Asperion Posted October 18, 2020 Report Share Posted October 18, 2020 On 10/14/2020 at 7:44 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: If the travails of Doofenschmirtz Evil Inc. are worth anything, duck-billed platypi. NT: Way to take over the Tri-State Area that, like those of Dr. Doofenschmirtz, will fail before they begin. Follow the Trump Plan - make everyone totally love everything you do completely, or else destroy them completely. NT: Reasons that your latest attempt to become the newest superbeing will not be the success that you expect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 18, 2020 Report Share Posted October 18, 2020 1 hour ago, Asperion said: NT: Reasons that your latest attempt to become the newest superbeing will not be the success that you expect. You think the ghost of Friedrich Nietzsche guides you to glory. You are mistaken. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 19, 2020 Report Share Posted October 19, 2020 23 hours ago, Asperion said: NT: Reasons that your latest attempt to become the newest superbeing will not be the success that you expect. You lost a sign in the exponent when computing the number of particle interactions that result inside your Power-Inducing Neutrino Bombardment Chamber. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 19, 2020 Report Share Posted October 19, 2020 On 10/18/2020 at 3:46 PM, Asperion said: NT: Reasons that your latest attempt to become the newest superbeing will not be the success that you expect. You didn't seriously expect to find a Power Ring in a Cracker Jack box, did you? New Topic: Truly bizarre things to find in a Cracker Jack box. (Difficulty: 'Power Rings", 'Cracker Jacks', and 'Something edible' are right out.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 20, 2020 Report Share Posted October 20, 2020 18 hours ago, Pariah said: New Topic: Truly bizarre things to find in a Cracker Jack box. (Difficulty: 'Power Rings", 'Cracker Jacks', and 'Something edible' are right out.) Granola. Yes, I know it's supposed to be healthier, but still... Granola... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tombrown803 Posted October 20, 2020 Report Share Posted October 20, 2020 An honest political add Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 20, 2020 Report Share Posted October 20, 2020 23 hours ago, Pariah said: New Topic: Truly bizarre things to find in a Cracker Jack box. (Difficulty: 'Power Rings", 'Cracker Jacks', and 'Something edible' are right out.) A live snark. Or maybe a boojum. Depends on how lucky you are. NT: The original snark hunters were the Bellman, Barrister, Broker, Banker, Billiard-maker, Butcher, Baker, Boots, Beaver, and the maker of Bonnets and Hoods. Suggest several (at least three) replacement hunters for an updated-to-2020 version of the Hunters of the Snark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 20, 2020 Report Share Posted October 20, 2020 1 hour ago, Cancer said: NT: The original snark hunters were the Bellman, Barrister, Broker, Banker, Billiard-maker, Butcher, Baker, Boots, Beaver, and the maker of Bonnets and Hoods. Suggest several (at least three) replacement hunters for an updated-to-2020 version of the Hunters of the Snark. The Barista, the Bellringer, and the Bomber Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted October 21, 2020 Report Share Posted October 21, 2020 17 hours ago, Cancer said: NT: The original snark hunters were the Bellman, Barrister, Broker, Banker, Billiard-maker, Butcher, Baker, Boots, Beaver, and the maker of Bonnets and Hoods. Suggest several (at least three) replacement hunters for an updated-to-2020 version of the Hunters of the Snark. The Unemployed, Furloughed, and On Extended Leave. Because 2020 has made sure there are plenty of those around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 21, 2020 Report Share Posted October 21, 2020 20 hours ago, Cancer said: NT: The original snark hunters were the Bellman, Barrister, Broker, Banker, Billiard-maker, Butcher, Baker, Boots, Beaver, and the maker of Bonnets and Hoods. Suggest several (at least three) replacement hunters for an updated-to-2020 version of the Hunters of the Snark. The Senator, the Judge, and the Candidate. Who will probably all find the boojums. (Was there actually a Snark in the first place?) NT: Subtle signs you are Loki (Marvel version) and don't know it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 21, 2020 Report Share Posted October 21, 2020 23 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs you are Loki (Marvel version) and don't know it. Some big green dude just grabbed me and thrashed me against the floor a dozen or so times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted October 22, 2020 Report Share Posted October 22, 2020 5 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: The Senator, the Judge, and the Candidate. Who will probably all find the boojums. (Was there actually a Snark in the first place?) NT: Subtle signs you are Loki (Marvel version) and don't know it. Some guy with a large hammer appears before you and claims (with a mean sneer) that he's your brother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 28, 2020 Report Share Posted October 28, 2020 On 10/21/2020 at 11:42 AM, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs you are Loki (Marvel version) and don't know it. I have a bizarre, grossly heavy and utterly imbalanced headgear with two big-a** horns on the forehead part. NT: You've been possessed by an otherworldly entity! But ... when the exorcist team arrives, they declare that they're not going to do anything about it, because it's an improvement. What humiliating thing is now controlling you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted October 29, 2020 Report Share Posted October 29, 2020 23 hours ago, Cancer said: I have a bizarre, grossly heavy and utterly imbalanced headgear with two big-a** horns on the forehead part. NT: You've been possessed by an otherworldly entity! But ... when the exorcist team arrives, they declare that they're not going to do anything about it, because it's an improvement. What humiliating thing is now controlling you? Chtulhu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 29, 2020 Report Share Posted October 29, 2020 23 hours ago, Cancer said: NT: You've been possessed by an otherworldly entity! But ... when the exorcist team arrives, they declare that they're not going to do anything about it, because it's an improvement. What humiliating thing is now controlling you? Starscream Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 29, 2020 Report Share Posted October 29, 2020 On 10/27/2020 at 7:01 PM, Cancer said: NT: You've been possessed by an otherworldly entity! But ... when the exorcist team arrives, they declare that they're not going to do anything about it, because it's an improvement. What humiliating thing is now controlling you? Donald Trump's hairpiece. New Topic: We finally figured out what's wrong with 2020: one of Foxbat's Master Plans actually worked! What does the rest of the year have in store for us? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 29, 2020 Report Share Posted October 29, 2020 14 minutes ago, Pariah said: New Topic: We finally figured out what's wrong with 2020: one of Foxbat's Master Plans actually worked! What does the rest of the year have in store for us? Foxbat is so unsatisfied with how his Master Plan worked out that he launches another Master Plan, of an entirely different type, to undo what little the original plan achieved. This one involves hanging chads. Unfortunately his minions interpret it as "hang Chad", and are scouring the countryside looking for Chads to string up for no significant reason besides their names. Oddly enough, they don't actually find any. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 29, 2020 Report Share Posted October 29, 2020 1 hour ago, Pariah said: New Topic: We finally figured out what's wrong with 2020: one of Foxbat's Master Plans actually worked! What does the rest of the year have in store for us? Continent-wide power grid failure due to solar storms and the Russians stealing the magnetic pole away from Canada, about the time the first arctic front comes down in the third week in December. That and a crusade against boxer shorts and crop tops on fat guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted November 2, 2020 Report Share Posted November 2, 2020 On 10/28/2020 at 10:46 PM, Pariah said: Donald Trump's hairpiece. New Topic: We finally figured out what's wrong with 2020: one of Foxbat's Master Plans actually worked! What does the rest of the year have in store for us? Claims that he can guarantee victory for President Trump on Tuesday with this great concept. NT: You have won the Pokemon championship. What is your acceptance like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 2, 2020 Report Share Posted November 2, 2020 A bloodbath on an epic scale what ? You knew that I hang around with Lolth.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 3, 2020 Report Share Posted November 3, 2020 4 hours ago, Asperion said: NT: You have won the Pokemon championship. What is your acceptance like? I'd be too busy running away from Officer Jenny and her animal cruelty warrant to make an acceptance speech. Seriously doesn't anyone in that world have even a grain of conscience? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 6, 2020 Report Share Posted November 6, 2020 On 11/2/2020 at 11:56 AM, Asperion said: NT: You have won the Pokemon championship. What is your acceptance like? "It took years to hone my skills, gather my Pokemon, and get them prepared. To do that took a lot of extra-curricular actions. So thank you for all you have done for me, Team Rocket!" NT: Subtle signs the villains you are fighting are actually on your side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 6, 2020 Report Share Posted November 6, 2020 They're trying to remove a corrupt autocrat from your nation's highest office. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted November 9, 2020 Report Share Posted November 9, 2020 On 11/6/2020 at 10:36 AM, Michael Hopcroft said: "It took years to hone my skills, gather my Pokemon, and get them prepared. To do that took a lot of extra-curricular actions. So thank you for all you have done for me, Team Rocket!" NT: Subtle signs the villains you are fighting are actually on your side. When you attempt to arrest them, the officers complain about heroes going bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 18, 2020 Report Share Posted November 18, 2020 On 11/6/2020 at 10:36 AM, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs the villains you are fighting are actually on your side. "Look, it's our world too. We can't take it over if some purple-chinned nihilist just wipes it out." New Topic: The first human explorers on Mars make a horrific discovery in a cave--a human skeleton and four words scratched into the cave wall. What are the four words? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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