death tribble Posted August 25, 2020 Report Share Posted August 25, 2020 Obviously they were walking sticks so he gives them to people with smaller hands. NT: How baseball celebrates the fact that a fast bowler has just achieved 600 wickets in cricket. (The more insane the better) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 26, 2020 Report Share Posted August 26, 2020 5 hours ago, death tribble said: NT: How baseball celebrates the fact that a fast bowler has just achieved 600 wickets in cricket. (The more insane the better) Goes to Wikipedia to look up what a 'wicket' is and why someone would want six hundred of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted August 27, 2020 Report Share Posted August 27, 2020 On 8/25/2020 at 5:46 PM, death tribble said: Obviously they were walking sticks so he gives them to people with smaller hands. NT: How baseball celebrates the fact that a fast bowler has just achieved 600 wickets in cricket. (The more insane the better) They get a ticket to picket the wicket in cricket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 27, 2020 Report Share Posted August 27, 2020 On 8/25/2020 at 2:46 PM, death tribble said: NT: How baseball celebrates the fact that a fast bowler has just achieved 600 wickets in cricket. (The more insane the better) Baseball wonders concernedly what a wicket is, given that you can get 600 of them into a cricket fast. I mean, that has to violate (or fulfill ) Rule 34 somehow. NT: Better options for fake spectators at major sporting events than static cardboard props. (Only real in-the-flesh people are disallowed.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 28, 2020 Report Share Posted August 28, 2020 2 hours ago, Cancer said: NT: Better options for fake spectators at major sporting events than static cardboard props. (Only real in-the-flesh people are disallowed.) Borrow "performers" from Delos and hope they don't kill too many of the players this time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 28, 2020 Report Share Posted August 28, 2020 4 hours ago, Cancer said: NT: Better options for fake spectators at major sporting events than static cardboard props. (Only real in-the-flesh people are disallowed.) Animtronic velociraptors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted August 28, 2020 Report Share Posted August 28, 2020 13 hours ago, Cancer said: NT: Better options for fake spectators at major sporting events than static cardboard props. (Only real in-the-flesh people are disallowed.) \ NT: What 2020 has in store for us in the final third of the year. (The wackier, the better.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 28, 2020 Report Share Posted August 28, 2020 1 hour ago, BoloOfEarth said: NT: What 2020 has in store for us in the final third of the year. (The wackier, the better.) Animatronic velociraptors. BoloOfEarth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 28, 2020 Report Share Posted August 28, 2020 3 hours ago, BoloOfEarth said: NT: What 2020 has in store for us in the final third of the year. (The wackier, the better.) What simulated below, but the red circle has a diameter of a kilometer or two. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 28, 2020 Report Share Posted August 28, 2020 10 hours ago, BoloOfEarth said: NT: What 2020 has in store for us in the final third of the year. (The wackier, the better.) Lemmings. Lots and lots of lemmings. This way to the cliff. NT: Subtle signs your attempts at cooking dinner for one are not working out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 28, 2020 Report Share Posted August 28, 2020 1 minute ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs your attempts at cooking dinner for one are not working out. You seem not to have a pot large enough for braising the Mastodon Shoulder Roast you got. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 29, 2020 Report Share Posted August 29, 2020 3 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: Lemmings. Lots and lots of lemmings. This way to the cliff. NT: Subtle signs your attempts at cooking dinner for one are not working out. The judge is the garbage disposal, and it rejected the offer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted August 30, 2020 Report Share Posted August 30, 2020 On 8/28/2020 at 6:09 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: Lemmings. Lots and lots of lemmings. This way to the cliff. So, basically, the November elections. On 8/28/2020 at 6:09 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs your attempts at cooking dinner for one are not working out. The all-you-can-eat buffet with a choice of six different entrees. NT: Subtle signs you've been cooped up in your home / apartment too long due to COVID-19. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 30, 2020 Report Share Posted August 30, 2020 1 hour ago, BoloOfEarth said: NT: Subtle signs you've been cooped up in your home / apartment too long due to COVID-19. You find yourself inventing sick ideas like Ignatz the Wizard uses Bigby's Digital Rectal Exam! EDIT: ... AND you giggle for hours thinking it is riotously funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 30, 2020 Report Share Posted August 30, 2020 12 hours ago, BoloOfEarth said: NT: Subtle signs you've been cooped up in your home / apartment too long due to COVID-19. You normally seat your Hatsune Miku body pillow at the breakfast table and offer her toast and jam which, being an inanimate object, she does not eat. Only this time she DOES eat it. L. Marcus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted September 4, 2020 Report Share Posted September 4, 2020 On 8/29/2020 at 9:19 PM, BoloOfEarth said: So, basically, the November elections. The all-you-can-eat buffet with a choice of six different entrees. NT: Subtle signs you've been cooped up in your home / apartment too long due to COVID-19. That song in your shower suddenly gets an applause, from the toilet and sink! NT: Crazy uses for the Infinity Gauntlet (crazier, wackier the better). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 4, 2020 Report Share Posted September 4, 2020 17 minutes ago, Asperion said: NT: Crazy uses for the Infinity Gauntlet (crazier, wackier the better). Getting immediate answers for your homework assignments on Taylor (and other infinite) series. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 4, 2020 Report Share Posted September 4, 2020 34 minutes ago, Asperion said: NT: Crazy uses for the Infinity Gauntlet (crazier, wackier the better). Rearranging the timeline so that you can go back and know exactly what to say that one time you accidentally ran into Taylor Swift. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 4, 2020 Report Share Posted September 4, 2020 (edited) 13 hours ago, Asperion said: NT: Crazy uses for the Infinity Gauntlet (crazier, wackier the better). Finally finding out, once and for all, whether the last counting number is odd or even. NT: You can't blow the brick house down, so how are you going to finally get those dang pigs once and for all? Edited September 4, 2020 by Michael Hopcroft Rather important spelling error Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted September 4, 2020 Report Share Posted September 4, 2020 12 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: You can blow the brick house down, so how are you going to finally get those dang pigs once and for all? There's always the nuclear option. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 4, 2020 Report Share Posted September 4, 2020 Trick them out with the three sexy sows Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 4, 2020 Report Share Posted September 4, 2020 13 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: You can't blow the brick house down, so how are you going to finally get those dang pigs once and for all? I'm not going to get them out. I'm going to seal them in with a few more bricks and the promise of a small cask of wine. New Topic: They've just decided to make an audiobook of your autobiography! Who's reading it? Michael Hopcroft 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 4, 2020 Report Share Posted September 4, 2020 2 minutes ago, Pariah said: New Topic: They've just decided to make an audiobook of your autobiography! Who's reading it? Donald Duck, which should improve the clarity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 4, 2020 Report Share Posted September 4, 2020 52 minutes ago, Pariah said: New Topic: They've just decided to make an audiobook of your autobiography! Who's reading it? My students (and only my students), who are quizzed on it. And I get a cut of sales. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted September 5, 2020 Author Report Share Posted September 5, 2020 [QUOTE]They've just decided to make an audiobook of your autobiography! [/QUOTE] Me! So I'll have a chance for Rebuttal [QUOTE]Who's reading it?[/QUOTE] Same answer! NEW TOPIC: If you were a tree... what horrible fate would await you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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