death tribble Posted May 2, 2021 Report Share Posted May 2, 2021 None. They like it in the dark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 2, 2021 Report Share Posted May 2, 2021 "Doesn't that depend on what we're supposed to change it into?" asks the gaggle of VIPER Agents within hearing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted May 10, 2021 Report Share Posted May 10, 2021 They keep sending teams in to be defeated by the light and finally give up and live in darkness. NT: Unusual ways to change the light bulb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 10, 2021 Report Share Posted May 10, 2021 20 minutes ago, Asperion said: NT: Unusual ways to change the light bulb. Psychoanalysis. (But the bulb really has to want to change.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 10, 2021 Report Share Posted May 10, 2021 32 minutes ago, Asperion said: NT: Unusual ways to change the light bulb. Polymorph Object. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 12, 2021 Report Share Posted May 12, 2021 On 5/10/2021 at 9:18 AM, Asperion said: NT: Unusual ways to change the light bulb. Send ir to Miniluv Room 101. NT: Subtle signs that you favorite Dr. Seuss character has had a little too much vodka tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 12, 2021 Report Share Posted May 12, 2021 27 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs that you favorite Dr. Seuss character has had a little too much vodka tonight. You mean, above and beyond the title, "Mr. Brown Can Moo! Can You?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 12, 2021 Report Share Posted May 12, 2021 10 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs that you favorite Dr. Seuss character has had a little too much vodka tonight. The Cat In The Hat has stopped speaking in rhyme and is quoting Dostoyevsky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted May 12, 2021 Report Share Posted May 12, 2021 11 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs that you favorite Dr. Seuss character has had a little too much vodka tonight. Would you drink it, from a vat? Would you drink it, with a cat? Would you drink it, lying flat? Would you drink it, with this or that? Would you drink it, by the crate? Would you drink my vodka straight? NT: The next Chinese booster rocket isn't going to fall safely into the sea, but hey, it's not all bad. Where's the next one going to crash to Earth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted May 12, 2021 Report Share Posted May 12, 2021 10 minutes ago, BoloOfEarth said: Would you drink it, from a vat? Would you drink it, with a cat? Would you drink it, lying flat? Would you drink it, with this or that? Would you drink it, by the crate? Would you drink my vodka straight? NT: The next Chinese booster rocket isn't going to fall safely into the sea, but hey, it's not all bad. Where's the next one going to crash to Earth? Let's keep it at home - Chinese Outback Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 12, 2021 Report Share Posted May 12, 2021 12 minutes ago, BoloOfEarth said: NT: The next Chinese booster rocket isn't going to fall safely into the sea, but hey, it's not all bad. Where's the next one going to crash to Earth? The Whitman County Courthouse in Colfax, Washington. (Colfax has been an infamous speed trap for more than the 50 years I've called the state of Washington home.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 13, 2021 Report Share Posted May 13, 2021 On 5/12/2021 at 9:03 AM, BoloOfEarth said: NT: The next Chinese booster rocket isn't going to fall safely into the sea, but hey, it's not all bad. Where's the next one going to crash to Earth? Groiver's Mill, New Jersey, because nobody expects spacecraft in Grover's Mill after last tiime. NT: How an alien invasion of Earth will help humanity in the long run. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted May 13, 2021 Report Share Posted May 13, 2021 55 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: How an alien invasion of Earth will help humanity in the long run. If it's anything like the British Invasion, at least we'll get some cool tunes out of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted May 18, 2021 Report Share Posted May 18, 2021 On 5/13/2021 at 2:20 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: Groiver's Mill, New Jersey, because nobody expects spacecraft in Grover's Mill after last tiime. NT: How an alien invasion of Earth will help humanity in the long run. We will finally get the place clean (fewer people around). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted May 28, 2021 Report Share Posted May 28, 2021 There will finally be a working government. NT: After this invasion, what will your new role be? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 28, 2021 Report Share Posted May 28, 2021 Food for worms, most likely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 28, 2021 Report Share Posted May 28, 2021 I'll be in charge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 28, 2021 Report Share Posted May 28, 2021 5 hours ago, Asperion said: NT: After this invasion, what will your new role be? Author of book abut cooking with HUMANITY -- AS AN INGREDIENT... NT: The Olympics are coming, plague or no plague, and Petey the Stone Cold Penguin (Mascot of the sport of Curling) is told to check it out. But they don't make vaccines for Penguins! How will poor Petey survive the journey? Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 28, 2021 Report Share Posted May 28, 2021 By wearing a mask, washing his flippers, and maintaining social distancing. It ain't rocket science. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 29, 2021 Report Share Posted May 29, 2021 4 anthropoid Testudinidae martial arts trained have got his back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted May 31, 2021 Report Share Posted May 31, 2021 On 5/28/2021 at 4:20 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: Author of book abut cooking with HUMANITY -- AS AN INGREDIENT... NT: The Olympics are coming, plague or no plague, and Petey the Stone Cold Penguin (Mascot of the sport of Curling) is told to check it out. But they don't make vaccines for Penguins! How will poor Petey survive the journey? Instead of coming personally, he is coming remotely by way of VR device and robot . NT: You are granted a new robot body. What special abilities will it possess? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 31, 2021 Report Share Posted May 31, 2021 3 hours ago, Asperion said: NT: You are granted a new robot body. What special abilities will it possess? The ability to play curling with all the finesse and precision of Petey, the Stone Cold Penguin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 1, 2021 Report Share Posted June 1, 2021 7 hours ago, Asperion said: NT: You are granted a new robot body. What special abilities will it possess? I can survive all conceivable car crashes, and cause them without driving or even being inside one. Even when hit by a seni, I copme out the end of the trailer unscathed/ Insurance companies love me because my accidents are so unbelievable that they get to deny all the claims. Flo, on the other hand, hates my guts. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted June 2, 2021 Report Share Posted June 2, 2021 I would become Vision, although I would retain my human knowledge (and be more playful). NT: The Earth's core has disappeared and you are tasked with replacing it. What do you replace it with and how? Complication: you must use only current technology and knowledge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 3, 2021 Report Share Posted June 3, 2021 On 6/2/2021 at 8:58 AM, Asperion said: I would become Vision, although I would retain my human knowledge (and be more playful). NT: The Earth's core has disappeared and you are tasked with replacing it. What do you replace it with and how? Complication: you must use only current technology and knowledge. An interstellar warp drive, of course. Any plan good enough for the Daleks is good enough for me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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