Asperion Posted August 18, 2020 Report Share Posted August 18, 2020 2 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: "Are you kidding me? This says my bill in due fifty years ago! I just bought the dang car last week!" "But are you sure it isn't 1970?" NT: Subtle signs you went to bed in 2020 and woke up in 1970. Your bed has a flux capacitor located at the hear of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 18, 2020 Report Share Posted August 18, 2020 You wake up sporting a pr0n stache. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 18, 2020 Report Share Posted August 18, 2020 My old German shepherd is taking up the middle two-thirds of my bed. The rest of the bedroom is strewn with issues of Fantastic Four done by Jack Kirby and Joe Sinnott. EDIT: Doh, that's the third. Precious things from the summer of 1970 that you discover in a long-unexamined box. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 18, 2020 Report Share Posted August 18, 2020 A pristine copy of Chicago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted August 18, 2020 Report Share Posted August 18, 2020 12 hours ago, Cancer said: Precious things from the summer of 1970 that you discover in a long-unexamined box. My childhood innocence. I always wondered what happened to that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 18, 2020 Report Share Posted August 18, 2020 Brazil's third World Cup win. Complete with goals. NT: Odd things in the NHL playoffs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 18, 2020 Report Share Posted August 18, 2020 3 hours ago, death tribble said: NT: Odd things in the NHL playoffs The ice melts in the middle of the second period. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 19, 2020 Report Share Posted August 19, 2020 4 hours ago, death tribble said: NT: Odd things in the NHL playoffs Calgary hasn't been eliminated yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 19, 2020 Report Share Posted August 19, 2020 6 hours ago, death tribble said: NT: Odd things in the NHL playoffs The opening singer forgets the words to "The Star-Spangled Banner" and goes into "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life". NT: Subtle signs your friendly local Chief of Police no longer finds your super-heroic antics amusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 19, 2020 Report Share Posted August 19, 2020 3 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs your friendly local Chief of Police no longer finds your super-heroic antics amusing. "P*** off, Bruce." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted August 19, 2020 Report Share Posted August 19, 2020 16 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs your friendly local Chief of Police no longer finds your super-heroic antics amusing. He convinces the mayor to give you the Key to the City - made of Kryptonite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 20, 2020 Report Share Posted August 20, 2020 22 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: The opening singer forgets the words to "The Star-Spangled Banner" and goes into "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life". NT: Subtle signs your friendly local Chief of Police no longer finds your super-heroic antics amusing. When the next occurs, he lights up the signal for your arch enemy. NT: Signs that you are the star of a tv show and are unaware of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 20, 2020 Report Share Posted August 20, 2020 9 minutes ago, Asperion said: NT: Signs that you are the star of a tv show and are unaware of it. Random acts of violence and terror occur in your general vicinity on a daily basis, but somehow you never get blamed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 20, 2020 Report Share Posted August 20, 2020 1 hour ago, Asperion said: NT: Signs that you are the star of a tv show and are unaware of it. The frequency with which minor embarrassments occur to you compared to everyone around you is higher by a factor of at least a hundred, and you hear lots of laughter but don't actually see anyone laughing. Michael Hopcroft 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 24, 2020 Report Share Posted August 24, 2020 On 8/19/2020 at 7:31 PM, Asperion said: When the next occurs, he lights up the signal for your arch enemy. NT: Signs that you are the star of a tv show and are unaware of it. Whenever someone has a problem, everyone expects you to jump in and save the situation. Next poster determines the next topic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 24, 2020 Report Share Posted August 24, 2020 11 hours ago, Asperion said: Next poster determines the next topic. NT: Subtle signs your new landscape architect is out of their mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 24, 2020 Report Share Posted August 24, 2020 They want to have quicksands and Vietnam era booby traps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 24, 2020 Report Share Posted August 24, 2020 1 hour ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs your new landscape architect is out of their mind. Their blueprints look like they were designed by Escher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted August 24, 2020 Report Share Posted August 24, 2020 2 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs your new landscape architect is out of their mind. His name is Bergholt Stuttley "Bloody Stupid" Johnson. NT: Bloody Stupid Johnson just designed the new country club golf course. What "innovations" did he include (other than quicksand and Vietnam-era booby traps - props to DT)? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 24, 2020 Report Share Posted August 24, 2020 Lava flow traps. "The approach on the left is guarded by a forty-foot fire fountain...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted August 24, 2020 Report Share Posted August 24, 2020 oops - quoted instead of edit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted August 24, 2020 Report Share Posted August 24, 2020 The tipping footbridge that was not supposed to tip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 24, 2020 Report Share Posted August 24, 2020 5 hours ago, BoloOfEarth said: NT: Bloody Stupid Johnson just designed the new country club golf course. What "innovations" did he include (other than quicksand and Vietnam-era booby traps - props to DT)? A ninth hole that looks like it was designed by Escher. New Topic: An archaeologist 10,000 years from now finds an intact set of golf clubs. Minus any obvious context, what does he or she use them for? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 24, 2020 Report Share Posted August 24, 2020 21 minutes ago, Pariah said: A ninth hole that looks like it was designed by Escher. New Topic: An archaeologist 10,000 years from now finds an intact set of golf clubs. Minus any obvious context, what does he or she use them for? Thinking that they are articles of navigation, he starts to follow the directions that they state towards the destination. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 25, 2020 Report Share Posted August 25, 2020 1 hour ago, Pariah said: New Topic: An archaeologist 10,000 years from now finds an intact set of golf clubs. Minus any obvious context, what does he or she use them for? Hair ornaments for his genetically-engineered pet kaiju gorilla Konga. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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