Pariah Posted June 3, 2021 Report Share Posted June 3, 2021 On 6/2/2021 at 9:58 AM, Asperion said: NT: The Earth's core has disappeared and you are tasked with replacing it. What do you replace it with and how? Complication: you must use only current technology and knowledge. The corpses of a million dead politicians. No reason not to solve two problems at once. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 4, 2021 Report Share Posted June 4, 2021 Donald Trump. Plenty of hot air. NT: Weird reasons for cancelling a holiday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 4, 2021 Report Share Posted June 4, 2021 38 minutes ago, death tribble said: NT: Weird reasons for cancelling a holiday Kang went back in time and prevented the even the holiday was celebrating. death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted June 4, 2021 Report Share Posted June 4, 2021 2 hours ago, death tribble said: Donald Trump. Plenty of hot air. NT: Weird reasons for cancelling a holiday What, was there even a holiday to celebrate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 4, 2021 Report Share Posted June 4, 2021 8 minutes ago, Asperion said: What, was there even a holiday to celebrate? You just overthrew the tyrant whose birthday you were supposed to celebrate. NT: How The Fictional Central Asian Repoblic of Gatchistan celebrates the President's Birthday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted June 4, 2021 Report Share Posted June 4, 2021 3 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: You just overthrew the tyrant whose birthday you were supposed to celebrate. NT: How The Fictional Central Asian Repoblic of Gatchistan celebrates the President's Birthday. They have a mass pyre where all the aides are sacrificed (it doesn't matter if they are living or not). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 4, 2021 Report Share Posted June 4, 2021 3 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: How The Fictional Central Asian Repoblic of Gatchistan celebrates the President's Birthday. The President holds a rally where he urges his supporters to storm the national assembly building to assure that he remains in office. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 4, 2021 Report Share Posted June 4, 2021 3 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: How The Fictional Central Asian Repoblic of Gatchistan celebrates the President's Birthday. Very Carefully NT: Songs to celebrate the Pandemic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 4, 2021 Report Share Posted June 4, 2021 Low-hanging fruit: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 6, 2021 Report Share Posted June 6, 2021 On 6/4/2021 at 12:16 PM, death tribble said: NT: Songs to celebrate the Pandemic Spoiler (Spoilered for brilliant yet disturbing visual content.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted June 12, 2021 Report Share Posted June 12, 2021 On 6/4/2021 at 1:16 PM, death tribble said: Very Carefully NT: Songs to celebrate the Pandemic Here's one that should be wonderful for everyone - NT: What you will do your first day as President of Fictional Central Asian Repoblic of Gatchistan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 12, 2021 Report Share Posted June 12, 2021 Proclaim a day of celebration by killing all my opponents Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 12, 2021 Report Share Posted June 12, 2021 4 hours ago, Asperion said: NT: What you will do your first day as President of Fictional Central Asian Repoblic of Gatchistan. Surreptitiously cremate the previous President and scatter his ashes to the wind. Whether he is alive at the time or not is insignificant. May I pause a moment to mark the passing of the previous President of the Fictional Central Asian republic of Gathistan? Unti yesterday, he had been the great leader for thirty-seven years last Friday. Now he's fine grains of ash. Oh! How the Mighty Fall! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 14, 2021 Report Share Posted June 14, 2021 <blipP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 14, 2021 Report Share Posted June 14, 2021 On 6/12/2021 at 8:45 AM, Asperion said: What you will do your first day as President of Fictional Central Asian Repoblic of Gatchistan. Repo Everything. NT: Your pirate ship's name, and your own pirate name. Arrr is optional. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted June 14, 2021 Report Share Posted June 14, 2021 10 hours ago, Cancer said: Repo Everything. NT: Your pirate ship's name, and your own pirate name. Arrr is optional. Ship: Boomer's Raung My Name: FaerDesCau Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 14, 2021 Report Share Posted June 14, 2021 Ship: If You Think It's Over You Got Another Thing Coming Punk Pirate Name: The Sovereign of the Seven Seas, His Most August Majesty Reptillicon 'Just Calle Me Dave, baby' Superfluous IV Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted June 16, 2021 Report Share Posted June 16, 2021 On 6/14/2021 at 4:12 PM, death tribble said: Pirate Name: The Sovereign of the Seven Seas, His Most August Majesty Reptillicon 'Just Calle Me Dave, baby' Superfluous IV It just rolls off the tongue, doesn't it? (Though I'll note that the "IV" implies that there were a I - III. Ship Name: Piratey McPirateFace Pirate Name (given my inability to grow facial hair): Captain No-beard. NT: My old smartphone (10+ years old) died and I just got a new one. What amazing new feature am I going to discover on my new phone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 16, 2021 Report Share Posted June 16, 2021 1 hour ago, BoloOfEarth said: NT: My old smartphone (10+ years old) died and I just got a new one. What amazing new feature am I going to discover on my new phone? You can now Fold Space to travel between the stars without moving. The downside is that you'll never pass a drug screen again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 16, 2021 Report Share Posted June 16, 2021 5 hours ago, BoloOfEarth said: NT: My old smartphone (10+ years old) died and I just got a new one. What amazing new feature am I going to discover on my new phone? Firesign Theatre put it best: "Scotty! Set your phaser on orgasm!" BoloOfEarth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted June 16, 2021 Report Share Posted June 16, 2021 16 hours ago, Cancer said: Firesign Theatre put it best: "Scotty! Set your phaser on orgasm!" (Quickly searching my smartphone for that app...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted June 18, 2021 Report Share Posted June 18, 2021 On 6/15/2021 at 7:24 PM, BoloOfEarth said: It just rolls off the tongue, doesn't it? (Though I'll note that the "IV" implies that there were a I - III. Ship Name: Piratey McPirateFace Pirate Name (given my inability to grow facial hair): Captain No-beard. NT: My old smartphone (10+ years old) died and I just got a new one. What amazing new feature am I going to discover on my new phone? There is now an app that will answer your questions before you ask them, trouble is that it can not tell the difference between internal question and idol thoughts so it will answer everything making a constant stream of unnecessary information that you can't turn off. NT: You find a magic item and out comes a genie. He grants you one wish, what will be that wish? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 18, 2021 Report Share Posted June 18, 2021 1 hour ago, Asperion said: NT: You find a magic item and out comes a genie. He grants you one wish, what will be that wish? Leave me alone. I took Comparative Religions in college. I know what you are and that you do not have my 8interests at heart. I know any wish you granted me would be a deal with the Devil. Go away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted June 19, 2021 Report Share Posted June 19, 2021 22 hours ago, Asperion said: NT: You find a magic item and out comes a genie. He grants you one wish, what will be that wish? 20 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: Leave me alone. I took Comparative Religions in college. I know what you are and that you do not have my 8interests at heart. I know any wish you granted me would be a deal with the Devil. Go away. That the genie badger Michael Hopcroft until he makes a wish (other than for the genie to go away or stop bothering him). Michael Hopcroft 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 20, 2021 Report Share Posted June 20, 2021 On 6/18/2021 at 2:58 PM, Asperion said: NT: You find a magic item and out comes a genie. He grants you one wish, what will be that wish? Make everyone forget Donald Trump with the exception of those to whom he owes money NT: What is Nadal doing now that he is not playing Wimbledon or the Olympics BoloOfEarth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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