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3 hours ago, death tribble said:

NT: NASA have asked companies to bring things back from the moon. But they were not expecting........ (difficulty No Spanish Inquisition or Monty Python references)

 

37.58 cubic kilometers of green cheese puffs

 

NT: Things to do with 37.58 cubic kilometers of green cheese puffs

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On 12/14/2020 at 5:53 PM, Michael Hopcroft said:

NT: Unexpected consequences of pushing the jolly, candy-like History Eraser Burton.

 

I don't remember Jack Burton having the ability to erase history in Big Trouble in Little China.

 

50 minutes ago, Asperion said:

NT: Surprise gifts from the Christmas Krampus.

 

"As my gift to a naughty world... everything Donald Trump says will now become real."

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2 hours ago, Asperion said:

NT: Surprise gifts from the Christmas Krampus.

 

Menstrual cramps.  When you're male.

 

Oh, and the molten uranium in the stocking ... would be a house fire initiated by something other than a candle, which is a bit of a surprise at Christmas also.

 

NT: One week before Christmas!  What have you forgotten?  Difficulty: it involves cephalopods somehow.

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33 minutes ago, Cancer said:

NT: One week before Christmas!  What have you forgotten?  Difficulty: it involves cephalopods somehow.

 

 I'm known to use the phrase "More fun than a bucket of live squid." I've just remembered that I need to acquire such a bucket as a gift to a doubting coworker.

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On 12/17/2020 at 8:59 PM, Cancer said:

NT: One week before Christmas!  What have you forgotten?  Difficulty: it involves cephalopods somehow.

The last thing on your list is Detroit Red Wings season tickets.

 

NT: Octopi are so 20th Century! What are modern, hip hockey fans tossing onto the ice after the first goal?

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2 hours ago, death tribble said:

Shredded pieces of Michael Hopcroft............

 

NT: OH NO ! Someone did for poor Michael Hopcroft ! Who did it is irrelevant but why did someone do it ?

Ouch. In the texteme -- ouch.

 

Abd I watched the Red Wings a lot during their long run of great success.  They will rebuild someday and contend once again. Beside, they're an Original Six franchise, and who doesn't love that?

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On 12/19/2020 at 1:15 PM, death tribble said:

Shredded pieces of Michael Hopcroft............

 

NT: OH NO ! Someone did for poor Michael Hopcroft ! Who did it is irrelevant but why did someone do it ?

 

He was caught playing in the "other game". Around here they hang one for that.       💀

 

NT: Resolutions/Goals for the Amazing New Year that has just happened upon everyone.

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