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On 11/25/2020 at 6:59 PM, Michael Hopcroft said:

You die, but your ancestors come back.

 

NT: Subtle signs your high school English teacher no longer finds your antics amusing.

"It's I (stabs student in eye) before E, except after C (throws student into the sea)!  And that's what you get for bringing SCIENCE into a spelling discussion!"

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On 11/25/2020 at 11:59 PM, Michael Hopcroft said:

NT: Subtle signs your high school English teacher no longer finds your antics amusing.

Your homework tonight is to practice for the Oral exam using phrases you will use in the only jobs you are qualified for. So 'Do You Want Fries With That ?'

 

NT: It's three weeks to Christmas ! Ways to stop those who are too jolly in telling you things like this without killing them (BONUS: Not breaking the law) 

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On 12/5/2020 at 1:03 PM, death tribble said:

Your homework tonight is to practice for the Oral exam using phrases you will use in the only jobs you are qualified for. So 'Do You Want Fries With That ?'

 

NT: It's three weeks to Christmas ! Ways to stop those who are too jolly in telling you things like this without killing them (BONUS: Not breaking the law) 

 

Have plenty of bottles of water so that you can freeze them on the spot.

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On 12/5/2020 at 12:03 PM, death tribble said:

NT: It's three weeks to Christmas ! Ways to stop those who are too jolly in telling you things like this without killing them (BONUS: Not breaking the law) 

Remind them of the downsides of having reindeer land on the roof of a typical suburban home.

 

NT: Subtle signs that the clerk at Best Buy is out of their mind.

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14 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

NT: Subtle signs that the clerk at Best Buy is out of their mind.

 

She's working retail in December. If she's not crazy now, she will be soon enough.

 

New Topic: Strange things to find in the refrigerator at work.

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47 minutes ago, BoloOfEarth said:

New topic:  Strange things to find in the microwave oven at work.

 

A stainless steel travel coffee mug, because one of your idiot co-workers apparently doesn't understand how microwave ovens work.

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16 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

"Is that the department manager?"

 

NT: Jobs in the Far Future that nobody will want to take yet somebody must.

 

 

 

Time travel control manager

 

6 hours ago, Pariah said:

 

Revisionist historian. Someone will have to make sure that the events of 2020 are never spoken of again.

 

Governments have been doing this since the dawn of time. 

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On 12/9/2020 at 10:20 PM, Michael Hopcroft said:

NT: Jobs in the Far Future that nobody will want to take yet somebody must.

 

Brewer of the molten uranium

 

Low Earth Orbital Debris Collector

 

(You get a spacesuit, a rocketpack, and the biggest catcher's mitt in cislunar space)

 

NT: The first thing mentioned by the Martians when we meet them.

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8 hours ago, Cancer said:

NT: The first thing mentioned by the Martians when we meet them.

Where is the Molten Uranium ?

 

Sorry could not resist.

 

NT: NASA have asked companies to bring things back from the moon. But they were not expecting........ (difficulty No Spanish Inquisition or Monty Python references)

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2 hours ago, death tribble said:

Where is the Molten Uranium ?

 

Sorry could not resist.

 

NT: NASA have asked companies to bring things back from the moon. But they were not expecting........ (difficulty No Spanish Inquisition or Monty Python references)

 

An ancient message. When translated, it said "Unicron resides here - you are now doomed"

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