BoloOfEarth Posted January 3, 2021 Report Share Posted January 3, 2021 6 hours ago, Asperion said: NT: Resolutions/Goals for the Amazing New Year that has just happened upon everyone. By "upon everyone", do you mean that everyone has to have that resolution / goal? If so... I / We hereby resolve to treat people like we want to be treated. (Edited to remove political comment) Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 3, 2021 Report Share Posted January 3, 2021 15 hours ago, Asperion said: NT: Resolutions/Goals for the Amazing New Year that has just happened upon everyone. Wear the **** mask. Please. NT: Subtle signs this was a bad day to go to Walmart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 3, 2021 Report Share Posted January 3, 2021 The customers that they usually have are there as well Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 4, 2021 Report Share Posted January 4, 2021 15 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs this was a bad day to go to Walmart. There's a fire in the toilet paper aisle, started as a result of a riot over the fact that there was a shortage of toilet paper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 4, 2021 Report Share Posted January 4, 2021 On 1/3/2021 at 6:45 AM, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs this was a bad day to go to Walmart. It's BOGO day for bad beer, small arms and their ammunition, and t-shirts with anger-inducing slogans, all on adjacent aisles. NT: Electricity demonstrations that Cancer's students can perform at home ... and survive at least 51% of the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 4, 2021 Report Share Posted January 4, 2021 3 minutes ago, Cancer said: It's BOGO day for bad beer, small arms and their ammunition, and t-shirts with anger-inducing slogans, all on adjacent aisles. I'm not sure which comedian it was who said, "Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms should be a convenience store, not a government agency." But I'll bet he shops at Walmart. 3 minutes ago, Cancer said: NT: Electricity demonstrations that Cancer's students can perform at home ... and survive at least 51% of the time. "Testing 9-Volt Batteries: Comparing the Effectiveness of a Multimeter vs. That of the Human Tongue" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted January 7, 2021 Report Share Posted January 7, 2021 On 1/4/2021 at 4:14 PM, Cancer said: It's BOGO day for bad beer, small arms and their ammunition, and t-shirts with anger-inducing slogans, all on adjacent aisles. NT: Electricity demonstrations that Cancer's students can perform at home ... and survive at least 51% of the time. The effectiveness of different electric cars in a high speed race. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted January 24, 2021 Report Share Posted January 24, 2021 17 days with no response - NT: New dragon variants for the modern world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 24, 2021 Report Share Posted January 24, 2021 Dark Matter Dragon. Totally invisible and intangible, but can wreck you from intergalactic distances. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted January 24, 2021 Report Share Posted January 24, 2021 11 hours ago, Asperion said: NT: New dragon variants for the modern world. Rainbow Dragon. For the LGBTQ community. May not have any major attacks, but it looks Fabulous! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 24, 2021 Report Share Posted January 24, 2021 Pollution Dragon to pander to the bleeding hearts who go on and on about the damage we are causing to the world. They are full of hot air and so is it. NT: What Twitter is doing now that it's biggest troublemaker is gone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 24, 2021 Report Share Posted January 24, 2021 Since it's twitter, I know what it is NOT doing: engaging in introspection about it being very little more than the preferred medium for bullies, liars, idiots, self-adulating braggarts, social abusers, .... Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 24, 2021 Report Share Posted January 24, 2021 5 hours ago, death tribble said: NT: What Twitter is doing now that it's biggest troublemaker is gone. Nobody cares. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 25, 2021 Report Share Posted January 25, 2021 (oops) Going back to what it's for: birdsong. NT: Things to schedule for February 2, in case you get stuck in a Groundhog Day-style time loop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 26, 2021 Report Share Posted January 26, 2021 On 1/25/2021 at 12:09 PM, Cancer said: NT: Things to schedule for February 2, in case you get stuck in a Groundhog Day-style time loop. The next session of your Champions game. Obviously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted January 28, 2021 Report Share Posted January 28, 2021 On 1/25/2021 at 1:09 PM, Cancer said: (oops) Going back to what it's for: birdsong. NT: Things to schedule for February 2, in case you get stuck in a Groundhog Day-style time loop. Being locked in that all-day buffet! 😏 😖 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 29, 2021 Report Share Posted January 29, 2021 On 1/25/2021 at 1:09 PM, Cancer said: NT: Things to schedule for February 2, in case you get stuck in a Groundhog Day-style time loop. A nice quiet dinner out with Lady P while Grandma watches the kids. New Topic: Foxbat's Master Plan© for Groundhog Day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 29, 2021 Report Share Posted January 29, 2021 4 minutes ago, Pariah said: New Topic: Foxbat's Master Plan© for Groundhog Day. "Say isn't Punxsutawney Phil a bit portly this year?" "wait a minute -- That's not the groundhog! It's Foxbat in a groundhog suit!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted January 29, 2021 Report Share Posted January 29, 2021 5 minutes ago, Pariah said: New Topic: Foxbat's Master Plan© for Groundhog Day. Make sure pigs can't fly. Because... Ground. Hog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted January 29, 2021 Report Share Posted January 29, 2021 17 hours ago, Pariah said: A nice quiet dinner out with Lady P while Grandma watches the kids. New Topic: Foxbat's Master Plan© for Groundhog Day. Replace the ground hog with a mind control device. That way anyone watching will instantly fall under his control NT: What Foxbat does with his new subjects. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted January 29, 2021 Report Share Posted January 29, 2021 1 hour ago, Asperion said: NT: What Foxbat does with his new subjects. World's largest mass hokey-pokey dance. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 29, 2021 Report Share Posted January 29, 2021 3 hours ago, Asperion said: NT: What Foxbat does with his new subjects. A game of Red Rover spanning the breadth of the North American continent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 29, 2021 Report Share Posted January 29, 2021 5 hours ago, Asperion said: NT: What Foxbat does with his new subjects. Put them all in bee costumes and make them throw honey at each other. This ism after all, Foxbat we're talking about here. NT: Times when it is completely appropriate to dress up as a bee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted January 29, 2021 Report Share Posted January 29, 2021 3 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Times when it is completely appropriate to dress up as a bee. At a spelling bee, of course... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 30, 2021 Report Share Posted January 30, 2021 1 hour ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Times when it is completely appropriate to dress up as a bee. When attending a game of Salt Lake City's AAA Baseball team. Assuming there is minor league baseball this summer, of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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