death tribble Posted August 10, 2020 Report Share Posted August 10, 2020 They get to play against NFL teams without the benefit of having anyone on the team being able to play American Football. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 10, 2020 Report Share Posted August 10, 2020 54 minutes ago, Psybolt said: NT: Ways Major League Baseball plans to punish Houston Astros for their cheating scandal "Strike Two! YER OUT!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted August 10, 2020 Report Share Posted August 10, 2020 14 hours ago, Cancer said: They have announced an Official Agency Theme Song. You should have put this link up instead. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted August 10, 2020 Report Share Posted August 10, 2020 1 hour ago, Psybolt said: NT: Ways Major League Baseball plans to punish Houston Astros for their cheating scandal Players must be blind, to prevent them from stealing signs from other teams. NT: The FBI / NSA / Homeland Security / pick-your-own-agency is jealous that the CIA got a theme song, so they want one too. What's their song? (Provide agency and song) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 10, 2020 Report Share Posted August 10, 2020 7 minutes ago, BoloOfEarth said: Players must be blind, to prevent them from stealing signs from other teams. NSA: "I've got a feeling somebody's watching you -- and it's us!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted August 12, 2020 Report Share Posted August 12, 2020 Of course, the BATF also has their theme song thanks to Weird Al. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 13, 2020 Report Share Posted August 13, 2020 On 8/10/2020 at 11:52 AM, BoloOfEarth said: NT: The FBI / NSA / Homeland Security / pick-your-own-agency is jealous that the CIA got a theme song, so they want one too. What's their song? (Provide agency and song) ICE adopts Stranglehold. NT: New and unexpected items found at the summer's farmer's market. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 13, 2020 Report Share Posted August 13, 2020 Just now, Cancer said: NT: New and unexpected items found at the summer's farmer's market. Free Range Raised Soylent Green. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 15, 2020 Report Share Posted August 15, 2020 The teeth of the hydra Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 15, 2020 Report Share Posted August 15, 2020 On 8/13/2020 at 12:20 PM, Cancer said: NT: New and unexpected items found at the summer's farmer's market. Fire-Roasted Everlasting Gobstoppers for that smoky flavor? NT: Subtle signs Disney Princesses are having a bad day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archer Posted August 16, 2020 Report Share Posted August 16, 2020 Sleeping Beauty opens her eyes, takes one look at your face, then hits the snooze button. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archer Posted August 16, 2020 Report Share Posted August 16, 2020 Princess Leia kisses Luke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 16, 2020 Report Share Posted August 16, 2020 1 hour ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs Disney Princesses are having a bad day. Snow White offers you a bite of her apple. New Topic: This is the perfect time to panic! Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted August 16, 2020 Report Share Posted August 16, 2020 4 minutes ago, Pariah said: New Topic: This is the perfect time to panic! Why? 2020 is just warming up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 16, 2020 Report Share Posted August 16, 2020 9 minutes ago, Pariah said: New Topic: This is the perfect time to panic! Why? Washington's been nuked, the aliens are advancing on New York, and you're a poor hapless grunt carrying a rifle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted August 16, 2020 Report Share Posted August 16, 2020 10 hours ago, Pariah said: New Topic: This is the perfect time to panic! Why? You realize that "2021" sounds like "2020 won". New Topic: The aliens have landed, and they're trying to win us over non-violently. What do they do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 16, 2020 Report Share Posted August 16, 2020 35 minutes ago, BoloOfEarth said: New Topic: The aliens have landed, and they're trying to win us over non-violently. What do they do? Flowers, chocolates, promises they don't intend to keep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 16, 2020 Report Share Posted August 16, 2020 They stop the New York Yankees, the New England Patriots, the Dallas Cowboys and the Clippers from winning championships Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 16, 2020 Report Share Posted August 16, 2020 5 hours ago, BoloOfEarth said: New Topic: The aliens have landed, and they're trying to win us over non-violently. What do they do? They re-engineer the planet to feed everyone and fatten us up ensure our future happiness. NT: Subtle signs you should not have slain this dragon after all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 16, 2020 Report Share Posted August 16, 2020 8 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs you should not have slain this dragon after all. You end up having to fight his mother in the sequel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 16, 2020 Report Share Posted August 16, 2020 1 hour ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs you should not have slain this dragon after all. You have heard the joke about the hunter who kills the black bear and is then confronted by a brown bear etc. Well same thing here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 17, 2020 Report Share Posted August 17, 2020 5 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: They re-engineer the planet to feed everyone and fatten us up ensure our future happiness. NT: Subtle signs you should not have slain this dragon after all. Afterwards you realize that your pet has disappeared. NT: Signs that you are on the wrong calendar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 17, 2020 Report Share Posted August 17, 2020 12 minutes ago, Asperion said: NT: Signs that you are on the wrong calendar. It's 29 Thermidor 227 and you still haven't done your taxes from 225, much less 226. Off with your head! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 17, 2020 Report Share Posted August 17, 2020 5 hours ago, Asperion said: NT: Signs that you are on the wrong calendar. It's April the 41st, being a quadruple leap year. (That calendar's only valid in Atlantis.) BoloOfEarth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 17, 2020 Report Share Posted August 17, 2020 22 hours ago, Asperion said: NT: Signs that you are on the wrong calendar. "Are you kidding me? This says my bill in due fifty years ago! I just bought the dang car last week!" "But are you sure it isn't 1970?" NT: Subtle signs you went to bed in 2020 and woke up in 1970. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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