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On 10/14/2020 at 7:44 PM, Michael Hopcroft said:

If the travails of Doofenschmirtz Evil Inc. are worth anything, duck-billed platypi.

 

NT: Way to take over the Tri-State Area that, like those of Dr. Doofenschmirtz, will fail before they begin.

 

Follow the Trump Plan - make everyone totally love everything you do completely, or else destroy them completely.

 

NT: Reasons that your latest attempt to become the newest superbeing will not be the success that you expect.

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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat     Because math is so hard!  

None. Change is bad. Unless they say otherwise. In any case, it's better to leave that for the private sector. Unless it's a lightbulb in Benghazi and then the woman must be pilloried for hours. And i

23 hours ago, Asperion said:

NT: Reasons that your latest attempt to become the newest superbeing will not be the success that you expect.

 

You lost a sign in the exponent when computing the number of particle interactions that result inside your Power-Inducing Neutrino Bombardment Chamber.

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On 10/18/2020 at 3:46 PM, Asperion said:

NT: Reasons that your latest attempt to become the newest superbeing will not be the success that you expect.

 

You didn't seriously expect to find a Power Ring in a Cracker Jack box, did you?

 

New Topic: Truly bizarre things to find in a Cracker Jack box.

(Difficulty: 'Power Rings", 'Cracker Jacks', and 'Something edible' are right out.)

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23 hours ago, Pariah said:

New Topic: Truly bizarre things to find in a Cracker Jack box.

(Difficulty: 'Power Rings", 'Cracker Jacks', and 'Something edible' are right out.)

 

A live snark.  Or maybe a boojum.  Depends on how lucky you are.

 

NT: The original snark hunters were the Bellman, Barrister, Broker, Banker, Billiard-maker, Butcher, Baker, Boots, Beaver, and the maker of Bonnets and Hoods.  Suggest several (at least three) replacement hunters for an updated-to-2020 version of the Hunters of the Snark.

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1 hour ago, Cancer said:

NT: The original snark hunters were the Bellman, Barrister, Broker, Banker, Billiard-maker, Butcher, Baker, Boots, Beaver, and the maker of Bonnets and Hoods.  Suggest several (at least three) replacement hunters for an updated-to-2020 version of the Hunters of the Snark.

The Barista, the Bellringer, and the Bomber

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17 hours ago, Cancer said:

NT: The original snark hunters were the Bellman, Barrister, Broker, Banker, Billiard-maker, Butcher, Baker, Boots, Beaver, and the maker of Bonnets and Hoods.  Suggest several (at least three) replacement hunters for an updated-to-2020 version of the Hunters of the Snark.

 

The Unemployed, Furloughed, and On Extended Leave.   Because 2020 has made sure there are plenty of those around.

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20 hours ago, Cancer said:

NT: The original snark hunters were the Bellman, Barrister, Broker, Banker, Billiard-maker, Butcher, Baker, Boots, Beaver, and the maker of Bonnets and Hoods.  Suggest several (at least three) replacement hunters for an updated-to-2020 version of the Hunters of the Snark.

The Senator, the Judge, and the Candidate. Who will probably all find the boojums. (Was there actually a Snark in the first place?)

 

NT: Subtle signs you are Loki (Marvel version) and don't know it.

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5 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

The Senator, the Judge, and the Candidate. Who will probably all find the boojums. (Was there actually a Snark in the first place?)

 

NT: Subtle signs you are Loki (Marvel version) and don't know it.

 

Some guy with a large hammer appears before you and claims (with a mean sneer) that he's your brother.

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On 10/21/2020 at 11:42 AM, Michael Hopcroft said:

NT: Subtle signs you are Loki (Marvel version) and don't know it.

 

I have a bizarre, grossly heavy and utterly imbalanced headgear with two big-a** horns on the forehead part.

 

NT:  You've been possessed by an otherworldly entity!  But ... when the exorcist team arrives, they declare that they're not going to do anything about it, because it's an improvement.  What humiliating thing is now controlling you?

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23 hours ago, Cancer said:

 

I have a bizarre, grossly heavy and utterly imbalanced headgear with two big-a** horns on the forehead part.

 

NT:  You've been possessed by an otherworldly entity!  But ... when the exorcist team arrives, they declare that they're not going to do anything about it, because it's an improvement.  What humiliating thing is now controlling you?

 

Chtulhu

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On 10/27/2020 at 7:01 PM, Cancer said:

NT:  You've been possessed by an otherworldly entity!  But ... when the exorcist team arrives, they declare that they're not going to do anything about it, because it's an improvement.  What humiliating thing is now controlling you?

 

Donald Trump's hairpiece.

 

New Topic: We finally figured out what's wrong with 2020: one of Foxbat's Master Plans actually worked! What does the rest of the year have in store for us?

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14 minutes ago, Pariah said:

New Topic: We finally figured out what's wrong with 2020: one of Foxbat's Master Plans actually worked! What does the rest of the year have in store for us?

Foxbat is so unsatisfied with how his Master Plan worked out that he launches another Master Plan, of an entirely different type, to undo what little the original plan achieved. This one involves hanging chads. Unfortunately his minions interpret it as "hang Chad", and are scouring the countryside looking for Chads to string up for no significant reason besides their names. Oddly enough, they don't actually find any.

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1 hour ago, Pariah said:

New Topic: We finally figured out what's wrong with 2020: one of Foxbat's Master Plans actually worked! What does the rest of the year have in store for us?

 

Continent-wide power grid failure due to solar storms and the Russians stealing the magnetic pole away from Canada, about the time the first arctic front comes down in the third week in December.

 

That and a crusade against boxer shorts and crop tops on fat guys.

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On 10/28/2020 at 10:46 PM, Pariah said:

 

Donald Trump's hairpiece.

 

New Topic: We finally figured out what's wrong with 2020: one of Foxbat's Master Plans actually worked! What does the rest of the year have in store for us?

 

Claims that he can guarantee victory for President Trump on Tuesday with this great concept. 

 

NT: You have won the Pokemon championship. What is your acceptance like?

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On 11/2/2020 at 11:56 AM, Asperion said:

NT: You have won the Pokemon championship. What is your acceptance like?

"It took years to hone my skills, gather my Pokemon, and get them prepared. To do that took a lot of extra-curricular actions. So thank you for all you have done for me, Team Rocket!"

 

NT: Subtle signs the villains you are fighting are actually on your side.

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On 11/6/2020 at 10:36 AM, Michael Hopcroft said:

"It took years to hone my skills, gather my Pokemon, and get them prepared. To do that took a lot of extra-curricular actions. So thank you for all you have done for me, Team Rocket!"

 

NT: Subtle signs the villains you are fighting are actually on your side.

 

When you attempt to arrest them, the officers complain about heroes going bad.

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On 11/6/2020 at 10:36 AM, Michael Hopcroft said:

NT: Subtle signs the villains you are fighting are actually on your side.

 

"Look, it's our world too. We can't take it over if some purple-chinned nihilist just wipes it out."

 

New Topic: The first human explorers on Mars make a horrific discovery in a cave--a human skeleton and four words scratched into the cave wall. What are the four words?

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