Pariah Posted April 9, 2021 Report Share Posted April 9, 2021 13 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: More subtle signs your local Representative or Senator is out of their mind. (Silly, please, and not "ripped from the headlines") She has decided to change her legal name to 'Zaphod Beeblebrox'. New Topic: Superheroes and supervillains on Jeopardy! Who plays, and how do they do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 10, 2021 Report Share Posted April 10, 2021 "Toad, you start Double Jeopardy at $4200 in the hole. You make the first selection." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted April 10, 2021 Report Share Posted April 10, 2021 Galactus, you have multiple universes theory and are down $1500. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 11, 2021 Report Share Posted April 11, 2021 On 4/9/2021 at 11:30 AM, Pariah said: New Topic: Superheroes and supervillains on Jeopardy! Who plays, and how do they do? "Who is Ayn Rand?" "Mr. Luthor, the answer is..." "WHO WAS AYN RAND!" "OK, that's not even in the form of a question..." NT: World's Worst exhibits for the Metropolis Children's Museum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted April 13, 2021 Report Share Posted April 13, 2021 An all-krypton copy of Superboy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 13, 2021 Report Share Posted April 13, 2021 Mister Mxyzptlk's Magical Fun House Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted April 19, 2021 Report Share Posted April 19, 2021 On 4/11/2021 at 12:15 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: World's Worst exhibits for the Metropolis Children's Museum. The Batman punching bag... that punches back. NT: Surprising results of the first flight of Ingenuity (the NASA helicopter on Mars) - other than seeing its own shadow, foretelling six more weeks of Martian winter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 19, 2021 Report Share Posted April 19, 2021 20 minutes ago, BoloOfEarth said: NT: Surprising results of the first flight of Ingenuity (the NASA helicopter on Mars) - other than seeing its own shadow, foretelling six more weeks of Martian winter. There's a Starbucks 15 km from the landing site. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted April 19, 2021 Report Share Posted April 19, 2021 2 hours ago, Pariah said: There's a Starbucks 15 km from the landing site. The only surprise there is that it's 15 klicks away, and not closer. Aren't Starbucks spaced like 100 yards apart? Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted April 22, 2021 Report Share Posted April 22, 2021 The big "What are you doing " sign. NT: Your crazy new invention. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 22, 2021 Report Share Posted April 22, 2021 1 minute ago, Asperion said: NT: Your crazy new invention. Reversible underpants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 23, 2021 Report Share Posted April 23, 2021 Multi-quark zartwhortler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 23, 2021 Report Share Posted April 23, 2021 21 hours ago, Asperion said: NT: Your crazy new invention. Atomic Litterbox, because if there's one thing the world desperately needs right now it\s Catzilla. NT: Subtle signs that your new Alexa device does not have your best interests at heart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 23, 2021 Report Share Posted April 23, 2021 1 hour ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs that your new Alexa device does not have your best interests at heart. It has the same voice as GLaDOS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 23, 2021 Report Share Posted April 23, 2021 A team shows up at your door to collect the live kidneys (yes, plural) Alexa told them you wanted wanted to donate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted April 24, 2021 Report Share Posted April 24, 2021 No matter what you order, some unnecessary devices will arrive instead. NT: What is this device that arrived in place of what was ordered? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 24, 2021 Report Share Posted April 24, 2021 Bobcat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 24, 2021 Report Share Posted April 24, 2021 The Illudium Q-36 explosive Space Modulator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 25, 2021 Report Share Posted April 25, 2021 11 hours ago, Asperion said: NT: What is this device that arrived in place of what was ordered? A left-handed smokeshifter with turbo assist booster, mint-scented deozonification unit, and beer cooler. NT: Things they sell at the drive-up espresso stand that you suspect are not exactly legal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 25, 2021 Report Share Posted April 25, 2021 2 hours ago, Cancer said: NT: Things they sell at the drive-up espresso stand that you suspect are not exactly legal. Dates with the baristas. Available by the half-hour, or at a bulk rate for the entire evening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 25, 2021 Report Share Posted April 25, 2021 2 hours ago, Cancer said: NT: Things they sell at the drive-up espresso stand that you suspect are not exactly legal. Free assassination contract with every latte! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted May 2, 2021 Report Share Posted May 2, 2021 On 4/24/2021 at 9:31 PM, Cancer said: A left-handed smokeshifter with turbo assist booster, mint-scented deozonification unit, and beer cooler. NT: Things they sell at the drive-up espresso stand that you suspect are not exactly legal. Offering to place certain chemicals in that might not have the best effect on the human body. NT: What are those chemicals that are being used? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 2, 2021 Report Share Posted May 2, 2021 11 minutes ago, Asperion said: NT: What are those chemicals that are being used? Do we really know what's in Pumpkin Spice? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 2, 2021 Report Share Posted May 2, 2021 They call it a "Firesign Special", which is an obscure reference to a line in that show that went, "Scotty! Set your phaser on orgasm!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 2, 2021 Report Share Posted May 2, 2021 3 hours ago, Asperion said: NT: What are those chemicals that are being used? Dihydrogen monoxide. It's a major component of acid rain, it's found in cancerous tumors, black ops groups use it for torture, and inhalation of the stuff can kill you. New Topic: How many VIPER Agents does it take to change a light bulb? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.