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It involves Rush Limbaugh, Roseanne Barr, Justin Beiber, Miley Cyrus, quick drying cement and a pair of oranges

Knowing that the President loves coal, Santa fills his stocking with solar panels.

The President rubbed his eyes tiredly.  "These aliens make no sense at all!  Even though they speak perfect English, communicating with them is like chewing tinfoil attached to a car battery!  Who can

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I'd be taken to a Tree Museum where I'm be surrounded by folks who paid a dollar and a half to get in.

 

NT: More subtle signs you're Spider-Man and don't know it.

 

Your best friend turns out to be your greatest enemy.

 

NT: That visitor turns out to be from somewhere else. Where are the visitor from and what do you do while the visitor is around?

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On 9/5/2020 at 2:46 PM, Asperion said:

NT: That visitor turns out to be from somewhere else. Where are the visitor from and what do you do while the visitor is around?

 

That visitor is from grid Epsilon, 23rd century. I will listen to the visitor, because the visitor is Susan Ivanova and God sent her.

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Are you sure she isn;t God herself?

 

On 9/5/2020 at 1:46 PM, Asperion said:

NT: That visitor turns out to be from somewhere else. Where are the visitor from and what do you do while the visitor is around?

He came from a future world where furniture does not exist but antigravity technology does. Which is why he has such an easy time kidnapping the King of Sweden who is always sleeping uninvited on my couch, but occasionally crashes into the kitchen table from an oblique angle.

 

NT: In a future world where furniture does not exist but antigravity technology does, how do people adapt?

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32 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

NT: In a future world where furniture does not exist but antigravity technology does, how do people adapt?

 

People manage just fine, but cats nearly are extinct when there is no ability to settle in where the humans are used to sleeping.

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15 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

NT: In a future world where furniture does not exist but antigravity technology does, how do people adapt?

 

Um, lower pregnancy and birth rates, maybe?

 

New Topic: Things that are actually made easier by a world where furniture does not exist but antigravity technology does.

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8 minutes ago, Pariah said:

New Topic: Things that are actually made easier by a world where furniture does not exist but antigravity technology does.

 

Sending conspiracy theory believers to the Moon so they can see the Apollo sites for themselves.  I consider bringing them back to be at best optional.

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23 minutes ago, Pariah said:

 

Um, lower pregnancy and birth rates, maybe?

 

New Topic: Things that are actually made easier by a world where furniture does not exist but antigravity technology does.

Owning a cat. Though it won't be nearly as much fun for the cat unless you give her antigrav technology too. Then sit lie back and watch the fun!

14 minutes ago, Cancer said:

 

Sending conspiracy theory believers to the Moon so they can see the Apollo sites for themselves.  I consider bringing them back to be at best optional.

Spacesuits optional.

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On 9/11/2020 at 12:08 PM, Pariah said:

New Topic: Things that are actually made easier by a world where furniture does not exist but antigravity technology does.

Getting out of an apartment fire.

 

Think about it. You can;t bump into anything while crawling on the floor, and antigrav means that you can get out via any window, not just a window with a fire escape.

 

NT: Subtle signs there are too many wildfires in your state.

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On 9/13/2020 at 3:29 PM, Michael Hopcroft said:

Getting out of an apartment fire.

 

Think about it. You can;t bump into anything while crawling on the floor, and antigrav means that you can get out via any window, not just a window with a fire escape.

 

NT: Subtle signs there are too many wildfires in your state.

 

Your power bill is reduced due to the loss of the power station.

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1 hour ago, death tribble said:

The fact that no-one else is cos-playing as a member of the Legion of Superheroes

 

NT: Halloween is cancelled due to the virus. When is it held instead ? (the more sacrilegious the better)

 

April 4, 2021.  (That's the date for next Easter in the Western chruches.)

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2 hours ago, death tribble said:

The fact that no-one else is cos-playing as a member of the Legion of Superheroes

 

NT: Halloween is cancelled due to the virus. When is it held instead ? (the more sacrilegious the better)

March 29, 2021, Holi in Hinduism. The next day, India declares war on the West.

 

NT: Subtle signs declaring war on the Fictional Central Asian Republic of Gatchastan is looking like a mistake.

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NT: Subtle signs declaring war on the Fictional Central Asian Republic of Gatchastan is looking like a mistake.

 

A thorough study of the nation's history reveals that their most frequently-used and most effective weapon is small incendiary devices that start million-acre wildfires.

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8 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

March 29, 2021, Holi in Hinduism. The next day, India declares war on the West.

 

NT: Subtle signs declaring war on the Fictional Central Asian Republic of Gatchastan is looking like a mistake.

 

When they say "Lets rumble!", they are literal. A small example is on 21 December 2010 outside Japan.

 

NT: A method has been discovered that reduces humans to Smurf size and it has been done to you. What do you do now?

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2 hours ago, Asperion said:

NT: A method has been discovered that reduces humans to Smurf size and it has been done to you. What do you do now?

 

Infiltrate at will and plant my own network of surveillance devices in places no normal-size human can reach.

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