Michael Hopcroft Posted December 5, 2020 Report Share Posted December 5, 2020 Anyone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted December 5, 2020 Report Share Posted December 5, 2020 On 11/25/2020 at 6:59 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: You die, but your ancestors come back. NT: Subtle signs your high school English teacher no longer finds your antics amusing. "It's I (stabs student in eye) before E, except after C (throws student into the sea)! And that's what you get for bringing SCIENCE into a spelling discussion!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 5, 2020 Report Share Posted December 5, 2020 On 11/25/2020 at 11:59 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs your high school English teacher no longer finds your antics amusing. Your homework tonight is to practice for the Oral exam using phrases you will use in the only jobs you are qualified for. So 'Do You Want Fries With That ?' NT: It's three weeks to Christmas ! Ways to stop those who are too jolly in telling you things like this without killing them (BONUS: Not breaking the law) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 5, 2020 Report Share Posted December 5, 2020 8 minutes ago, death tribble said: NT: It's three weeks to Christmas ! Ways to stop those who are too jolly in telling you things like this without killing them (BONUS: Not breaking the law) One word: Saturnalia. death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted December 7, 2020 Report Share Posted December 7, 2020 On 12/5/2020 at 1:03 PM, death tribble said: Your homework tonight is to practice for the Oral exam using phrases you will use in the only jobs you are qualified for. So 'Do You Want Fries With That ?' NT: It's three weeks to Christmas ! Ways to stop those who are too jolly in telling you things like this without killing them (BONUS: Not breaking the law) Have plenty of bottles of water so that you can freeze them on the spot. death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 8, 2020 Report Share Posted December 8, 2020 On 12/5/2020 at 12:03 PM, death tribble said: NT: It's three weeks to Christmas ! Ways to stop those who are too jolly in telling you things like this without killing them (BONUS: Not breaking the law) Remind them of the downsides of having reindeer land on the roof of a typical suburban home. NT: Subtle signs that the clerk at Best Buy is out of their mind. death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted December 8, 2020 Report Share Posted December 8, 2020 14 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: Remind them of the downsides of having reindeer land on the roof of a typical suburban home. NT: Subtle signs that the clerk at Best Buy is out of their mind. He starts to offer extended warranties on air. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 8, 2020 Report Share Posted December 8, 2020 "Would you like some stock options with that?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 8, 2020 Report Share Posted December 8, 2020 14 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs that the clerk at Best Buy is out of their mind. She's working retail in December. If she's not crazy now, she will be soon enough. New Topic: Strange things to find in the refrigerator at work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 8, 2020 Report Share Posted December 8, 2020 3 minutes ago, Pariah said: New Topic: Strange things to find in the refrigerator at work. Molten uranium. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted December 8, 2020 Report Share Posted December 8, 2020 1 hour ago, Pariah said: She's working retail in December. If she's not crazy now, she will be soon enough. New Topic: Strange things to find in the refrigerator at work. A refrigerator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted December 8, 2020 Report Share Posted December 8, 2020 1 hour ago, Pariah said: New Topic: Strange things to find in the refrigerator at work. A space heater. New topic: Strange things to find in the microwave oven at work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 8, 2020 Report Share Posted December 8, 2020 Molten uranium. BoloOfEarth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 8, 2020 Report Share Posted December 8, 2020 47 minutes ago, BoloOfEarth said: New topic: Strange things to find in the microwave oven at work. A stainless steel travel coffee mug, because one of your idiot co-workers apparently doesn't understand how microwave ovens work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted December 8, 2020 Report Share Posted December 8, 2020 1 hour ago, Cancer said: Molten uranium. If the next topic is "What do you want for Christmas dinner?" will we get the same response? Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 8, 2020 Report Share Posted December 8, 2020 One way to find out.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 10, 2020 Report Share Posted December 10, 2020 On 12/8/2020 at 11:02 AM, BoloOfEarth said: New topic: Strange things to find in the microwave oven at work. "Is that the department manager?" NT: Jobs in the Far Future that nobody will want to take yet somebody must. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 10, 2020 Report Share Posted December 10, 2020 9 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Jobs in the Far Future that nobody will want to take yet somebody must. Revisionist historian. Someone will have to make sure that the events of 2020 are never spoken of again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted December 10, 2020 Report Share Posted December 10, 2020 16 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: "Is that the department manager?" NT: Jobs in the Far Future that nobody will want to take yet somebody must. Time travel control manager 6 hours ago, Pariah said: Revisionist historian. Someone will have to make sure that the events of 2020 are never spoken of again. Governments have been doing this since the dawn of time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 13, 2020 Report Share Posted December 13, 2020 On 12/9/2020 at 10:20 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Jobs in the Far Future that nobody will want to take yet somebody must. Brewer of the molten uranium Low Earth Orbital Debris Collector (You get a spacesuit, a rocketpack, and the biggest catcher's mitt in cislunar space) NT: The first thing mentioned by the Martians when we meet them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 13, 2020 Report Share Posted December 13, 2020 1 hour ago, Cancer said: NT: The first thing mentioned by the Martians when we meet them. "Sorry, but you're blocking our view of Venus." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted December 13, 2020 Report Share Posted December 13, 2020 8 hours ago, Cancer said: NT: The first thing mentioned by the Martians when we meet them. "Where's that Mark Whatney guy? All our soil can grow now is potatoes and we're sick and tired of them." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 13, 2020 Report Share Posted December 13, 2020 8 hours ago, Cancer said: NT: The first thing mentioned by the Martians when we meet them. Where is the Molten Uranium ? Sorry could not resist. NT: NASA have asked companies to bring things back from the moon. But they were not expecting........ (difficulty No Spanish Inquisition or Monty Python references) Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted December 13, 2020 Report Share Posted December 13, 2020 Space Nazis death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted December 13, 2020 Report Share Posted December 13, 2020 2 hours ago, death tribble said: Where is the Molten Uranium ? Sorry could not resist. NT: NASA have asked companies to bring things back from the moon. But they were not expecting........ (difficulty No Spanish Inquisition or Monty Python references) An ancient message. When translated, it said "Unicron resides here - you are now doomed" death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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