Michael Hopcroft Posted September 17, 2020 Report Share Posted September 17, 2020 Look over my shoulder to see if Gargamel is around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sveta8 Posted September 17, 2020 Report Share Posted September 17, 2020 Redefine the housing market. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 17, 2020 Report Share Posted September 17, 2020 Pssst ... Sveta8, that's the third response. You get to proclaim the next theme. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted September 23, 2020 Report Share Posted September 23, 2020 New Topic: The wacky reason Sveta8 wasn't able to post a new topic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 23, 2020 Report Share Posted September 23, 2020 The Toontown Police Department gave him the stern warning to clean up his act or to have it cleaned up for him with the Dip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted September 23, 2020 Author Report Share Posted September 23, 2020 Communists! Mercenary Communists! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 23, 2020 Report Share Posted September 23, 2020 He mistakenly believes he has crossed into the Twilight Zone. Unless this actually is the Twilight Zone, in which case we're all jusy waiting for rod Serling to sum everything up after the Big Twist and then turn off the camers and go home. NT: Subtle signs that this actually is the Twilight Zone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 23, 2020 Report Share Posted September 23, 2020 Pandemic, global climate change, national leaders knowingly ignoring real events and knowledgeable advice for reasons of self-aggrandizement, ... Yeah, we're there. ... and as the song says, the beer is gone and the gun's still warm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted September 24, 2020 Report Share Posted September 24, 2020 4 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: He mistakenly believes he has crossed into the Twilight Zone. Unless this actually is the Twilight Zone, in which case we're all jusy waiting for rod Serling to sum everything up after the Big Twist and then turn off the camers and go home. NT: Subtle signs that this actually is the Twilight Zone. Whenever anything happens, it is narrated by Rod Sterling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 24, 2020 Report Share Posted September 24, 2020 That thing on the wing that no-one else believes in NT: Those wacky Russians are going to hack more elections. Only the ones they choose are not sensible like politicians. Which elections and why ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 24, 2020 Report Share Posted September 24, 2020 The Whitman County Fair's election of this year's Lentil Queen, because Ellie Sue Svinopossovsky sent a note to her 2nd cousin once removed Benevolent Dictator for Life Vladimir Putin asking for a special favor for her 15th birthday. death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 24, 2020 Report Share Posted September 24, 2020 49 minutes ago, death tribble said: NT: Those wacky Russians are going to hack more elections. Only the ones they choose are not sensible like politicians. Which elections and why ? The Hugos, because everybody hacks the Hugos and they didn't want to feel left out. death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted September 24, 2020 Report Share Posted September 24, 2020 It's not an election, per se, but Vlad really, *really* wants to see Trolls World Tour win a Best Picture Oscar. NT: I'm getting major work done in my basement next week, including jackhammering up some concrete. What surprising things are the workers going to find buried in the concrete? death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted September 24, 2020 Report Share Posted September 24, 2020 3 minutes ago, BoloOfEarth said: It's not an election, per se, but Vlad really, *really* wants to see Trolls World Tour win a Best Picture Oscar. NT: I'm getting major work done in my basement next week, including jackhammering up some concrete. What surprising things are the workers going to find buried in the concrete? Daughter of Cthulhu BoloOfEarth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 24, 2020 Report Share Posted September 24, 2020 6 minutes ago, BoloOfEarth said: NT: I'm getting major work done in my basement next week, including jackhammering up some concrete. What surprising things are the workers going to find buried in the concrete? The corpses of the cast of Trolls World Tour. BoloOfEarth and Pariah 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 24, 2020 Report Share Posted September 24, 2020 28 minutes ago, BoloOfEarth said: NT: I'm getting major work done in my basement next week, including jackhammering up some concrete. What surprising things are the workers going to find buried in the concrete? A box containing Michigan J. Frog. NT: Suggest rules to be included in the as-yet-uninvented game of Gnatpuckey, of which only one thing is set in stone: The game is played by two players, in an empty garage with open rafters, a concrete floor, a bouncy ball, and a half-full bucket of sand in the middle of the floor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 24, 2020 Report Share Posted September 24, 2020 27 minutes ago, Cancer said: NT: Suggest rules to be included in the as-yet-uninvented game of Gnatpuckey, of which only one thing is set in stone: The game is played by two players, in an empty garage with open rafters, a concrete floor, a bouncy ball, and a half-full bucket of sand in the middle of the floor. The players wear wireless headphones. The penalty for committing a foul is that they (and they alone) have to listen to three minutes of a Nickelback song of the umpire's choosing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 24, 2020 Report Share Posted September 24, 2020 Rain cannot stop play. Tornadoes and firestorms can Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 26, 2020 Report Share Posted September 26, 2020 On 9/24/2020 at 1:07 PM, Cancer said: NT: Suggest rules to be included in the as-yet-uninvented game of Gnatpuckey, of which only one thing is set in stone: The game is played by two players, in an empty garage with open rafters, a concrete floor, a bouncy ball, and a half-full bucket of sand in the middle of the floor. Two men enter, one man leaves. NT: Subtle signs the person you hired to prepare your house for winter is out of their mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 26, 2020 Report Share Posted September 26, 2020 They are planning a ski jump and slalom course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted October 2, 2020 Report Share Posted October 2, 2020 On 9/26/2020 at 10:43 AM, Michael Hopcroft said: Two men enter, one man leaves. NT: Subtle signs the person you hired to prepare your house for winter is out of their mind. They believe that it will be built on the moon Titan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 8, 2020 Report Share Posted October 8, 2020 On 9/26/2020 at 9:43 AM, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs the person you hired to prepare your house for winter is out of their mind. "Which empowering demons would you prefer I summon for keeping the furnaces warm? Actually, I know the best ones, but I was wondering what money is in your budget for the sacrificial offerings." NT: Subtle signs the person creating this new theme is out of his mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 8, 2020 Report Share Posted October 8, 2020 He thinks a Freudian slip is one of his mother's undergarments. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 8, 2020 Report Share Posted October 8, 2020 They can't decide whether to plaigarize "Jump" or plaigarize "Rainy Day Women #12 & 35" for background music. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted October 8, 2020 Report Share Posted October 8, 2020 17 hours ago, Cancer said: "Which empowering demons would you prefer I summon for keeping the furnaces warm? Actually, I know the best ones, but I was wondering what money is in your budget for the sacrificial offerings." NT: Subtle signs the person creating this new theme is out of his mind. He believes that conversations with Lucifer is normal. NT: Typical line items on Trump's itinerary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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