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13 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

NT: More subtle signs your local Representative or Senator is out of their mind. (Silly, please, and not "ripped from the headlines")

 

She has decided to change her legal name to 'Zaphod Beeblebrox'. 

 

New Topic: Superheroes and supervillains on Jeopardy! Who plays, and how do they do?

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On 4/9/2021 at 11:30 AM, Pariah said:

New Topic: Superheroes and supervillains on Jeopardy! Who plays, and how do they do?

"Who is Ayn Rand?"

"Mr. Luthor, the answer is..."

"WHO WAS AYN RAND!"

"OK, that's not even in the form of a question..."

 

NT: World's Worst exhibits for the Metropolis Children's Museum.

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On 4/11/2021 at 12:15 PM, Michael Hopcroft said:

NT: World's Worst exhibits for the Metropolis Children's Museum.

 

The Batman punching bag... that punches back.

 

NT:  Surprising results of the first flight of Ingenuity (the NASA helicopter on Mars) - other than seeing its own shadow, foretelling six more weeks of Martian winter.

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20 minutes ago, BoloOfEarth said:

NT:  Surprising results of the first flight of Ingenuity (the NASA helicopter on Mars) - other than seeing its own shadow, foretelling six more weeks of Martian winter.

 

There's a Starbucks 15 km from the landing site.

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11 hours ago, Asperion said:

NT: What is this device that arrived in place of what was ordered?

 

A left-handed smokeshifter with turbo assist booster, mint-scented deozonification unit, and beer cooler.

 

NT: Things they sell at the drive-up espresso stand that you suspect are not exactly legal.

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2 hours ago, Cancer said:

NT: Things they sell at the drive-up espresso stand that you suspect are not exactly legal.

 

Dates with the baristas. Available by the half-hour, or at a bulk rate for the entire evening. 

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On 4/24/2021 at 9:31 PM, Cancer said:

 

A left-handed smokeshifter with turbo assist booster, mint-scented deozonification unit, and beer cooler.

 

NT: Things they sell at the drive-up espresso stand that you suspect are not exactly legal.

 

Offering to place certain chemicals in that might not have the best effect on the human body. 

 

NT: What are those chemicals that are being used?

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3 hours ago, Asperion said:

NT: What are those chemicals that are being used?

 

Dihydrogen monoxide. It's a major component of acid rain, it's found in cancerous tumors, black ops groups use it for torture, and inhalation of the stuff can kill you.

 

New Topic: How many VIPER Agents does it take to change a light bulb?

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