Michael Hopcroft Posted July 25, 2020 Report Share Posted July 25, 2020 3 hours ago, Pariah said: The new Four Horsepersons of the Apocalypse: * War: Entitled folks who always want to speak to your manager * Famine: Keto/Paleo diet fanatics * Pestilence: Anti-vaxxers and Covidiots * Death: Climate change deniers New Topic: Who or what is the Fifth Horseperson of the Apocalypse? The desire to admire and emulate "Reality TV" stars, despite the term's self-contradictory nature. NT: Subtle signs your new lover is a dragon in disguise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 25, 2020 Report Share Posted July 25, 2020 1 hour ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs your new lover is a dragon in disguise. She smokes after...you know what? Never mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted July 26, 2020 Report Share Posted July 26, 2020 2 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs your new lover is a dragon in disguise. When you stay the night, you're sleeping atop a pile of gold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted July 26, 2020 Report Share Posted July 26, 2020 3 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: The desire to admire and emulate "Reality TV" stars, despite the term's self-contradictory nature. NT: Subtle signs your new lover is a dragon in disguise. The sparks that she claims to go able to make are literal. NT: Inappropriate things to do in a war room (cannot be the literal use in some form). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted July 26, 2020 Report Share Posted July 26, 2020 1 hour ago, Asperion said: NT: Inappropriate things to do in a war room (cannot be the literal use in some form). Hey, babe, they say all is fair in love and war so... (bow-chicka-bow-bow) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 26, 2020 Report Share Posted July 26, 2020 11 hours ago, Asperion said: NT: Inappropriate things to do in a war room (cannot be the literal use in some form). Stage the Sound of Music with full orchestra Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 26, 2020 Report Share Posted July 26, 2020 13 hours ago, Asperion said: NT: Inappropriate things to do in a war room (cannot be the literal use in some form). <John Blutarsky> FOOD FIGHT!!! </John Blutarsky> NT: "Behold, Evil-Doers! I am Stupid-Man!" Suggestions for Stupid-Man's power suite, ideally couched as HERO System power builds. SFX descriptions are important. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 26, 2020 Report Share Posted July 26, 2020 On 7/26/2020 at 7:46 AM, Cancer said: NT: "Behold, Evil-Doers! I am Stupid-Man!" Suggestions for Stupid-Man's power suite, ideally couched as HERO System power builds. SFX descriptions are important. INT Drain, Area Effect, No Conscious Control. I'm not sure that's a legal build, but there you go. Stupid-Man's mere presence makes everyone dumber and leads them to make stupid mistakes (which, since he's pretty dumb himself and his power affects his teammates too, are often not taken advantage of). [EDIT: Apparently INT cannot be drained. The mental attribute that can be drained is EGO. "Make everyone dumber" might be a special effect, or I may need to use some other power like Mind Control that limits cognitive awareness.] Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 26, 2020 Report Share Posted July 26, 2020 Off topic: Name it "Stupid Is As Stupid Does!" Make it NND, where the defense is inflicting at least 1 STUN to yourself with a physical attack, and saying "That smarts!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 1, 2020 Report Share Posted August 1, 2020 Bump. Obviously the first rule of Stupid-Man is that you don't talk about Stupid-Man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 2, 2020 Report Share Posted August 2, 2020 He believes he has PD 8/r20. He is mistaken. His career is likely to be short... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 3, 2020 Report Share Posted August 3, 2020 On 7/26/2020 at 8:46 AM, Cancer said: NT: "Behold, Evil-Doers! I am Stupid-Man!" Suggestions for Stupid-Man's power suite, ideally couched as HERO System power builds. SFX descriptions are important. He has both 3d6 Luck ('Dumb Luck,) and 3d6 Unluck ('Consequences'). New Topic: Foxbat is retiring. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 3, 2020 Report Share Posted August 3, 2020 6 minutes ago, Pariah said: New Topic: Foxbat is retiring. Why? Because it's 12:30am and he's exhausted from devising his latest Master Plan (tm) and needs to sleep. He'll be at it again in the morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 3, 2020 Report Share Posted August 3, 2020 11 minutes ago, Pariah said: New Topic: Foxbat is retiring. Why? Because the Trump administration is stealing all his beat jokes Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 3, 2020 Report Share Posted August 3, 2020 8 hours ago, Pariah said: He has both 3d6 Luck ('Dumb Luck,) and 3d6 Unluck ('Consequences'). New Topic: Foxbat is retiring. Why? He only wants everyone to think this so that he can take time to work on some truly amazing plan. NT: The DID has accidentally released some New pandemic on the world. What is it called this time and how will it work? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 8, 2020 Report Share Posted August 8, 2020 Anyone? And that was supposed to be CIA not what actually appeared in the preceding post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 8, 2020 Report Share Posted August 8, 2020 On 8/3/2020 at 4:46 PM, Asperion said: NT: The DID has accidentally released some New pandemic on the world. What is it called this time and how will it work? OVERLOD-666. It infects via social media, and induces brain death in lab rats and reality TV watchers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 8, 2020 Report Share Posted August 8, 2020 On 8/3/2020 at 5:46 PM, Asperion said: NT: The DID has accidentally released some New pandemic on the world. What is it called this time and how will it work? The new pandemic is called "Social Media" and it works quite well, thank you very much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 8, 2020 Report Share Posted August 8, 2020 On 8/3/2020 at 4:46 PM, Asperion said: He only wants everyone to think this so that he can take time to work on some truly amazing plan. NT: The DID has accidentally released some New pandemic on the world. What is it called this time and how will it work? The Plaid Death. Works by ruining the fashion sense of its sufferers, resulting in blindness and running into the path of NASCAR drivers. NT: Subtle signs the CIA has really botched their latest foreign intervention. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 10, 2020 Report Share Posted August 10, 2020 On 8/8/2020 at 9:24 AM, Michael Hopcroft said: The Plaid Death. Works by ruining the fashion sense of its sufferers, resulting in blindness and running into the path of NASCAR drivers. NT: Subtle signs the CIA has really botched their latest foreign intervention. The pamphlets that were used were printed on CIA letterhead paper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 10, 2020 Report Share Posted August 10, 2020 On 8/8/2020 at 8:24 AM, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs the CIA has really botched their latest foreign intervention. They have announced an Official Agency Theme Song. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 10, 2020 Report Share Posted August 10, 2020 On 8/8/2020 at 9:24 AM, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs the CIA has really botched their latest foreign intervention. It turns out that we went to war with Canada...and surrendered. New Topic: Unexpected consequences of having lost a war to Canada. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 10, 2020 Report Share Posted August 10, 2020 10 hours ago, Pariah said: New Topic: Unexpected consequences of having lost a war to Canada. Everyone gets healthcare at last! Whether they want it or not! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 10, 2020 Report Share Posted August 10, 2020 11 hours ago, Pariah said: New Topic: Unexpected consequences of having lost a war to Canada. All documents have to be offered in French as well as English and Spanish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted August 10, 2020 Report Share Posted August 10, 2020 13 hours ago, Pariah said: New Topic: Unexpected consequences of having lost a war to Canada. Tons of Sensitivity training NT: Ways Major League Baseball plans to punish Houston Astros for their cheating scandal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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