Michael Hopcroft Posted September 5, 2020 Report Share Posted September 5, 2020 13 minutes ago, Hermit said: [NEW TOPIC: If you were a tree... what horrible fate would await you? One word: Charmin. Hermit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 5, 2020 Report Share Posted September 5, 2020 Being cut down and dissected to provide fodder for some poor high school science teacher's Masters degree project. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 5, 2020 Report Share Posted September 5, 2020 13 hours ago, Hermit said: NEW TOPIC: If you were a tree... what horrible fate would await you? I'd be taken to a Tree Museum where I'm be surrounded by folks who paid a dollar and a half to get in. NT: More subtle signs you're Spider-Man and don't know it. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted September 5, 2020 Author Report Share Posted September 5, 2020 25 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: More subtle signs you're Spider-Man and don't know it. Sudden warnings when ever I'm about to make contact with my family and learn what's gone wrong NOW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 5, 2020 Report Share Posted September 5, 2020 The editor of a newspaper keeps giving you grief Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted September 5, 2020 Report Share Posted September 5, 2020 5 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: I'd be taken to a Tree Museum where I'm be surrounded by folks who paid a dollar and a half to get in. NT: More subtle signs you're Spider-Man and don't know it. Your best friend turns out to be your greatest enemy. NT: That visitor turns out to be from somewhere else. Where are the visitor from and what do you do while the visitor is around? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 7, 2020 Report Share Posted September 7, 2020 On 9/5/2020 at 1:46 PM, Asperion said: NT: That visitor turns out to be from somewhere else. Where are the visitor from and what do you do while the visitor is around? He's from Kenosha. And I'll be walking on eggshells around him because he's armed to the teeth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 7, 2020 Report Share Posted September 7, 2020 On 9/5/2020 at 2:46 PM, Asperion said: NT: That visitor turns out to be from somewhere else. Where are the visitor from and what do you do while the visitor is around? That visitor is from grid Epsilon, 23rd century. I will listen to the visitor, because the visitor is Susan Ivanova and God sent her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 11, 2020 Report Share Posted September 11, 2020 Are you sure she isn;t God herself? On 9/5/2020 at 1:46 PM, Asperion said: NT: That visitor turns out to be from somewhere else. Where are the visitor from and what do you do while the visitor is around? He came from a future world where furniture does not exist but antigravity technology does. Which is why he has such an easy time kidnapping the King of Sweden who is always sleeping uninvited on my couch, but occasionally crashes into the kitchen table from an oblique angle. NT: In a future world where furniture does not exist but antigravity technology does, how do people adapt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 11, 2020 Report Share Posted September 11, 2020 32 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: In a future world where furniture does not exist but antigravity technology does, how do people adapt? People manage just fine, but cats nearly are extinct when there is no ability to settle in where the humans are used to sleeping. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 11, 2020 Report Share Posted September 11, 2020 14 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: In a future world where furniture does not exist but antigravity technology does, how do people adapt? Lots more of this kind of thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 11, 2020 Report Share Posted September 11, 2020 15 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: In a future world where furniture does not exist but antigravity technology does, how do people adapt? Um, lower pregnancy and birth rates, maybe? New Topic: Things that are actually made easier by a world where furniture does not exist but antigravity technology does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 11, 2020 Report Share Posted September 11, 2020 8 minutes ago, Pariah said: New Topic: Things that are actually made easier by a world where furniture does not exist but antigravity technology does. Sending conspiracy theory believers to the Moon so they can see the Apollo sites for themselves. I consider bringing them back to be at best optional. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 11, 2020 Report Share Posted September 11, 2020 23 minutes ago, Pariah said: Um, lower pregnancy and birth rates, maybe? New Topic: Things that are actually made easier by a world where furniture does not exist but antigravity technology does. Owning a cat. Though it won't be nearly as much fun for the cat unless you give her antigrav technology too. Then sit lie back and watch the fun! 14 minutes ago, Cancer said: Sending conspiracy theory believers to the Moon so they can see the Apollo sites for themselves. I consider bringing them back to be at best optional. Spacesuits optional. BoloOfEarth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 13, 2020 Report Share Posted September 13, 2020 On 9/11/2020 at 12:08 PM, Pariah said: New Topic: Things that are actually made easier by a world where furniture does not exist but antigravity technology does. Getting out of an apartment fire. Think about it. You can;t bump into anything while crawling on the floor, and antigrav means that you can get out via any window, not just a window with a fire escape. NT: Subtle signs there are too many wildfires in your state. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Asperion Posted September 16, 2020 Report Share Posted September 16, 2020 On 9/13/2020 at 3:29 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: Getting out of an apartment fire. Think about it. You can;t bump into anything while crawling on the floor, and antigrav means that you can get out via any window, not just a window with a fire escape. NT: Subtle signs there are too many wildfires in your state. Your power bill is reduced due to the loss of the power station. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 16, 2020 Report Share Posted September 16, 2020 On 9/13/2020 at 10:29 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs there are too many wildfires in your state. The fact that no-one else is cos-playing as a member of the Legion of Superheroes NT: Halloween is cancelled due to the virus. When is it held instead ? (the more sacrilegious the better) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 16, 2020 Report Share Posted September 16, 2020 1 hour ago, death tribble said: The fact that no-one else is cos-playing as a member of the Legion of Superheroes NT: Halloween is cancelled due to the virus. When is it held instead ? (the more sacrilegious the better) April 4, 2021. (That's the date for next Easter in the Western chruches.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted September 16, 2020 Report Share Posted September 16, 2020 1 hour ago, death tribble said: NT: Halloween is cancelled due to the virus. When is it held instead ? (the more sacrilegious the better) Gillian Anderson's birthday. (Hey, I figure that's sacrilegious to Death Tribble...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 16, 2020 Report Share Posted September 16, 2020 2 hours ago, death tribble said: The fact that no-one else is cos-playing as a member of the Legion of Superheroes NT: Halloween is cancelled due to the virus. When is it held instead ? (the more sacrilegious the better) March 29, 2021, Holi in Hinduism. The next day, India declares war on the West. NT: Subtle signs declaring war on the Fictional Central Asian Republic of Gatchastan is looking like a mistake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted September 16, 2020 Report Share Posted September 16, 2020 38 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs declaring war on the Fictional Central Asian Republic of Gatchastan is looking like a mistake. The 2nd amendment to their constitution gives their citizens the individual right to bear nuclear arms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 16, 2020 Report Share Posted September 16, 2020 1 hour ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs declaring war on the Fictional Central Asian Republic of Gatchastan is looking like a mistake. A thorough study of the nation's history reveals that their most frequently-used and most effective weapon is small incendiary devices that start million-acre wildfires. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted September 17, 2020 Report Share Posted September 17, 2020 8 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: March 29, 2021, Holi in Hinduism. The next day, India declares war on the West. NT: Subtle signs declaring war on the Fictional Central Asian Republic of Gatchastan is looking like a mistake. When they say "Lets rumble!", they are literal. A small example is on 21 December 2010 outside Japan. NT: A method has been discovered that reduces humans to Smurf size and it has been done to you. What do you do now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 17, 2020 Report Share Posted September 17, 2020 2 hours ago, Asperion said: NT: A method has been discovered that reduces humans to Smurf size and it has been done to you. What do you do now? Infiltrate at will and plant my own network of surveillance devices in places no normal-size human can reach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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