing act combinations for appearing the Daily Dose of Cute thread.

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3 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

NT: How a tiger gets to the Antarctic.

 

Practical joke at the ticket counter.  "I want to go somewhere I don't have to worry about the d****d coronavirus!  Don't care where!"

 

NT: Things that happen to you while you're looking for the comet that no one else will believe.

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