Cancer Posted December 13, 2020 Report Share Posted December 13, 2020 3 hours ago, death tribble said: NT: NASA have asked companies to bring things back from the moon. But they were not expecting........ (difficulty No Spanish Inquisition or Monty Python references) 37.58 cubic kilometers of green cheese puffs NT: Things to do with 37.58 cubic kilometers of green cheese puffs death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted December 13, 2020 Report Share Posted December 13, 2020 20 minutes ago, Cancer said: NT: Things to do with 37.58 cubic kilometers of green cheese puffs Dip them in molten uranium for a tasty snack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 13, 2020 Report Share Posted December 13, 2020 1 hour ago, Cancer said: NT: Things to do with 37.58 cubic kilometers of green cheese puffs Drop them on Mar-A-Lago the fourth week of January. BoloOfEarth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted December 14, 2020 Report Share Posted December 14, 2020 On 12/13/2020 at 10:05 AM, Cancer said: 37.58 cubic kilometers of green cheese puffs NT: Things to do with 37.58 cubic kilometers of green cheese puffs Have the greatest party of the millennium. NT: Scientists have discovered a message on the moon. What does it say? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted December 14, 2020 Report Share Posted December 14, 2020 "We have been trying to reach you about your vehicle's extended warranty..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 14, 2020 Report Share Posted December 14, 2020 28 minutes ago, Asperion said: NT: Scientists have discovered a message on the moon. What does it say? Eat Murray's Green Cheese Puffs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 14, 2020 Report Share Posted December 14, 2020 50 minutes ago, Asperion said: NT: Scientists have discovered a message on the moon. What does it say? "We Apologize for the Inconvenience." NT: Unexpected consequences of pushing the jolly, candy-like History Eraser Burton. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 15, 2020 Report Share Posted December 15, 2020 2 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Unexpected consequences of pushing the jolly, candy-like History Eraser Burton. Your available language choices discontinuously change to Arabic, Aztec, Hindi, Mongol, Toltec, and Urdu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 15, 2020 Report Share Posted December 15, 2020 6 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Unexpected consequences of pushing the jolly, candy-like History Eraser Burton. Drew Bledsoe ends up being a superstar, and Tom Brady spends his entire career as a backup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted December 18, 2020 Report Share Posted December 18, 2020 On 12/14/2020 at 3:53 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: "We Apologize for the Inconvenience." NT: Unexpected consequences of pushing the jolly, candy-like History Eraser Burton. "Who was this guy called George Washington?" NT: Surprise gifts from the Christmas Krampus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted December 18, 2020 Report Share Posted December 18, 2020 On 12/14/2020 at 5:53 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Unexpected consequences of pushing the jolly, candy-like History Eraser Burton. I don't remember Jack Burton having the ability to erase history in Big Trouble in Little China. 50 minutes ago, Asperion said: NT: Surprise gifts from the Christmas Krampus. "As my gift to a naughty world... everything Donald Trump says will now become real." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 18, 2020 Report Share Posted December 18, 2020 1 hour ago, Asperion said: NT: Surprise gifts from the Christmas Krampus. Molten uranium. What? BoloOfEarth and Cancer 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 18, 2020 Report Share Posted December 18, 2020 2 hours ago, Asperion said: NT: Surprise gifts from the Christmas Krampus. Menstrual cramps. When you're male. Oh, and the molten uranium in the stocking ... would be a house fire initiated by something other than a candle, which is a bit of a surprise at Christmas also. NT: One week before Christmas! What have you forgotten? Difficulty: it involves cephalopods somehow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 18, 2020 Report Share Posted December 18, 2020 33 minutes ago, Cancer said: NT: One week before Christmas! What have you forgotten? Difficulty: it involves cephalopods somehow. I'm known to use the phrase "More fun than a bucket of live squid." I've just remembered that I need to acquire such a bucket as a gift to a doubting coworker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted December 18, 2020 Report Share Posted December 18, 2020 13 hours ago, Cancer said: NT: One week before Christmas! What have you forgotten? Difficulty: it involves cephalopods somehow. My Dr. Octopus tentacles! How can I properly watch Spider-Man movies over the Christmas break without them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 19, 2020 Report Share Posted December 19, 2020 On 12/17/2020 at 8:59 PM, Cancer said: NT: One week before Christmas! What have you forgotten? Difficulty: it involves cephalopods somehow. The last thing on your list is Detroit Red Wings season tickets. NT: Octopi are so 20th Century! What are modern, hip hockey fans tossing onto the ice after the first goal? Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 19, 2020 Report Share Posted December 19, 2020 1 minute ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Octopi are so 20th Century! What are modern, hip hockey fans tossing onto the ice after the first goal? Teenage Mutant Ninja Tardigrades. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted December 19, 2020 Report Share Posted December 19, 2020 48 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Octopi are so 20th Century! What are modern, hip hockey fans tossing onto the ice after the first goal? Molten uranium! (Now Pariah needs to come up with something else.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 19, 2020 Report Share Posted December 19, 2020 2 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Octopi are so 20th Century! What are modern, hip hockey fans tossing onto the ice after the first goal? Shredded pieces of Michael Hopcroft............ NT: OH NO ! Someone did for poor Michael Hopcroft ! Who did it is irrelevant but why did someone do it ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted December 19, 2020 Report Share Posted December 19, 2020 31 minutes ago, death tribble said: NT: OH NO ! Someone did for poor Michael Hopcroft ! Who did it is irrelevant but why did someone do it ? He dissed the Red Wings. This is, after all, Detroit - Where the Weak are Killed and Eaten. death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 19, 2020 Report Share Posted December 19, 2020 2 hours ago, death tribble said: Shredded pieces of Michael Hopcroft............ NT: OH NO ! Someone did for poor Michael Hopcroft ! Who did it is irrelevant but why did someone do it ? Ouch. In the texteme -- ouch. Abd I watched the Red Wings a lot during their long run of great success. They will rebuild someday and contend once again. Beside, they're an Original Six franchise, and who doesn't love that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 19, 2020 Report Share Posted December 19, 2020 Off topic: Nothing personal. I have had a bottle of wine to myself (half Prosecco and half Champagne) and we do compete in this thread. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 On 12/19/2020 at 2:47 PM, death tribble said: Off topic: Nothing personal. I have had a bottle of wine to myself (half Prosecco and half Champagne) and we do compete in this thread. It's alright. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted January 2, 2021 Report Share Posted January 2, 2021 On 12/19/2020 at 1:15 PM, death tribble said: Shredded pieces of Michael Hopcroft............ NT: OH NO ! Someone did for poor Michael Hopcroft ! Who did it is irrelevant but why did someone do it ? He was caught playing in the "other game". Around here they hang one for that. 💀 NT: Resolutions/Goals for the Amazing New Year that has just happened upon everyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 2, 2021 Report Share Posted January 2, 2021 13 minutes ago, Asperion said: NT: Resolutions/Goals for the Amazing New Year that has just happened upon everyone. My top three resolutions for 2021: 1. Finish what I start 2. 3. Psybolt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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